For: IMMEDIATE RELEASE
From: Daryl Issa, Chairman, House Oversight and Government Reforms Committee
It has come to our attention that the socialist, communist, Marxist, fascist, entitled Obama Administration is spending some $200,000.00 dollars a day during the so called diplomatic trip to India. This information has to come the committee through some very reputable resources, 1.) Ron Paul Daily, 2.) Comments by RightWingNews, 3.) the brilliant investigative reporter Andrew Breitbart, 4. A Super Reputable Report from the Daily News and Analysis in India. No we've never heard of it, but really, that hardly matters, especially when we know in our hearts it is true. We know for a fact that the President is taking 8,500, or was that 85,000 members of his entourage on what really amounts to a vacation paid for by the American taxpayer at a time when American's don't get vacations, and they certainly don't get to take 85,000 of their closest friends anywhere, or 8,500, or 850, or whatever. And even though librul websites keep trying to dispel this, we know for a fact this is true. We now have the need to find out everything there is to know about this trip to India, in fact it is merely the first in a long list of investigations we are ready to begin.
As the new Head of the House Oversight and Government Reforms Committee, I have subpoena power! It is our priority to find out about ever law broken by this administration and prosecute those who have broken our laws. We also intend to have the executive branch justify it's own existence. This will be the first of many investigations to come, this is what the American people want, this is what we learned from the last election. The American public demands our attention to such important issues, and after that we will work on repealing every piece of legislation passed in the last four years.
So here is our primary agenda for the next two years as called for by AMERICA!!!
- Steve Dunhamgate
- Barack Obama Little X
- Clinging to their Gunsgate
- Indonesian Adoptiongate
- Kenyan Birthgate
We have enough to keep us busy, so very soon we can adopt Articles of Impeachment and send them to the Senate, we do this because the people have spoken.
A New Day Has Begun
Yours in Solidarity!
Daryl Issa, in the words of Leonardo DiCaprio! I am King of the World!!!!!