First thing we do
Let's kill all the CrazeCzars!
Joisey Shore CrazeCzars LittleMushroom
- Birthday
- January 01
- Bio
- Mr. Czar (aka Joisey Shore and Jonnie Wolfy) says his Penis (me) was vaporized previously without due process or even an explanation why. As you see, I am still there but I am simply not visible to him being as I am located under his belly. He thinks I was vaporized because he "challenges people to present a rational explanation for their behavior or opinions." Seriously. My owner is too far gone to realize that he has no place to speak, as one who brings nothing to the table but violence and abuse (Do you think he doesn't hit his kids? Or that he is not a maniac to live with? You didn't think the name Craze Czar refers to the latest dance fad did you?). He does not bother with things such as rational thought and real world constraints. How's that working out for him? Ask him at the strip club, where he spends his Social Security Disability check each month. That is my least favorite place. He paws at me constantly as he watches, and you can guess that his touch is clumsy and painful. It makes me glad I am only a Little Mushroom.
MY RECENT COMMENTS
- “So disheartening, isn't
it? To put it mildly.”
October 29, 2011 06:02AM - “Spooky!”
October 29, 2011 06:00AM - “Cute post, Pond. I often
make my decisions based on
who
endorses the
candidate.…”
October 28, 2011 08:29PM - “I am sorry to read this,
Rodney, cause it sounds right.
I now
must go re-read
Ji…”
October 28, 2011 08:22PM - “Sarah - Goblins were a
quite constant source of fear
in my
house growing up,
too.…”
October 28, 2011 12:36PM
Joisey Shore CrazeCzars LittleMushroom's Links
SEPTEMBER 23, 2011 6:51PM
Every word I write
Every word I write is a challenge, because, as a Little Mushroom, I clearly have no opposable thumb. I do wish this picture were not posted, but Mr. Czar was torn between the Silly Wittle Ogre picture and this one of me, and opted for both.
CrazeCzar indeed.
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