Gifted Short Bus

Noodle Soup for the bowl

Amanda Gulledge

Birthday: April 27

Title: Particle
Company: Earth

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Fiction: How to fry Peaches; Disturbia; 666
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JULY 17, 2010 11:42PM

Rate: 28 Flag

Your mind a ward for Newberry; your heart an inane asylum.

A platter puss of deviled eggs and Hamlet.

Tempting one shrew.

Give yourself a hand job.

A round of aplomb - on the House - That Jack Built.

An ode to the gifted short bus.

Your IQ is high but the E in your Q is busted.

rusted like the nailing you need.

Your emotional intelligence is missing like Lohan's panties

low like Bush's favorability

Lost like a hit t.v. show.

But don't let that stop you; you're gifted.

Clean my house with your semantic swiffer.

Dust this pendulum as it ticks; suck the tock from my clock.

I'd like to clean yours.

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YEEE-OUCH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

kitd

July 17, 2010 11:48 PM

It appears we have a very angry Amanda here. I am aroused for some strange reason

Jack Heart

July 17, 2010 11:54 PM

Pissed me off. They never let me drive that bus.

David Kinne

July 18, 2010 12:04 AM

Okay Amanda,
Let's don our rebel gear and go get them..:)
rated with hugs

Linda Seccaspina

July 18, 2010 12:05 AM

hey amanda, why dont you say what you REALLY mean? :o)

dianaani

July 18, 2010 12:54 AM

ummm...obviously someone should die a slow and painful death. Let me know where the posse is meeting, honey. (Backs away slowly after proffering Amanda imported dark chocolate and Chambord black raspberry liqueur...runs off to get the emergency stash of M80's from the Ladies Sewing Circle and Terrorist Society closet) xo!!!

A Persistent Muse

July 18, 2010 01:16 AM

Amanda Bukowski?

MiddleAgedWomanBlogging

July 18, 2010 01:27 AM

Ditto Jack Hearts comment.

The bus driver looks a touch like Fusun, no?

fernsy

July 18, 2010 02:52 AM

I'm not sure I wanna hear the back story on this one, but well done!

hyblaean- Julie

July 18, 2010 03:09 AM

Meet me in the back of this Magic Bus, I've got peyote and shrooms in my Banana Bunch lunch Box to make the trip truly righteous.

Graham Sale

July 18, 2010 04:30 AM

If this is Amanda, Dark and Angry I like it. r.

Jonathan Wolfman

July 18, 2010 05:08 AM

Wow! I read this about five times, and each time I got more out of it. Somebody is not happy here. Whatever is going on, this is the most passion I have seen in your work. Great! Rated for RRRRRRRRRRR.

Dave Rickert

July 18, 2010 06:45 AM

Great Stuff!!

scanner

July 18, 2010 08:35 AM

So many new images, 'A platter puss of deviled eggs and Hamlet.'
So much emotion.

RomanticPoetess

July 18, 2010 09:04 AM

"your heart an inane asylum"...A line I will regret not having written before you did. If this said nothing else, you get rated for that.

irishwolfhound

July 18, 2010 09:06 AM

i'm back...what do you want me to do with the M80's??? xo

A Persistent Muse

July 18, 2010 09:24 AM

Zowee. You can be scary.

consonantsandvowels

July 18, 2010 10:38 AM

Okay, you know good and damn well that stuff like this goes over my head! You freak'in poets should be required to post an explanatory paragraph for us poetically disadvantaged souls that can't grasp non literal concepts.

(P.S. **Sobs** I hate not "getting it" dammit! Will you PM me the freaking answers or decoder ring???)

Safe_Bet's Amy

July 18, 2010 11:41 AM

Thanks to share with you. Two double.
One for me.
One for shrew.

Kim Gamble

July 18, 2010 12:16 PM

I'm with Jack. I'm also a little aroused, and a little angry too. Sometimes that can be a good combination.

bluestocking babe

July 18, 2010 06:28 PM

This is brilliant... hot... angered... desirous... wonderfully witty. I look forward to being an avid reader, and appreciate you dropping by and leaving a note for me...

bHre

July 18, 2010 09:25 PM

Okay, you are gifted. See, the way you mix your whip funny with your whip smart is just the bestest.

Caroline Hagood

July 19, 2010 11:20 AM

Damn! lovin' this:)

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