Noodle Soup for the bowl

AUGUST 17, 2010 11:47PM

How to fry peaches



 From the Studio Gardner Collection

I was able to meet the designer behind the famous label Peachy Couture. I didn't just get to meet her, I was almost murdered by her. I went from homeless woman to celebrity victim in less… Read full post »

JULY 26, 2010 12:20PM

Cell Block Disney

cinderella's mug  

Death Row Transcripts: Mrs. Charming 

First of all, I'm innocent. For years I suffered abuse at the hands of one evil stepmother and her two jealous, shady daughters. Clean this! Wash that! Don't forget to mend my dress, Cinderella! The teases and taunts were endle… Read full post »

JULY 22, 2010 12:26PM

I walked into a space bar


When did Sarah Palin reach her potential?

At birth

What do you call Obama with a hairlip?

A socialisp

What did McDonalds say to the little fat kid?

Welcome back

What do you call a black gymnast?

An afrobat

Why wouldn't the little boy go to church?

There was a… Read full post »

JULY 19, 2010 2:14PM

Treat Mints


Welcome to Treat Mints!

The web's most unique assortmint of personalized breath mints.

Apartmints: Mint for the homeless. You may not have a roof over your head but you have one in your mouth; freshen it with Apartmints. Taste like cardboard. Feels like home.

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JULY 8, 2010 5:18PM

Creative Juices

creative juices

I run a magical shop, hidden deep in The Secret Garden. Where The Red Pony runs Down the Rabbit's Hole and Where the Red Fern Grows on cotton.

I've got A Handful of Dust - genius in jars - keeping them safe is quite the chore. Especially today when a Reluctant Dragon… Read full post »

JULY 7, 2010 2:16PM


 Skit: Disturbia, Scene One

Cast: (in order of appearance)

 Molly ShannonSung Steve BuscemiAmy Poehler Winona RyderTina Fey    

Molly Shannon  Bae Sung  Steve Buscemi  Amy Poehler  Winona Ryder Tina Fey

         as   &nbRead full post »

JULY 2, 2010 11:01AM

Star Spangled Horoscope



(December 22 - January 19)

Just because your monthly symbol is a goat, doesn't mean you have to be so serious! Stop worrying about what other people think - they're no help anyway when you go to charge your… Read full post »

Editor’s Pick
JUNE 16, 2010 10:01AM

The Oval Office after-party


Remembering to take time for one another during a national crisis, the Obama's waltzed well into the evening before remembering they were to make an appearance at an after party.

Meanwhile, at the party...

Rush Limbaugh (red faced and hovering overRead full post »

MAY 24, 2010 2:41PM

Forever his Daisy


He swept her off her tired feet

kissing her wrinkled brow.

The mop she held fell to the floor

as he expected, she started to howl,

I don't know you , please let me go!

I don't recognize your face.

I want my husband;  I wantRead full post »

MAY 11, 2010 5:28PM

Platinum Tears


Married under soldier


They share a love that runs


and true

Some call him


Some call him


But daddy is all I


Mama blonde

bombshell… Read full post »

MARCH 28, 2010 9:58PM

My Vintage Mama


~ My Vintage Mama ~

Mama was very poor growing up. Poor and living in the country.
Mama wanted more.
She picked cotton to pay her way through college.
She received a Bachelors and then a Masters, all while winning college beauty pageants, and getting…

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MARCH 26, 2010 1:02PM

Apples for Butter


our farm  
“Look at my hii-ney so white and shii-ny and when it wii-ggles it makes me gii-ggle.”

This I crooned in a more than obvious southern drawl, dangling from the wooden loft of our rust red barn. A carefully positioned balance beam, hand crafted… Read full post »