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DECEMBER 14, 2010 10:07AM

A Holiday Gift Guide for those of us who are not Oprah

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 I love Oprah Winfrey.  But, that woman has expensive taste!  Every year she has her “Favorite Things” episode where she showcases all of her most fabulous finds from the past year.  This airs before the holidays and I have no doubt that the sales of those favorite things go way up.  Then Oprah might have one of her regular guests on, Suze Ormond to teach us all about financial responsibility.

 It got me to thinking…I like nice things as much as the next girl (more so, if you ask my husband).  And I like to give nice things to my friends and family as gifts.  However, my name is not Oprah and I don’t have a bank account the size of a planet.  So, I decided to make a little “Favorite Things” list of my very own.

  

1.             Home made cookies or breads, recipe included.

2.             A variation on the above—put all the dry ingredients into a jelly jar in layers, then tie with a bow and attach a recipe card with instructions on how to make whatever it is…works great with bean soups and cookies.

3.             Cashmere scarf, in neutral color, no pattern.  There’s no chance it won’t fit and stores like TJ Maxx sell them for as little as $10.  Not kidding.

4.             A book you have read and loved, that you think the recipient might like, with a personal note from you telling them what you liked about it.  I gave my female friends The Red Tent one year.

5.             A really nice umbrella.  I don’t know about you, but my umbrellas are always breaking.  I often need to replace them, and nothing brightens a rainy day better than a pretty umbrella except maybe a pretty umbrella given by a special friend or family member.

6.             A CD of songs from one or more of the following:  The year the recipient was born, the year they graduated from H.S. or College, or just songs for something specific, like working out, ambience music for dinner parties, dance music, break up music, songs to clean the house by, songs to take a bubble bath by (bottle of Mr. Bubbles optional on that last one!).

 

Well, that’s a start anyway.  Have any creative additions?  Please feel free to add them in comments!  Or make a list in a post of your own and link to mine (or just mention it if you are technologically challenged like me).

One gift idea that I won’t put on my list, but that I’d really love to receive is to be rated by you.  And that’s free!

 

 

 

 

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Happy holidays to a woman with brains, beauty and common sense. How did you ever get to be so grounded ?
I guess I get to be first!

I love your gift ideas, they show thoughtfulness and creativity, both things which seem to be overlooked by the tone of the tv commercials. I'm making a few cards (very few) and some canvas bags...not because I have too, but because I want to.

Merry Christmas Susan!
OE Sheepdog--I don't know how much my mother is paying you to say that, but THANK YOU :) You are a sweetheart--and I wish you a very happy holiday (unless you are Jewish, and if so, I wish you a very happy belated holiday!).

BuffyW--I'll bet that the lucky recipients of your cards and canvas bags will treasure them always! I'm not as artistic as you are (not by a long shot), but one year I scanned photos of my kids into the computer and printed them onto those iron on pages that you can run through the printer, and then ironed them onto plain canvas bags (from Michael's) and tied ribbon on the handles. I made one for myself and it hangs in my closet so I can see it :) The kids are so much bigger now--and I'm glad I have that keepsake. Easy to make, and even better--INEXPENSIVE (but still priceless, nonetheless!).
I especially like #6. And I sometimes send something homemade with the recipe and ingredients in a basket.
is oprah over with with her show yet? it will be interesting to see what Act III is for her. it would be hard to outdo Act II thats for sure. ps do you think she's a lesbian? haha
I'm beginning to like Gift Cards. No one seems to ever complain and you can shop at light speed. Barnes and Noble, Walmart, Game Stores for the kids, etc.
Nice thoughts, nice gifts. //=o) R,
vzn - sorry for the late response! This is Oprah's last season of "The Oprah Winfrey Show", but she is launching her own network (OWN for Oprah Winfrey Network) in January! She is going to be busier than ever I'm sure!


Snoreville - I also like gift cards. I love to get them, and to give them!!!

David Price - Thank you!!! :)