I thought y'all might like my Mother's take on the debates:
"Obama was slick. Very slick. Makes me suspicious. Normal people aren't that smooth."
"McCain had that look about him. That look like your Daddy would get right before I told you kids that you better get to your room."
"I wouldn't mind if people that made more than $250,000 a year had to pay $1000 more a year in taxes. In fact, they should have to sponsor a poor family. That way they could get pictures of their poor family and letters on their progress." (I think she was trying to be funny, but I'm not entirely sure.)
"I hate plumbers. If he says he's making $250,000 a year, you can bet that he's getting paid another $50,000 under the table. I don't like roofers for the same reason, though I don't mind them so much since they're not looking in your medicine cabinet as they install the roof."
"Obama needs to eat some potatoes or something. He's too skinny."
"McCain looks very orange."
"Newsmen shouldn't be allowed to wear sweaters. It makes them look like they must have dropped their scotch on their suit coats."