Welcome to Treat Mints!
The web's most unique assortmint of personalized breath mints.
Apartmints: Mint for the homeless. You may not have a roof over your head but you have one in your mouth; freshen it with Apartmints. Taste like cardboard. Feels like home.
Argumints: Mint for lawyers. Stop objections to your breath with a strong Argumint. Comes in a cold case.
Atonemints: Mint for Jews. Become one with fresh breath. Jap slap your Hebrew halitosis and have mint jewlips for 8 miraculous days. Step out of denile with our moses basket of Atonemints. No tips, please.
Attachmints: Mint for the lonely. Buy one get one free.
Augmints: Mint for California girls. The only thing you haven't changed is your breath. Feel the ground move when you pop a fluid-filled Augmint.
Cemints: Mint for sufferers of Erectile Dysfunction. Strong in the mouth but weak in the south? Try Cemints; they're hard to beat.
Enlargemints: Mint for the vertically challenged. Take your breath to new heights.
Garmints: Mint for Mormons. Bring all the sister wives to the compound with our mints. Share more than just each other; share the magic of Garmints. Delivered by a 15 passenger van.
Movemints: Mint for the constipated. Freshens breath and keeps colons in mint condition. Comes in various shapes and sizes. Smells like merde.
Placemints: Mint for stay at home moms. Shaped like bare feet. Best kept in kitchen.
Sacramints: Mint for priests. Annoint yourself with breath as fresh as you are. Smells like incense; tastes like teen spirit.