tequilaanddonuts
- Location
- Seattle, Washington,
- Birthday
- July 01
- Bio
- I'm middle aged and pudgy, and I'm sure my roots could stand a touch up.
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Most Wednesdays are spent with my mother. She has seized control of my blog. She is quite proud of that fact.
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I am occasionally.. ah.. grumpy. There will be rants about things that absolutely do not matter.
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I champion elder rights. You want to rile me up? You just show some disrespect to seniors. For the most part, you have time on your side, please show them patience. You'll need that karma on the flip side.
MY RECENT COMMENTS
- “I'm going to be bossy
here: quit posting in the
middle of the
night. I almost
m…”
2:08AM - “You're in the right
place, and this was a good
post. I worked
with high
school k…”
10:51PM - “Next time I screw up an
omelet, I'll just tell Daniel
it's
historic.”
8:00PM - “I would have rated this
for the first sentence alone.
Man,
that was so
Thanksgiv…”
7:54PM - “The elegance of your
writing always takes my breath
away.
With this piece I'm
le…”
7:48PM
Tequilaanddonuts's Links
- Mom Days
- 47. Busted by my accent
- 46. Church Shopping
- 45. Mom & the skateboarders
- 44. Insurance Fraud
- 43. Meatloaf
- 42: Dog Days
- 41. Twilight
- 40. Casino Buffet
- 39. Juno
- 38. Skirt Man
- 37. Mom and Cable
- 36. Swine 'Flu
- 35. Club Interview Part 2
- 34. Club Interview Part 1
- 33. Sexy Mom
- 32. Getting Fired by Mom
- 18. Jungle Queens
- 19. The Compliment
- 20. Mom's Not Afraid of Big Ding Dongs
- 1. Running With The Gray Dogs
- 2. Fish In My Shoe
- 3. I Swore I Wouldn't Go There
- 4. Paper Wars
- 5. My Mom, the Terrorist
- 6. Mom Reviews the Debates
- 7. Mom Speaks About the Election
- 8. I'm Buying Mom a Box of Flares
- 9. Mom Goes to WholeFoods
- 10. Mom Day, With Added Sex
- 11. Sisterhood of the Travelling Muffin
- 12. The Price of Fame
- 13. Mom's Stash
- 14. Boogie Mom
- 15. Movie Suggestions
- 16. A Critic is Born
- 17. If The Creek Rises
- 21. I Don't Want 10 Purses Hitting Me
- 22. Mom's Tastes Better
- 23. No Man's Land
- 24. Mom Makes a Half at Target
- 25. Mom's Lock and Loaded
- 26. My Big Fat Post
- 27. Kill Bills
- 28. Dear Mr. Dorito
- 29. I'm not the skunk here
- 30. Ask Mom Questions
- 31. Jigsaw Battle
"Momma, c'mon, times a'wasting. Grab yer shoppin'
bags."
"......"
"We best git outta here before the rain commences."
"....."
"I don't know why you're standin' there lookin' at me like I was a
singing bull, but let's git going."
"Why are you talking like that?"
"Talkin' like wha/… Read full post »
"So they had someone named Julie from that huge church call
me."
"Oh?"
"Yeah. I told Julie what I thought all right! I told
her that I never felt so unwelcomed in a church before. That
they needed to be less worried about my walker staying behind a
pole and more worried that… Read full post »
"Well meh. I enjoyed the music here, but not much else. You didn't seem like you enjoyed it much either."
"Why do you say that?"
"Mom, during the preaching you spent fifteen minutes trying to quietly open a cough drop. Then you folded your bulletin into a crane. Then y/…
"Do you want to get out Mom? I'm just picking up a
prescription."
"No, no. I'll just sit here and people watch."
"Oh Lord, you're pouting."
::sniff::
"You have no reason to be pouting at me."
::ahem::
"Ah, the silent treatment. You know that's…
Not ironic at all
Then I thought I could throw in a few more pics and see if I could manage to blow up your/… Read full post »
"Well this is always interesting..."
"Yes, the ladies want to write a letter to Meat Loaf Aday."
"Oh/…
2) Brown the beef until it's just done (until you think "that needs to cook a bit more" if you were eating it for tacos). Add in taco seasoning.
Add in what you like. I added green onion, olives, tomatoes, and cilantro.… Read full post »
Canadian Moose Show
::knock knock::
"Come on in, it's open."
"Hi Mom."
"Have you ever heard of people having sex with a dog?"
"......... .......... .................... ...............
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...................................... ........../… Read full post »
Ben: I’m not going to do it.
Me: Yes you are. You’re not going to disappoint all those old people.
Ben: Mom I really, really don’t want to do/
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Ben: “Hi Grandma.”
Mom: “I’m glad you’re going with us to the casino buffet Ben.”
Me: “You two better be hungry!”
Mom: “Ben, I tried to call you last/
… Read full post »[edit: BBE pointed out that some people might blow up their computers if they tried to load and watch all the YouTubes. It's not necessary to watch them. I marked all the clips at the critical seconds. The Finland clip is worth watching all the way through if you like train… Read full post »
I admit it, I'm bored. But I'm also lazy. Bored and lazy is a hard combo to overcome.
I whipped out my list of topics, Mom notes, kid notes, woodpecker hate manifesto notes, with every intention of writing something. Then I realized that would involved a lot of movement, what with… Read full post »
Mom: “It’s good to have everyone back together.”
Thelma: “What’s Betty’s daughter doing here?”
Me: “Miss Thelma I came to celebrate the return of the movie club, and before you ask, I feel just fine.”
… Read full post »
“Let’s sit up here for a change.”
“Mom, we’re almost sitting in the salad bar. Let’s move back a bit.”
“It will be exciting to sit where all the action is.”
“All the action of the Old Country Buffet salad bar.&nbs
… Read full post »
Me: “Hello this is your daughter.”
Mom: “Well you were wrong.”
Me: “Did you make sure the water was boiling before you poured it in?”
Mom: “Why would I pour boiling water on Channel 18?”
Me: “Channel 18?&/… Read full post »
Don’t cry.
Don’t cry.
Don’t cry.
Everyone else in here looks like they’re going to church. What’s the deal? Oh, here comes a guy in fleece and flip flops. I don’t understand why people’s toes don’t snap off wearing flip fl/… Read full post »
(Welcome to my new series of throw away posts. Save yourself and click on. There's really nothing of merit here.)
The snow is gone (maybe). The fruit flies are dead (maybe). You’d think I’d be happy. No. Now there’s a new thing to stupidly tormen… Read full post »
So yesterday I posted some bad poetry, and today I'm posting pictures of flowers. Subconsciously, I might be trying to work up a good shunning from the community (or non-community, as the case may be).
I got a new camera. A Sony Cyper-shot DSC-T77. That's the last time I'll remember… Read full post »
“Hi Miss Louise. Mom sent me down here. She said you needed some help.”
“Yes, I need you to get the CD ready to play.”
“Where’s Mr. Bob?”
… Read full post » 
“So what’s up with the diary people?”
“I don’t know Mom, our internet connection has been down.”
“::gasp:: How long?”
“For a couple of weeks now.”
“Why didn’t you tell me? You could have come over and used/… Read full post »
Manager Don: “Deven, I’m glad I caught you. Can you step into my office for a moment?”
Me: “Oh God, what did she do now?”
Manager Don: “No, nothing like that, I think. Can you spare a few minutes?’
Me: “Sure.&rdquo… Read full post »
(I wanted to thank ePriddy for my interview. Her questions were so thoughtful and thought provoking.)
"What's up with the crazy diary people?"
"Oh. One of them did a lovely interview with me. It was so nice."
"An interview? What about?"
"Well mainly about writing and about my… Read full post »
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