Are you a retired teacher that misses the old thrill of mocking your students? Do you hide your insecurities by baring your fangs? Are you a narcissist that lacks social skills? Are you a masochistic jock that gets off on cyber bullying? Are you that kid that was bullied and now you want someone to pay?
Does the song Lean on Me make you want to hurl? Do you despise the thought of "support" so much that you blackened out that very word on all of your hosiery packages? Does your sharp tongue compensate for your dull personality? Have your attempts at adult behavior only left you wanting to punch something?
This book is for you.What's included:
- A DVD on how to deal with snark user side-effects like: (crow's feet, erectile dysfunction, bitterness, loss of vaginal moisure)
- An app for your mePhone that keeps up with targets for long-range snarking.
- One "Drive-by snarker" bumper sticker.
- GPS turn by turn directions to every parade. (rain not included)
Take sarcasm to the next level.
Order now... apologize never.
**First ten callers receive a complimentary MP3 download of Brad Paisley's smash hit: I'm so much cooler online.