I admit it, I'm bored. But I'm also lazy. Bored and lazy is a hard combo to overcome.
I whipped out my list of topics, Mom notes, kid notes, woodpecker hate manifesto notes, with every intention of writing something. Then I realized that would involved a lot of movement, what with the tapping of keys and all.
I've resorted to recycling some old pictures of mine (they're not cardboard and don't require me to find the box cutter. I have no idea where the box cutter is. I'm not really certain if we own one. I usually just leave our cardboard out for a couple of days to be rained on, and then tear it apart in a fit of rage and stuff in the recycler. It's good for stress relief. Frightens the woodpeckers, so it's a win/win.
I lost my train of thought. Oh yeah, I was in a parenthetical statement. Here, let me finish that up. )
So here are a few of my favorite pictures from a world I like to call THE DEVENVERSE (because I'm an ass):
Really? You're going to amaze your friends with "magic" you perform on your handheld electronic gaming device? I guess that might work if you bring your DS to Three4One Jello Shot night. Of course your Nintendo would end up all sticky, then smashed as drunks try to pry a tiny Chriss Angel out of the back so they can pummel him.
This is just sad on a lot of levels. Not the least of which is the fact that I wish real poodles looked like this.
It's Russell Stover BITCH
I'm not certain what POCORN is, but it sounds really sad. "Daddy, do we have any more of that pocorn?" "No, little one, the pocorn be all gone 'til summah."
I sat there for a half hour. They flat out lied.
In case you wondered why Vista was all screwed up.
The Militant Feminist Special
If you have a cat that is so demanding that its need for entertainment is eating up hours of your day, I'm thinking you shouldn't be allowed to be around a laser.
"Now let's go out there and have some fun!"
This is good advice to carry throughout your life.
One, that play area is going to get messy. Two, what's that guy in the overcoat with the camera doing?
Well helloooo there.
I wanted both halves.
Ah.. ah.. no.
I don't know this person, but it's almost assured I wouldn't like them.
The NRA has won.
At a certain age, you appreciate a good bowl movement.
Okay, I've got more. But it would be a shame not to end on a poop note.
I'm going to go take a nap now. Don't tell the woodpeckers.