How to sweep a girl right off her feet

Joe Haynes

Joe Haynes
Location
Norman, Oklahoma, U.S.A.
Birthday
September 13
Title
Mr.
Company
Jack Daniels
Bio
In the great beyond, I will not be there.

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JANUARY 30, 2012 12:26PM

How to sweep a girl right off her feet

Could he multitask?

One needn't even ask!

He could wheel

and deal,

with just one hand

on the wheel, 

could text and tweet,

while sweeping a girl

right off her feet!

Unfortunately, she

was in the crosswalk

during all this

cybertalk.

At the end

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APRIL 6, 2011 7:47AM

Striving for Snopes: My attempt at a viral e-mail.

    I wrote the short story The Ten Commandments two or three years ago. I sent it out to a couple of hundred accumulated e-mail addresses, hoping it would go viral. I  created and sent it out under several e-mail accounts

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FEBRUARY 4, 2011 3:07PM

Striving for Snopes: My attempt at a viral e-mail.

    I wrote the short story The Ten Commandments two or three years ago. I sent it out to a couple of hundred accumulated e-mail addresses, hoping it would go viral. I  created and sent it out under several e-mail accounts using various aliases (such as Ron Teally (acronym ' Not&n… Read full post »

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