tequilaanddonuts

tequilaanddonuts
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Seattle, Washington,
Birthday
July 01
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I'm middle aged and pudgy, and I'm sure my roots could stand a touch up. ________________________________________ Most Wednesdays are spent with my mother. She has seized control of my blog. She is quite proud of that fact. ______________________________________ I am occasionally.. ah.. grumpy. There will be rants about things that absolutely do not matter. _____________________________________ I champion elder rights. You want to rile me up? You just show some disrespect to seniors. For the most part, you have time on your side, please show them patience. You'll need that karma on the flip side.

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OCTOBER 16, 2009 5:52PM

Some more Devenverse pictures

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I actually just wanted to share this first photo:

Oh the irony
Not ironic at all


Then I thought I could throw in a few more pics and see if I could manage to blow up your computers.


Investment program
It's tradition that the first husband's money is used for plastic surgery
 


Just follow the spots
If you're sloppy enough, you can suck you t-shirts for breakfast the next day
 


Pnguins
I buy pnguins the most
 


Vet time
MAD DOG!  MAD DOG!
 
 


I don't understand this
I have no idea
 
 
 

My Pudgy Baby
You can buy the Big Mac accessory kit
 
 
 

Identity crisis
Identity crisis

 
Okay, okay, I'll stop.  Y'all have a nice weekend.


(yes, all pictures are taken by me... all sneaky like)



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(No news about the arm. I'll let you know when I find out something.)
tequilaanddonuts
October 16, 2009 05:53 PM
Maybe you should stop contorting your arm to take all those sneaky pictures...;)
Will Someone Feed The Cat?
October 16, 2009 06:12 PM
Thrilled to have found you. You have made a big impact on Lorraine (aka: Will Someone Feed The Cat.) Now it's my turn. "Do me next... oh puhleeeze!!" Love the pictures. Can't wait to catch up on your posts.
Chris Brown (not the felon)
October 16, 2009 06:14 PM
Chris, it's not polite to ask fellow OSers to 'do you'.

Well, some may be up for it. But leave Deven alone. She's a nice girl. And her mama will whup your ass if you don't play nice.
Will Someone Feed The Cat?
October 16, 2009 06:17 PM
If I email you a list... will you go shopping for me? Your world is so much cooler than mine... and that Chimp thing looks like something every home should have.
iamsurly
October 16, 2009 06:25 PM
Where exactly do you live that you find these gems? But um, Dev? Pillow under the bad arm while typing. Just, you know, sayin...
Sally Swift
October 16, 2009 06:30 PM
I'll look at these any time, especially with your helpful captions (I realized I don't even read parts of signs in stores, as I missed the wording about buying what you need most. You have an observant eye.)
Silkstone
October 16, 2009 06:49 PM
"with moo sound" & "let's hit the town" are going to be my catch phrases this weekend...they just make me smile.
marcelleqb
October 16, 2009 06:55 PM
Started with a nod, "yes, that IS ironic." By pnguins I was grinning broadly. "Cheeky chimp" was the point at which the laughter just busted out and kept up the rest of the way. You know, though, that while the guffaw factor is much appreciated, I am disturbed to find that I actually want some of these. Particularly the mooing "cow."
Susan Mitchell
October 16, 2009 07:13 PM
I am stuck on the first one, really the first word. Alki. Just wondering if the previous tenants spent too much time at the three martini lunch and not enough time managing their finances.
mamoore
October 16, 2009 07:24 PM
sneaky photos are the best!

Happy weekend to you, too!
Just Cathy
October 16, 2009 07:40 PM
I love going to Big Lots and such just for the toys alone.

Pudgy Baby?

Buy two, case one breaks! :)
Tinkerertink69
October 16, 2009 07:49 PM
Great pics and commentary. I love the mortgage/thrift store photo the best.
Roger Fallihee
October 16, 2009 07:59 PM
Devon-That Mad Dog ad, makes me think that the dog has some bad flu symptoms on the way, with that "bubbling" name.
rated
junk1
October 16, 2009 08:11 PM
Just lovin' the pics - each and every one of them!
Owl_Says_Who
October 16, 2009 08:26 PM
You are a clever one, you are. Cracked me right up, you did!
Michael Rodgers
October 16, 2009 09:10 PM
If My Pudgy Baby is modeled on a real baby, it reminds us all of why some mothers should be encouraged to leave their babies in Dumpsters.
Floyd Elliot
October 16, 2009 10:35 PM
Whew,.... thanks, I had this guy who wanted to sell me some pink cows...
Gary Justis
October 17, 2009 12:03 AM
I wonder if that pudgy baby comes with a health care denial slip?
Julie Tarp
October 17, 2009 01:37 AM
I have a cow like that, but it's a lighter and the flames come out the nose.
coffeegyrl
October 17, 2009 01:59 AM
I got my mortgage from Alki Mortgage. They really wanted me to go with the interest only option too! If I had I would have had to go back to the thrift store because it would be all I could afford...

Funny photos. I want to hear that pig keychain moo.
Dr. Susanne Freeborn
October 17, 2009 05:00 AM
I suspect Hasbro or some other toy manufacturer will come up with "My Diabetic, Obese Baby," complete with insulin-injection kit (the needle would be harmless plastic, of course). The Big Mac accessory kit and the baby bottle filled with Red Bull are optional, however.
james poyner
October 17, 2009 09:18 AM
love it when someone else notices and shares the ironic. my morning is complete. thanks.
skeletnwmn
October 17, 2009 10:00 AM
I didn't know that money my first husband gave me was supposed to go to boobs. Great. I could be really hot right now. Instead I bought cases and cases of that mad dog.
Jess D. Facts
October 17, 2009 10:13 AM
I hate fat-assed babies.
Steve Blevins
October 17, 2009 10:31 AM
It's been a tough week and I thoroughly enjoyed having a good laugh. You certainly can spot 'em!
Cindy Ross
October 17, 2009 12:33 PM
The chimp was Reagan's co-star in a film (or was that the other way around?)
Harry's Ghost
October 17, 2009 04:28 PM
If you squeeze those piggy keychains, a bubble of brown goo comes out their asses. Just so you know.
Leeandra Nolting
October 17, 2009 10:22 PM
Leeandra -- omg that was funny
skeletnwmn
October 20, 2009 04:46 PM
Oh, so it's actually COW flu. See? Those pigs really ARE the smartest ones on Animal Farm...cleverly calling themselves cows to the bovines will take the PR flak!

Priceless, Deven.
Verbal Remedy
October 21, 2009 06:47 PM
do the Funky Pnguin!
Con Chapman
October 21, 2009 06:50 PM
Nice2MeetU - Another Washingtonian! WooHoo! Love Alki...

This was too funny...greatly appreciated. (Rated).
Kate Bishop
October 21, 2009 07:00 PM
you sure found alot of great stuff at Biglots. Didyou hurt your arm carryin all that biglots a stuff. Great post.
handymn
October 21, 2009 07:13 PM
No trolls on display?
Ablonde
October 21, 2009 08:34 PM
Hey if those pigs really don't have an LED, and really do shoot plastic poo out of their butts when squeezed, we keep one in my lab! My technician's grandma gave it to her 3 year old and she didn't think her little girl really needed a pooping piggy. I know, what kind of mother is she?!
bluesurly
October 21, 2009 09:43 PM
like Susan, I actually really kinda want a mooing piggie
hyblaean- Julie
October 21, 2009 11:27 PM
Was the first picture - Alki Mortgage in West Seattle, Washington?
R. Mariea
October 22, 2009 02:43 AM
I'll comment once I stop laughing. Whew. Been there, those stores.
I love it. You did a pretty good job of "undercover" photos.
You have given me some ideas........ Excellent! Thanks.
crystalsapphire
October 22, 2009 03:44 AM
That monkey is scary -though no more so than the baby. Why do you suppose they feel the need to stigmatize the baby as 'pudgy' - when has *that* ever been a desirable descriptor? Can't a baby just be a baby?
Sandra Stephens
October 22, 2009 05:15 AM
I hope that didn't sound like *I* have aproblem with pudgy babies! I don'! Babies should be pudgy. But I don't trust the marketer who came up with this one. I just don't.
Sandra Stephens
October 22, 2009 05:18 AM
Big Lots is an endless source of amusement, isn't it?
Hells Bells
October 22, 2009 12:36 PM

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