1. Women with broken hearts would get time out of their work day to throw darts at pictures of their ex's in the breakroom. There would always be plenty of chocolate in there, too.
2. Any man breaking a woman's heart, would first have to submit his proposal in writing, and after it was reviewed and denied, it would have to be resubmitted. This process would take at least 6 months so that women's hearts could not be broken on a whim. Thinking things through would help both parties put things in perspective. The breaking of hearts is serious business, and should not be done needlessly.
3. Broken-hearted women would not be required to use a spell checker....Heart broken, so, who cares?
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There are most definately other ways to think in this world other than corporate power.
(Disclaimer: Although, I am prefectly aware that undeserved broken hearts can happen to both men and women, for now I will be defending my own gender.)
Cookie, anyone?
Can we also have a week off from work and life to just lay around, eat ice cream and watch chick flicks, and make that with pay too..
Hello, Ms. Tai, I'll have a cookie. xox
What a shame, women sued for blogging about serial heart breakers!
I think I am going to have to make more cookies, this could be a crisis I wasn't aware of because I was to wrapped up in getting over my own broken heart.