Marc Charbonnet

marc charbonnet

marc charbonnet
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NY, NY,
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Marc Charbonnet was born into an ancient 18th century French-American Louisiana family with a lot of silver and no one to polish it. That bit of dirty laundry means what it means to people who care, of which Marc is not one. One of six children, he found escape in his sister's doll collection. Later he discovered mentors in the eccentricities of his mother's friend Paulette, and the stories of his father's grand and imperious friend Mr. Rolf, whose tipsy first wife was debutant of the year and would often send whole dinners violently crashing to the floor with her forearm when a waiter's service displeased her. Attending Catholic school left Marc with a enlightened opinion on the unfortunate decline of nuns' fashions throughout the years: "From gliding across floors like angelic swans, holding their long veils with lithe hands during the gusty New Orleans afternoons, eventually reduced to wearing cheap street cloths, sneakers and junk earrings, proudly rolling through hot city avenues looking like lesbian muskrats." Not that there's anything wrong with lesbian muskrats. As a child he was told these ladies were "the brides of Christ," and now they resemble the roller coaster operators at the amusement park his family used to visit during summer weekends. Summers were otherwise spent in pools, riding horseback, and sliding down the rail of the tall, wide staircase that lead to the front door of the Charbonnet home. Keeping to himself, with the exception of a minority of colorful, like-minded locals, he grew into a deep appreciation for the truly beautiful: objects, stories, songs, furniture, clothes, boys and girls. Tired of drama, he left for New York City on July 4th, 1987, Marc's day of independence. A blessed iconoclast, Marc fell into potluck rather than a pot of gold. After his success in New York as an interior designer, Joseph Holtzman asked Marc to appear in his notorious shelter magazine Nest. Responding to renowned photographer Alexis Hay's demands to take his home portrait up a notch, Marc posed on a recliner wearing his black velvet bishop's robe with a ruby, sapphire and emerald-encrusted cross pendulously hanging just above the top of the slit robe, revealed his nude, gorgeous gams, crossed and crowned on each foot with his exact replicas of Dorothy's ruby red slippers from The Wizard of Oz (not to mention he's nestling inside his 1,000-plus doll collection room — an obsessive habit aided more by his experimenting with Prozac than by his sister's childhood influence). Marc was selected as one of Architectural Digest's "Top 100 World Designers" for three consecutive years. He has designed Fifth and Park Avenue homes, country homes, corporate headquarters and houses in his hometown of New Orleans, as well as restoring Judy Garland's childhood home at the Judy Garland Museum in Grand Rapids, Minnesota. Marc runs his own interior design business in New York, where he lives with his three boys, Benny, Magi and Gomez (his beloved Chihuahuas). Lunch is his favorite sport. Marc states, "I owe 75 percent of my success to thank you notes and dirty jokes."

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JUNE 7, 2010 11:03AM

Blue Hair (pt. 2)

 

        My mind suddenly snapped back to the present moment, in subway with Javier. I realized I had the bag with Mary Todd Lincoln's shawl in it now clasped tightly around my neck as I listened and recollected. Was the ghost of America's 16th First Lady trying

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MAY 31, 2010 8:58AM

Blue Hair (pt. 1)

 

            "Blue hair?" I turned and inquired with shock to my friend Javier, almost hitting him with my bag which contained an antique shawl that had once belonged to Mary Todd Lincoln.

        "Yep!

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MAY 24, 2010 8:53AM

Lunch is my Favorite Sport (pt.2)

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            Over the course of the conversation I gathered that she was calling from a lovely 18th century West Indies plantation home in Barbados. She chatted and giggled in that way she does, and she and Mr. Thompson swapped inside jok

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            Lunch is my favorite sport. No event offers more thrills, spills, challenges and rewards. The "eating" part? That's usually just the intermission. This is the story of a lunch that took place several years ago in New York.

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MAY 3, 2010 11:58AM

The Boat (pt. 2)

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            She was sitting on the dark banquette, and her torso being long, she had the appearance of someone with average height. That's why she didn't want to dance!

           

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APRIL 26, 2010 12:00PM

The Boat (pt. 1)

  Marc on the Queen Mary

            "When are we going to meet at the greasy chopstick next?" I asked.

            Greasy chopstick wasn't fair. The sushi restaurant Beth and I were sitting in had

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judy casket handle

         "Oh, God!" I groaned.

         "Yeah, he didn't flinch, but inside I knew Teddy's jaw just hit the floor."

         Our waiter brushed by our table to give the t

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APRIL 12, 2010 11:46AM

Judy Garland's Casket Handles (pt. 1)

Judy Garland's casket handles?

         One morning I received a telephone call from a man who had looked me up on the internet. He said he had some items that had once belonged to Judy Garland that I might be interested in. He described the objects as "handles."

   

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MARCH 29, 2010 11:29AM

Easter Brunch

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            Great secrets in New York City are like good friends, sharing them with others can be a gamble. Lobster salad on a croissant at Zaybar's, for $4.50, has got to be one of the best culinary secrets in the city. I'l

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MARCH 28, 2010 12:55AM

When Insults Had Class

 When Insults Had Class


These glorious insults are from an era before the English language got boiled down to 4-letter words.


The exchange between Churchill & Lady Astor:

She said, "If you were my husband I'd give you poison."

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MARCH 22, 2010 11:51AM

Munchkin Luncheon (pt. 4)

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            All of those events came full circle with Flora and me now standing on the front step of 4 Cogdon Lane in London, laughing as the footsteps of doom approached to catch me with my hand in the cookie jar, or in the mail slot. W

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MARCH 15, 2010 11:52AM

Munchkin Luncheon (pt. 3)

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            Six months later, I found myself in Shanghai, on business. I'd received a call at the apartment I was staying in from my brother in Houston, saying that my father had died. I was surprised when I heard it, because yo

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MARCH 9, 2010 12:04PM

Munchkin Luncheon (pt. 2)

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         And there we were. We continued to swap Judy tales over coffee and tea. She had actually interviewed Liza Minnelli and Lorna Luft, Judy's daughters, for her blog. It was fascinating to hear her stories. I had been busy bragging about a man I'd

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MARCH 5, 2010 10:32PM

hey yawl

anyone reading my post?

MARCH 3, 2010 11:20AM

Munchkin Luncheon (pt. 1)

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            I was committing a crime at Number 4 Cogedon Lane. The rush of adrenaline quickened my movements, causing a flush of nervous perspiration to collect under my Hermes silk ascot. My friend Flora kept a nervous lookou

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FEBRUARY 1, 2010 9:48AM

Love on a Pedestal

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Sitting behind my new desk on the first day of my new job, I probably appeared self-assured. I was working at the offices of
José Maligno, the renowned architect and interior designer. He was a man who "did" Valentin

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JANUARY 25, 2010 11:42AM

Trinket (pt. 2)

Trinket at home

         Two weeks later was Christmas. I had met several of her friends through the holiday, who all were very suspicious of me, and rightfully so. It was always like a Dark Shadows episode, or that scene in Sunset Boulevard where Gloria Swanson is pl

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JANUARY 18, 2010 11:41AM

Trinket (pt. 1)

Trinket at home

         We sat in the Metropolitan Club, noticing what a beautiful Spring day it was outside. The sun was shining through the large windows in the grand room which served as a spot for an elegant luncheon. I was the guest of the Tut, daughter of one o

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DECEMBER 30, 2009 12:04AM

I love my story "Sweet Mary Jane"

are any of you reading it?

DECEMBER 28, 2009 11:57AM

Sweet Mary Jane

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            As Harold walked into my apartment for lunch, he was met with loud wafts from a newly reissued CD recording of Judy Garland at Carnegie Hall that I'd bought, which mingled with sounds of thick marijuana smoke. Harold came for

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DECEMBER 21, 2009 11:48PM

Merry -Merry, happy -happy ho-ho-ho

wishes of joy to everyone and hopes of a healthy, happy new year !

i will post some great stories in the new year

DECEMBER 14, 2009 11:59AM

Midnight in Shanghai

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            This being a collection of short stories about lunch, I must tell you about the time I was sitting in McDonald's at midnight, in the middle of Shanghai, where my good friend Tiki and I were eating cheeseburgers (I had two) an

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