Noodle Soup for the bowl

Amanda Gulledge

Amanda Gulledge
Birthday
April 27
Title
Particle
Company
Earth

MY RECENT POSTS

MAY 2, 2010 8:23PM

Open call: Royal Booty

 

On Friday, Lady Catherine's family made the following announcement:


"Lady Catherine's season will kick-off at Sundown.

Please make your presence known as she will surely be

chosen for marriage!"


She was giddy and wild till her first suitor smiled

and was missing three te… Read full post »

APRIL 24, 2010 12:19PM

Clock block

 

vampire
 

You're a vampire!

Indeed

Have we met?

Only just now

Go away.

Oh, not yet...

I beg you take leave.

I get hard when you breathe

 

  I want them closed but legs open...

APRIL 23, 2010 11:27AM

Youth in Asia

If a guy wants to wed a guy

Make his mouth go ahhh

It’s none of your business

 

If Sue wants to get nude

And upload to YouTube

It’s none of your… Read full post »

MARCH 28, 2010 9:58PM

My Vintage Mama

 


~ My Vintage Mama ~

Mama was very poor growing up. Poor and living in the country.
Mama wanted more.
She picked cotton to pay her way through college.
She received a Bachelors and then a Masters, all while winning college beauty pageants, and getting…

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MARCH 26, 2010 1:02PM

Apples for Butter

 

our farm  
 
“Look at my hii-ney so white and shii-ny and when it wii-ggles it makes me gii-ggle.”

This I crooned in a more than obvious southern drawl, dangling from the wooden loft of our rust red barn. A carefully positioned balance beam, hand crafted… Read full post »



 "I have a pair of "Gay jeans" that make me feel sexy, they're trimmed with a regular, non-elastic waistband and are tight enough to show my musculature without restricting my urostomy bag." - Studman


c & a

Yes, all ingredients for a George Carlin wet dream but

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