I was recently asked by a journalist to write 100 words about what would or wouldn’t be attractive about Ken on a date. I don’t know if she’ll use it so I thought I’d put it up here seeing as I wrote it. Here’s my best shot.
I think the trait I’d find most appealing about Ken on a date is his seemingly indefatigable optimism. That smile never fades and those eyes never cease to sparkle. There’s a sense that, no matter what (Waiter spill gravy down your white dress? Set fire to the napkin with the romantic candles?), he’ll be there with a steady (actually, rigid) hand and smile to make your knees knock. It’s possible it’s a Prozac haze, but when someone looks that enthralled by every word you say and is, clearly, delighted to be there, it’s better just to assume he thinks you’re super.


Salon.com
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