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MOM DAY POSTS:

An introduction to Mom:
Running With the Gray Dogs

The art of distraction:
There's A Fish In My Shoe

Insight into the social structure at Mom's retirement community:
Paper Wars

Mom throws me under the bus:
My Mom, the Terrorist

Mom's take on the Obama and McCain debates:
Mom reviews the debates

Mom's 2008 election results reaction:
Mom speaks about the election

Mom gets lost while grocery shopping:
I'm buying Mom a box of flares

Mom tagged along with me to order turkey:
Mom goes to Wholefoods

LALALALALALAAALALA:
Mom Day, with added sex, and I really wish I were kidding

Mom's idea of a tip:
Sisterhood of the Traveling Muffin

Mom Live!:
The Price of Fame

Behind closed doors:
Don't mention Mom's secret stash

MOVIE CLUB POST Boogie Nights:
Boogie Mom

MOVIE CLUB POST Explanation of The Lakeside Retirement Movie Club
Looking for Movie Suggestions

MOVIE CLUB POST The Critics
URHMC:  Meet Sizzle and E-Bear

Walmart doesn't sell everything:
If the creek rises, we're invited to Mom's for jambalaya

MOVIE CLUB POST The Adventures of Prscilla, Queen of the Desert
Jungle Queens, Cats and Crows

Mom talks about a creepy compliment:
I hope Sandra is happy!

MOVIE CLUB POST The Crying Game
Mom's not afraid of big ding dongs

MOVIE CLUB POST Second thoughts about Kill Bill
I don't want 10 purses hitting me

Mom, Julia, and I, minus the Julia:
Mom's tastes better

MOVIE CLUB POST No Country For Old Men
I kept my pants on the whole time

In a delicate position at Target:
Mom makes a half at Target

Mom's a little perky (::herk::):
Mom's lock and loaded

Forgiveness and Spoons:
My Big Fat Pompous Bloated Post

MOVIE CLUB POST Kill Bill
Bill Kills While Bob Flirts

MOVIE CLUB POST A letter to Q. Tarantino
"Dear Mr. Dorito..."

Trouble with insurance:
I'm not the skunk here

Interview questions:
Mom and the interview thing

Epic Jigsaw Battle:
Going Into Battle Armed With Windchimes

Fired by Mom:
Mom threatens to outsource

MOVIE CLUB POST Sex in the City
Mom in the Sexy City

Mom answers the interview questions:
Movie Club Interview: Part 1

Mom answers the interview questions:
Movie Club Interview: Part 2

The Swine 'Flu:
Mom and the Swine 'Flu Fad

Teaching Mom to use the new remote:
I hate you Comcast

Old Country Buffet Runway:
Sometimes a man in a skirt is all you need

MOVIE CLUB POST Juno
Juno You Want To

MOVIE CLUB POST (sort of) I take Mom and Ben to the casino buffet:
Buffets and Book Reports

MOVIE CLUB POST Twilight
Once Bitten Twice Shy

Mom's fetish post:
Mom Day ::ahem:: Pet Lovers

Mom's celebrity crush:
Meat Loaf, it's not what you think

Insurance Fraud:
Why I've been scarce

Mom and the skateboards (and I have a hissy fit in comments):
Mom's new rad friends

Church Idol:
Shopping for God

I got busted:
Talkin' Normal

MOVIE CLUB POST Die Hard
Die Hard rated PG-40

Tat Man:
Mom was out mom'ed

MOVIE CLUB POST Slumdog Millionaire
Slumdog Millionaire (spoiler: no actual dogs)

Meta post about metal:
My Favorite Metal Is Canadian Steel

MOVIE CLUB POST The Curious Case of Benjamin Button
Benjamin Butt...zzz