Courtesy of “Conservative New Jersey”

It is amazing what an invitation to Drumthwacket and a piece of quiche can do for a movement.  The combination could very well prove to be fatal to the most dynamic political movement that has been seen in New Jersey in over 200 years.

Today approximately 20 Tea Party leaders were invited to Drumthwacket for some refreshments and to have their picture taken with Governor Christie.  Why would Governor Christie invite these self-proclaimed leaders to his home away from home?  Why would he now associate with the Tea Party groups that he did everything possible to avoid during the last elections?  Why would he bring these leaders together today?  The following flyer should give you the answer:

Paranoid much Rich? Or is it Steve? Who knows!!

OOOOOOOO lordy…good things happening here in Jersey. I’ll try to be brief.

For those of you still here, I’m Russ, arrested 16 times (couple marijuana possesions, a DUI, whole bunch of disorderlies). Have at it. Unlike our 42nd President, I did inhale. Unlike our 44th…I didn’t make a profit on it.

“Steve” at CNJ explains:

Russell is an unemployed lawyer, and has been in receipt of unemployment benefits for nearly two years now, and has also received charity care. His only real break from unemployment was working for Anna Little. If you want to work for the movement, start by working for yourself, and getting employed.
We also came across this:

http://www.commondreams.org/views/051600-107.htm

How serious should we take a “Tea Party” that has such a duplicitous and confused character as their spokesperson? He wants others to have a clue, yet not long ago he was under Che Guevara flags with his other comrades?

Russ is confused and should crawl back under the rock with the rest of the socialists.

I’m Russ, unemployed from May 2009 to June 2010 (assorted income notwithstanding), employed from June 2010 to November 2010…unemployed since. Have at it. Dumb LLC’s coming.

For those about to consider a law degree…think thrice.

I’m confused.

Magnum is on the case though:

steve says:

February 25, 2011 at 11:06 PM

“It’s tough out there”. Get off my back, and earn a living. Instead, you tell us that others should sacrifice for you to earn unemployment benefits? you say people here should get out of the way of the movement? Get a job, you leech!

Promise someone else you’ll pay back the pennies. I’m sick of people claiming to be conservative in their words, but being socialist in their actions, and demanding some type of respect. Get a job, and stop trying to out-shout others on a discussion forum. No one asked you to pay every penny back. Instead, we’re asking you not to rob our pennies, you welfare queen! why do you have to steal our money? make it on your own. be a real conservative. shame on you, you leech. you weaken conservative arguments.

By the way, your weak attempt to say you experienced “liberalism” in college falls short. You were out of college by the time you were looking to overthrow the capitalist system in May, 2000. You were a law student who should have known better. Go back to the Democrats!

We were never liberals like your weak minded self. You can only convince people by typing insults because you simply don’t get conservatism. You only understand that conservative values are popular now, so you are trying to tag along.

Your hope of claiming to be a Reagan Conservative will only work with the fools running the Bayshore Tea Party.

The big question is, how can we convince fools like you, and others like you in the Bayshore Tea Party, to go back to the liberal side of the house?

Get out of the conservative movement. Your presence here only helps socialism, you clown. Take Charles with you.

Lastly, we’ve just learned quite a bit more about your past. You admitted how you liberally took our tax dollars. Will you now confess about your liberal criminal record and your horrendous personal history? You can’t escape your past, you socialist.

Please try to defend your last five arrests. It will be amusing to read.

VIOLENT SATIRICAL RHETORIC ALERT!

I hope, for the good of the movement, that the details of the 17th arrest as the one where I raped his daughter while strangling his gay lover in the bathtub full of the blood of his mother that he killed while…

Dude…that ain’t very “conservative”, is it? I was banned from CNJ, not surprising.

Anyway, back to the thing.

In between resume’s, I don’t post here as regularly anymore because I spend my days, nights, union-provided-weekends and other assorted hours of the day, doing my damndest to yank my town, county, State and Country back to the right. The “founding”, if you will.

Sorry. My bad.

In that endeavor, I stumbled upon the Bayshore Tea Party Group. Here in Jersey, we used to be a bunch of loons. Loonier than the day is long.

What the hell right? Loon it up.

So we went ahead and looned on 100,000+ doors last year, made up 37,000 votes in NJ-6 and made a district ‘historically, unfathomably “progressive”’, remotely “conservative”. That was after pushing our candidate through the primary, pulling off something that ain’t been done in this state in a half-century.

Look it up.

After that, the actions speak louder than the rambling, incoherent babbles of progressives dressed in “conservative” clothing.

• We testify at Apportionment Commission hearings. (FYI, maps are fun)

• We change legislators minds about implementing ObamaCare in New Jersey.

• We do things that make our elected representatives come back to us and answer our questions. On our terms.

• We are joes and janes with an office, two Ubuntu software and free high-speed internet access desktops working, all donated. Open, by the way, at least 6 days a week and 12 hours day.

b.b.b.buuttttt

Accomplishments of Rich and Steve:

• Nothing
• Ass-Clowning
• More nothing

Yeh, those are the kind of winners to which we need to listen.

After that, our Founder and co-chair get personally invited to sit at Governor Christie’s budget address. (I personally don’t think he goes far enough), but, shit, kids, he’s got a tough road to hoe in the most bluest of blue states and just imagine…for a second…our last 3 Governors.

mmm…McGreevey….mmm…corzine….

Then, our founder gets invited to a breakfast with the Governor.

(insert wild conspiracy theories here)

Conclusion of the “Conservative” crew? Learn to love the lunacy.

That’s yours to decide. I only report facts here.

I’m not Richard Zuendt or Steven Maness. Those assholes live to impose tyranny on the masses.

The two of them are disgusting, pathetic pieces of shit for men.

Period.

Russ