Amanda Gulledge

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Amanda Gulledge

Amanda Gulledge
Location
USA
Birthday
April 27
Title
Particle
Company
Earth

MARCH 14, 2010 8:34PM

Mommy, why is Kermit in drag?

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nightmare mask
 
My co-worker Tandy is a sweet and shy lady that has had a really hard life. She would do anything... for anyone. 

Last week she poked her head in my office.

"Hey Amanda, I'm throwing a surprise party for my mom."

"That's really sweet of you."Read full post »

MARCH 13, 2010 5:58PM

You were the best teacher


  My favorite teacher

We still talk about you on Facebook.

I remember multi-colored /polka-dotted window valences. They "ballooned" at the bottom and you had them hand made just for us. They were a little "young" for us, but they made your eyes dance so we agreed they were… Read full post »

you go girl
 
The Oscar-nominated star of "Precious" is rumored to have been born outside of Hollywood.
 
Groups are forming all across the nation demanding she step down or at least trim down.
 
They are calling themselves:  Worthers

 "She should get off my screen

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 "I have a pair of "Gay jeans" that make me feel sexy, they're trimmed with a regular, non-elastic waistband and are tight enough to show my musculature without restricting my urostomy bag." - Studman


c & a

Yes, all ingredients for a George Carlin wet dream but

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MARCH 2, 2010 10:23PM

The prostitute's lament

 

 

You are far from home, Sir

and I am not your type

You work a day job

I work the night 

 

I know why you're ''here''

and I'll take you 'there''

I'll whisper your… Read full post »

FEBRUARY 24, 2010 8:01PM

Liberal

 

 peace 

 

 Today you called me a liberal

Please don't expect I'll deny

Yes, my thoughts are liberal

I live only briefly and then I die

 

While I reside on this planet

I'll be liberal with lots you should know

Liberal with shampoo

Liberal with praise

LiRead full post »

FEBRUARY 10, 2010 11:54AM

Talk to the hand

JANUARY 27, 2010 2:22PM

Talk nerdy to me.

nerd

25 Lines that may not work but would make me smile...


  • If I were an enzyme I would DNA helicase so I could unzip your genes.
  • Can I buy you a drink, or do you just want the money?
  • I'll never Google anyone else.
  • Want to/
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JANUARY 20, 2010 12:05PM

Sex or Supper?

 sex

Image: Sydney Morning Herald Blogs

 
Sex or Supper?

My husband grew up with supper being on the table by six in the evening. His mama stayed home and took care of the house. She made his bed, his… Read full post »

JANUARY 16, 2010 10:22AM

Dreaming with Dr. King


MLK
 Martin Luther King, Jr., (January 15, 1929-April 4, 1968)

Martin Luther King is one of my heroes.

I was born seven years after his death, in Montgomery, Alabama. I not only learned about the fight for civil rights, I could still feel it.

In 1954, Martin/…

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JANUARY 8, 2010 11:36PM

Time machine romance

me
 
 Dinner with David Hume
 
 
DavidHume
David Hume (1711-1776)
 
“A wise man proportions his belief to the evidence” ~ Hume

My time machine worked.
Oh, my time machine worked!
I was courted by "the" David Hume.… Read full post »
JANUARY 8, 2010 5:59PM

Cartoon: Mama Lied

 

 

Mama Lied

true story

 

1

I should have asked why Scooter wanted to know what the suffix “less” meant…again.I knew I had already explained this to him once before.

I tutored as well as I could that it meant, “without.”
I even gave him examples&h
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Editor’s Pick
JANUARY 5, 2010 10:06PM

Rachel Maddow interviews member of "The Family"


*Update: 02/03/2010 My interview with John Hunter: Raised in "The Family", he speaks out about Uganda, his dad, Jeff Sharlet and more.

5 January 2010 

Family
                      &n… Read full post »
JANUARY 4, 2010 12:03PM

Platinum Tears

ring

Married under soldier

swords

They share a love that runs

deep

and true

Some call him

Doctor

Some call him

Colonel

But daddy is all I

knew

Mama blonde

bombshell

Made him fall

hard

It wasn't her

looks

that he

loved

Her heart… Read full post »

JANUARY 3, 2010 7:33PM

Mad (lib)eral

wordpress com stats

 

Bill O'Reilly

 


Just like Fox News,
Simply insert words and make up a story.
 
 
Breaking News...

 

O'Reilly is a _____  / _______ /  ________. Ladies call him the  ____  /  ____.

             … Read full post »

JANUARY 2, 2010 12:02PM

Star Spangled Penis

 


 Welcome to the Star Spangled Penis Portrait Gallery
 
Click music for portrait viewing music

p

 

us

 "Campaign behavior for wives: Always be on time. Do as little talking as humanly possible. Lean back in the parade car so everybody can seeRead full post »

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DECEMBER 26, 2009 8:24PM

When the street lights come on

 

 
street
 
 
 
When VH1 plays their show, “I Love the 80's", I always tune in. To me, it is a reminder of a decade that was much more than just Madonna and He-Man.  For me, it was the calm before the storm. No footprint had…

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DECEMBER 19, 2009 12:19PM

It's my Christmas too

 

 
x1
I will never forget Christmas, 1978 in Montgomery, Alabama. Santa brought a real kitchen cabinet complete with silver pots and pans, just for me.

Mommy and daddy were home on Christmas vacation. The original Rudolph would be easy to find on one of our four channels. Along with my… Read full post »

Editor’s Pick
DECEMBER 16, 2009 9:47PM

Google Mind View

 

 

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mother

 

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gww

pal

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DECEMBER 11, 2009 2:19PM

What? It's only Gay.

 

interview

One-On-One with Will Phillips
The boy who refused to say the pledge

  (CNN) On November 16, 2009, American Morning Anchor John Roberts sat down for an exclusive interview with Will Phillips and his father, Jay. Will explained his refusal to stand and recite the… Read full post »