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Northern California writer, soapcrafter, jammaker, hiker, retro enthusiast, slow parent & cheesehound. Author, Fed Up With Frenzy: Slow Parenting in a Fast-Moving World (2012). Social Media Director for the Children & Nature Network. See more writing at www.slowfamilyonline.com.

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JUNE 26, 2009 3:30AM

A Sea of Farrah Hair

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The trend started as flat wings of hair affixed to each side of the head. My friend Dierdre was the first to have them. This was in high school.

By college, we were all trying to achieve some version of Farrah-ness. Collective hair hasn't been that large since. It took heavy curling iron use and acres of Final Net (or maybe Sassoon) spray.

There were also hot rollers. Everyone had a different hot-roller technique. A popular one in this group was to make a very high pony tail and then roll different strands of it out from the center. Then, you'd work down your head in rows, rolling the subsequent layers of hair. And you'd hang around for a while as the warm, spiky curlers cooled down.

I'm the brunette Farrah wannabe in the turqoise Izod shirt. (God, did we all have those, too?)

 

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i love that photo!!! you're adorable. i never tried that hairstyle and i can't stand it on anyone, then or now. something shitty must have been going on because i don't know why i hate it so much. love love love and gratitude for the brunette Farrah.
The thought of that haircut resurrecting itself gives me shivers!
Yeah, it was a lot of work. Thanks for the nice comments!
Wow, that girl in the lower left corner seems to have combined the hairstyles of Farrah Fawcett and Veronica Lake - good job!

For the love of god, we must never return to those days.
Haha! You're so right! An icon mash-up.
Ah, the hot rollers, I can feel the burn on my scalp just thinking of it.
I think it's time for a Farrah hair-comeback! -- on ME!
WOW! Thank you, Phaedo, for that amazing hair trend rundown. I heard it as a kind of rap. Also a statement -- "bed head for 150 bucks a pop". Brilliant. If I could rate a comment, I would.
Wow. Somehow I resisted and got a blond afro instead. These girls look GOOD though.
Now I want to see that blond afro!
I worked at Izod-Lacoste for nine years and those little alligators meant some large bonuses and bought a house for us.

I met my wife there which reminds me to find her Farrah hair pictures

Fun post, Rated
Thanks, oddpotter! Do dig up those Farrah pictures. This picture was taken in 1980, which I recall as about the height of the Izod craze -- I'm sure it went for years on either end of that. So if you were at the company anytime around then, I've no doubt you did well. (Nice to know large bonuses were given.)
In all "farrahness", I think this photo says it all.
Was the Aniston hairdo craze half as ambitious? Something tells me the more difficult the fashion, the more diligent the followers.
Ha. Thanks, O'Really!

And, Monsieur Chariot, I think there are a lot of "skunk" stripes, a la Aniston, and that takes coloring, which is more permanent and costly than merely hot rolling. (I wouldn't have pulled that off in college.) Her hair also requires blowing out with a blow dryer and, interestingly, for all that work, a supposedly "effortless" look is achieved, as effortless as it was supposed to appear with Farrah.

There will always be crazes and followers. Skirt lengths, shoe heights, purse sizes, eyeglasses, and hair are a few quick ways to change fashions.

That said, a piece in the New York Times today posited that it may be difficult to obtain Farrah-level ubiquity today, as there are so many media outlets, and that is probably also true, so perhaps the fashion crazes are watered down the same way. (Or they come from the mall more than they do celebrities.)

In watching the coverage this weekend, I remembered that I also permed my hair, a la Michael Jackson's look in the mid 80s (also Madonna influenced). I'll try to dig up some of those pictures as well.
I wish I still had my college ID card!
Was that the blond afro period?