Noodle Soup for the bowl
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- Lick my click
September 04, 2010 05:55PM - How to fry peaches
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July 25, 2010 09:10PM - I walked into a space bar
July 21, 2010 09:36PM - Treat Mints
July 19, 2010 12:21PM
MY RECENT COMMENTS
- “Thank you. xoxo”
April 12, 2011 11:14AM - “(jumps out of a
cake)
Happy Birthday,
Ann!
(pats Cranky's butt
on way out)”
March 22, 2011 01:29PM - “This is great, Lisa! My
son is only twelve but your
line:
"They're unable
to…”
January 24, 2011 10:52AM - “and in that "better,
early education" would be
better
special
education…”
January 10, 2011 02:15PM - “Better education is
key.
Early education to be
precise.
A liberal
education to be…”
January 10, 2011 02:13PM
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Open call: Royal Booty
On Friday, Lady Catherine's family made the following announcement:
"Lady Catherine's season will kick-off at Sundown.
Please make your presence known as she will surely be
chosen for marriage!"
She was giddy and wild till her first suitor smiled
and was missing three te… Read full post »
Clock block

You're a vampire!
Indeed
Have we met?
Only just now
Go away.
Oh, not yet...
I beg you take leave.
I get hard when you breathe
I want them closed but legs open...
Youth in Asia
If a guy wants to wed a guy
Make his mouth go ahhh
It’s none of your business
If Sue wants to get nude
And upload to YouTube
It’s none of your… Read full post »
My Vintage Mama
~ My Vintage Mama ~
Mama was very poor growing up. Poor and living in the country.
Apples for Butter
This I crooned in a more than obvious southern drawl, dangling from the wooden loft of our rust red barn. A carefully positioned balance beam, hand crafted… Read full post »
(explicit) Are You There, God? It's Me, The Crippled Fag.
Amanda Gulledge's Favorites
Updates
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Meet My Neighbor From Hell
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To the Grandchildren of my Grandchildren
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The May Phantasmagorical, 2012
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Bob Dylan, My Story
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OC:Crumpled Paper-Extreme Linework Smackdown #2
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Chewing a Man's Face Off~
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Snake handling Pentecost bitten and killed? Holy shit!!!
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Punishing The Fraud Who Championed 'Gay Reparative Therapy'

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