T-Bucket
- Location
- Austin, Texas, U.S. A.
- Birthday
- January 27
- Bio
- I'm a freelance writer living a quiet life on the outskirts of Austin.
MY RECENT COMMENTS
- “nice penmanship!..very
cute”
June 04, 2009 09:44AM - “After reading up on
cartooon stuff...I determined
that the
thought box was not
re…”
June 04, 2009 09:41AM - “well said....(note my
new conciseness and
economy?)”
June 04, 2009 09:35AM - “damn”
June 04, 2009 04:21AM - “I forgot about Craig
Ferguson who I find far
superior to all
other late
night hos…”
June 02, 2009 10:42PM
T-Bucket's Links
- My Current Series
- Happy Poor Boy #4
- Happy Poor Boy #3
- Happy Poor Boy #2
- Happy Poor Boy #1
A Birthday Wish From Our 8 Year Old
I recently found a note from our 8 year old daughter,Mauri,that she wrote to her mom for her birthday.Here it is typed exaclty as it was written:
Dear mom,
I hope all of your wishes come true and this house gets clean somehow and every thing gets put back in it's… Read full post »
Same cartoon ( cleaned up & new joke)
"I've got a BS, an MS, a PHD, and you'll be my BFF if you hire me!"
To respond to inquiries as to what ever happened to T-Bucket and the Snowman...we found God. On Facebook. We are now doing God's work, getting out the good word. On Facebook.
(click one of the two halves below to enlarge and read.)… Read full post »
“Hey, Trouble, get ya behind in the car, we’s goin’ ‘cross town”, Momma collared me and steered me to the back seat of the Duece. Chaunce, dropped the football we were playing with in the yard, and followed without any prompting. Doodoo was stayin’ at the nei… Read full post »
T-Bucket's Memories of a Happy Poor Boy... pt. 3
When Unc’ Bennie bought a ‘hooptie‘, my world began to change. We all ran out to the street to see his new set of wheels.
“It’s a fitty-nine duece ‘n’ ’uh quartuh wit' the brains blowed-out. It got boom wit' a push-in, stomp, and… Read full post »
Every year they took class pictures at the school. They didn’t take individual pictures, they took a group picture while we all sat up straight in our desks in the classroom. I had a royal blue, v-neck sweater that I wore on ‘picture day’ from first through fifth gr… Read full post »
I spent the first six years of life happily in the woods of Madison County, Arkansas.
We had no running water. When we bathed, usually on Saturday, we had to heat water from the well in a giant witches-type cauldron with a fire under it. Then we'd tote the hot… Read full post »
T-Bucket's Wacky Tips to Survive Being Broke in a Recession
1. Put an egg in your Ramen
2. Have sex ,alot. It's free and it feels really good if you do it right. Heck, it even feels good when you do it 'wrong'. Also, you won't need the heat as high, afterwards.
3. Don't pout, make survival an adventure
4. Get rid of… Read full post »
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