300 Sunny Days in Colorado
Susie Lindau
- Location
- Colorado, USA
- Birthday
- April 11
- Title
- Writer and illustrator
- Bio
- I am a Boulder, Colorado transplant, writer, and artist who is always looking for the bright side of life through my wicked sense of humor. My coffee mug is always half full. I love adventure both real and imagined.
I am currently writing a paranormal fiction novel.
Come with me. It is always a Wild Ride!
MY RECENT POSTS
- Nothing But the Sound of
Crickets...
April 09, 2012 10:02AM - My Most Mortifying Moments,
Just for You!
March 16, 2012 10:01AM - The Truth in False Advertising
March 02, 2012 10:16AM - Like a Virgin - One Year Later
February 12, 2012 01:48PM - My Inexplicable Idiosyncrasies
February 08, 2012 09:03AM
MY RECENT COMMENTS
- “Got it yesterday Linda!
Woohoo!”
May 02, 2012 12:13PM - “Hey Ben,
I am so
sorry to hear about the loss
of your friend. I am not
here
at Op…”
April 23, 2012 08:41PM - “Thanks Maureen! Nice to
see you too!”
April 10, 2012 10:43PM - “James you hit on
something I had forgotten
about. The Stare.
More
profound than c…”
April 10, 2012 10:43PM - “Thanks CC! I am glad we
share the same sense of
humor!
Thanks Chicken
Maan! If the…”
April 10, 2012 10:41PM
Susie Lindau's Links
- Other Places I Roam...
- Follow Me on TWITTER!
- My Blog at Wordpress
- suseilindau@gmail.com
- My Humorous Posts
- Burn Beer Belly Fat - Watch Sports this Way!
- Do You Believe in VS Angels?
- I Am Going Straight to Hell or Household Confessional
- Reflected Addiction
- The Mother of Invention
- OSers Posts
- Never Give Up by Hayley Rose
- Promoting your book, finding readers:tips by Caitlin Kelly
- Love by Micalpeace
- J. Peterman Foodie Thoughts about Food Trucks by Linda Seccaspina
- Precious rejections by Linda Ann Rentschler
- The Tango Lesson by Ash
- Hot Chocolate by Bobbot
- Abbot and Costello on Computers by FusunA
- The Last Tree Standing by Scanner
Nothing But the Sound of Crickets...
Striking up a conversation with random people is something I love to do especially when I am running errands. It makes a boring trip to the store much more pleasurable. Sometimes I throw in a bit of humor to add levity to an otherwise mundane situation. I think it surprises some… Read full post »
My Most Mortifying Moments, Just for You!
I decided to share my most embarrassing moments. They are guaranteed to make you feel better about yourself. We have all had those times when our cheeks burned and we wanted to use an invisibility cloak or move to another country. If you have been following my blog for a while, then/… Read full post »
When does providing false information cross the line from slight exaggeration to an outright lie? Before heading to the mountains, I check out the snow totals from the ski resorts. Sometimes the differences are negligible and other times it is like a huge storm just squatted on one ski area for/… Read full post »
Like a Virgin - One Year Later
One year ago today, I did it. I had looked forward to doing it, but I have to admit, I was very nervous. What would it feel like? I would be naked to the world and could be judged harshly. I had been told that in order to be successful, I… Read full post »
My Inexplicable Idiosyncrasies
Do you have some ridiculous habits that no matter how hard you try to break, you just can’t? You are not alone. My list is long and time is short so I have gathered my top ten. They are in no particular order.
A Second Chance for a First Impression at Winter X Games
When I heard that Winter X
Games would be held again in Aspen, Colorado I
thought, “I
missed the Dew Tour this year in Breckenridge. I could get a
second chance at redeeming myself.” I cringed at
the memory of the last one I had attended. 
A year… Read full post »
What's In Your Future?
When I discovered that the Chinese New Year begins on January 23rd, the first thought that popped into my head was, “Whoa! Another new year, another chance for a do-over!” The second was, “We should go out for a Chinese dinner Monday night.” The third was, “Oh wow! I sho… Read full post »
Have you ever awakened in the middle of the night,
bolting upright as the cold air hit your sweat-drenched body and
realized you just had a nightmare? I have. In one of my
recurring dreams, I am late for a final exam, only I never attended
class the whole semester. The/… Read full post »
Trimming Time
With the advent of a New Year, it is always a good idea to make changes on the inside such as:
#1. Do not get sucked into the vortex of the internet every stinkin’ day in 2012! Waste less time for… Read full post »
Into the Vortex - 100 Word Flash Fiction
Traxin applied more pressure to the steering column as
the ship’s vibration increased to an incessant shuddering
which made his gray head rattle on the end of his long ringed neck.
“I hate this place. It smells and there are too many life
forms creating constant turbulence.”/… Read full post »
Cutting Up at Christmas - My Gift to You!
One of my favorite
holiday traditions is illustrating a family Christmas card. Over
the years it has often included skiing and snowboarding off cliffs
and roof tops. Some represented traditional themes like baking
cookies together as a family and others illustrated what my family
had been up t… Read full post »
What's Up with Susie?
As I perused today’s newspaper, it occurred to me that I have one of the most cliché names for Christmas. According to Wikipedia, “A cliché or cliche is an ex/… Read full post »
How Patsy Ramsey Ruined My Life!
It all started
when I decided to attend the Historic
Boulder Homes for the Holidays Tour. Up until then, my
required holiday decorations consisted of one fresh poinsettia and
one Christmas tree. Little did I know that purchasing a ticket in
1994 to support Historic
Boulder /… Read full post »
A New Friend for Christmas - 100 Word Flash
The enormous wet snowflakes fell like confetti as she hurried along the crowded sidewalk. Closing her eyes, she inhaled the rich scent of chocolate and then saw the vendor spray whipped cream on top of a cup while young children waited patiently in line. The warm lights emanating from nearby… Read full post »
A Christmas Tail
Our
Bichon Frise, Avalanche, had not been well for months. Her
incessantly wagging tail now lay motionless on the floor. I took
our eleven-year-old dog to a compassionate veterinarian who
diagnosed her with malignant tumors.
“You’ll know when it’s time,” he said. I foug… Read full post »
While unpacking Christmas decorations the day after Thanksgiving, I received calls from my grown children. This year they “stopped by” for left-overs. It occurred to me how some of our family’s traditions had changed while some had lasted through the years.
Since… Read full post »
Who's in Your Corner?
Do you have a super fan? Someone who encourages you when you want to give up because you feel like a no-talent nobody? Someone who is always in your corner to support you when you have been punched and are down for the count? Someone who will ask you, “How many/… Read full post »
Anger, Fear, or Joy?
There
have been nights when my poor husband Danny has come home from work
and found me in the same position as when he left; still stooped
over my keyboard. After promising to finish in a few more
minutes, I have often typed for another hour. Giving up on being
served a/… Read full post »
A Warm Welcome - 100 Word Flash Fiction
Jane’s special day had come again and she bounced through the house with renewed vigor. It seemed like a lifetime had passed since she felt this strong. Her illness had dissipated. An old memory skittered back to her like flipping to a page in her blue velvet album. “Where i… Read full post »
Back on the Boards
Arapahoe Basin first opened with a single rope tow/… Read full post »
Lingering Soul - 150 word Flash
The snow struck the paned windows in continuous blows.
Lizbeth planned to finish her novel before the holidays and would
stay the week.
“I’d like to rent the Hartman cottage.” The agent had glanced up at her.
“Did something happen?” Lizbeth quickly dismissed/… Read full post »
Prevent Beer Belly Fat - Watch Sports this Way!
My husband Danny had been on the edge of his seat for
hours. “Get him! Get him! Ohhh…” First he
watched the CU Football team go down in flames against Stanford
7-48. Later he watched the Avalanche season opener. Surely our
Colorado hockey team could pull off a win, but they/… Read full post »
The first time I heard Washington Irving’s The Legend of Sleepy Hollow, my sister Patty and I listened to my dad in stunned silence as he told the frightening tale from memory. Poor Ichabod Crane. He seemed like such an odd fellow with his hooked nose and over-blown ego. I re/
… Read full post »Vanished - 100 word Flash Fiction
Tricia had wasted time choosing a costume and now darkness swallowed the winding country road. The party ended long ago while she had lost her way. Fog enshrouded cornfields came to life as aged stalks resembled zombies. The paved road narrowed then changed to gravel. Turning around she spun… Read full post »
First Snowstorm - Trick or a Treat? - A Photo Essay
The weather forecasters had predicted “The Big One” all week. But did I believe them? NO! Not until I woke up this morning, earlier than usual, to a bright shaft of light penetrating a window covered in snow. Where I live it has piled up in amounts over 14 inches and… Read full post »











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