May 21, 2012
Teaville was home to several colossal but destitute trailer parks, that surrounded an insanely wealthy business park and luxury community. Those able to afford that area of Teaville, were members of the Teaville Country Club and could be identified by their limited edition, Teaville SUV.
Those who couldn't afford to live there were often allowed a "walk through" if they found a golden ticket in their paychecks.
Only white, conservative christians were allowed to live in Teaville. Despite lacking the usual scientists and College professors that neighboring counties had, the residents of Teaville seemed just fine and even boasted that they finally found "God's Country."
Teaville Church spent all of its time running a massive food and clothing shelter because the trailer park community wasn't allowed food stamps or medicaid anymore according to Teaville reporters.
"We didn't realize how many of our own residents were actually using government assistance." sighed M.T. Head, the former Mayor of Teaville.
Eventually, the trailer parks buzzed with restlessness and the cries of neglected babies woke the already broken sleep of those without healthcare.
Skinheads joined forces with farmers to scale the large wall and commence to ass whoopins on the business men below.
"It was chaos" reported Rich E. Mann, one surviving CEO. "They wanted in our community but didn't understand that their G.E.D asses didn't deserve that!"
Although weakened by that brewing civil war, it was a deadly outbreak of the Tea Flu that finally brought Teaville to its knees.
When asked how he survived, the Mayor swore he "accidentally fell" on a syringe of vaccine while visiting the neighboring county of Eliteville.
"I don't get it. " said Ben Lyon, former Teaville minister. "I layed hand after hand after hand on these kids.... and they still died."
Several sightings of the former Minister have been reported at the Larry Craig International Airport in Blowville.
Celebrities and politicians alike have issued statements regarding the tragic downfall of Teaville.
Sarah Palin shouted through the whirring sounds of her private jet, "Teaville was taken from us too soon. I never had a chance to visit but I hear it was lovely"
"I stand behind their right to exclude progressives" stated Rand Paul as he walked off laughing and mumbling something about dumbasses.
Toby Keith is said to be working on a new CD that will be released early 2013. It is dedicated to the fallen Teaville heroes.