Welcome to Treat Mints!
The web's most unique assortmint of personalized breath mints.
Apartmints: Mint for the homeless. You may not have a roof over your head but you have one in your mouth; freshen it with Apartmints. Taste like cardboard. Feels like home.
Argumints: Mint for lawyers. Stop objections to your breath with a strong Argumint. Comes in a cold case.
Atonemints: Mint for Jews. Become one with fresh breath. Jap slap your Hebrew halitosis and have mint jewlips for 8 miraculous days. Step out of denile with our moses basket of Atonemints. No tips, please.
Attachmints: Mint for the lonely. Buy one get one free.
Augmints: Mint for California girls. The only thing you haven't changed is your breath. Feel the ground move when you pop a fluid-filled Augmint.
Cemints: Mint for sufferers of Erectile Dysfunction. Strong in the mouth but weak in the south? Try Cemints; they're hard to beat.
Enlargemints: Mint for the vertically challenged. Take your breath to new heights.
Garmints: Mint for Mormons. Bring all the sister wives to the compound with our mints. Share more than just each other; share the magic of Garmints. Delivered by a 15 passenger van.
Movemints: Mint for the constipated. Freshens breath and keeps colons in mint condition. Comes in various shapes and sizes. Smells like merde.
Placemints: Mint for stay at home moms. Shaped like bare feet. Best kept in kitchen.
Sacramints: Mint for priests. Annoint yourself with breath as fresh as you are. Smells like incense; tastes like teen spirit.
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Comments
Excellent!
So wrong . . . yet so funny . . .
Do Atonemints taste like Chinese take-out?
For everything I have done today.
I am coming to hide out in the hole in the back of your yard..:)
rated with hugs
encasemints - "en case you meet that special someone while out and about."
I bet I could use your site to track my life so far. Growing up with contentmints, making do with tenamints when I first moved out, starting a firm and jonesing for accomplishmints, and dating life alternating among merrimints, disapppointmints, predicamints, occasional astonishmints... but fortunately no clinic appointmints.
and what about queermints? Mints guaranteed to help all heterosexuals figure it out what they are missing! This is really funny Amanda.
Lezlie
Commitmints: Take a vow to fresher breath. Available in traditional beaver and rooster flavour but we're working on getting rainbow dazzle flavour pushed through by the fda, cia, and your local government bodies.
Oh, Amanda, so many assortmints.
I love em silly ,and you sure fall into that departmint.
Very good post and commints.
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