And I'm probably lying.
I don't really have the personality to write a "real" blog where you get wonderful inspiration, tips, life hacks, and 10 Ways to Save Your Relationship.
But I like to talk and be friendly. I can do those things. I have avatars and personnas around the web who aren't nearly as nice as I am, but that's their job. They are supposed to kick the butts of people who need it badly and save the smiles and friendliness for me to figure out.
One thing I love is jokes. Have you heard this one?
A writer died and was given the option of going to heaven or hell.
She decided to check out each place first. As the writer descended into the fiery pits, she saw row upon row of writers chained to their desks in a steaming sweatshop. As they worked, they were repeatedly whipped with thorny lashes.
"Oh my," said the writer. "Let me see heaven now."
A few moments later, as she ascended into heaven, she saw rows of writers, chained to their desks in a steaming sweatshop. As they worked, they, too, were whipped with thorny lashes.
"Wait a minute," said the writer. "This is just as bad as hell!"
"Oh no, it's not," replied an unseen voice. "Here, your work gets published."
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