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We (Steve and Helen) irresponsibly gave up our promising careers in aviation and bookselling over ten years ago. Now books seem to have taken over our lives. We frequent libraries, bookstores, and thrift shops in search of interesting books. We buy/swap/sell, but mainly, we read. We both wear glasses and have been mistaken for librarians.

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FEBRUARY 10, 2010 12:57AM

Accept No Substitutes

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Does every new humor writer have to be described as “the new David Sedaris”? Maybe I should be pleased we've moved on – it used to be every new humor writer was “the new Bill Bryson.” Or “the new Dave Barry.” Before that it was Erma Bombeck.

 

I like David Sedaris. And Bill Bryson and Dave Barry and Erma Bombeck. If I want to read their very distinctive styles of humor, I'll read the real thing. I've been noticing that comparisons are a danger sign. Should you visit “the Paris of Siberia”? Or listen to “the Belgian Elvis”? I'd rather go to the original Paris and listen to the real Elvis (but not at the same time, I think).

  elvis in paris

The comparisons are out of control. It's like grade inflation – you have to gush just to keep pace. There are Canadian Bill Brysons, a lesbian Bill Bryson, a Bill Bryson of service management, the Bill Bryson of dentistry, a transvestite Bill Bryson. (Okay, I made up that last one.)

 

Mark Twain (Mark Twain!) is described by Mental Floss Magazine as “the Bill Bryson of his day.”

 

Curious as to who these paragons of comedy were compared to when they were young unknowns, I poked around and found some reviews of their first books. According to The Library Journal, writing about Bryson's first book, Lost Continent, “As the book grinds on, it descends into a litany of 'then I went here, and next I went there.' Browsers reading the opening bits will snatch it off the shelves, but many will return it unfinished.” Publishers Weekly was also unimpressed. "Some of Bryson's comments are hilarious--if you enjoy the nonstop whining wisecracks of a 36-year-old kid." But there were few comparisons to other writers. Bryson, it seems, was an original, if whiny, voice.

 

  bryson-twain-parker-sedaris

 Bryson, Twain, Parker, Sedaris

 

David Sedaris' first book, Barrel Fever, didn't do much better. “Ironic, detached, cool, with an eye for the perverse and weird, Sedaris seems to have all the tools of your basic postmodern humorist. There's only one problem: the guy ain't funny.” said the Library Journal. Booklist compared him favorably to Dorothy Parker, though.

 

Kirkus, in their review of At Wit's End, called newcomer Erma Bombeck. “the Joan Rivers of Ohio suburbia.” That was a compliment in 1967.

 

Of course, if you must write a glowing review of a book you didn't like at all, you can resort to outrageous exaggeration, as New York Magazine did about Bryson's Lost Continent: "The kind of book John Steinbeck might have written if he'd traveled with David Letterman instead of Charley."

 

Here are a few books by authors who require no bogus comparisons to Hemingway or Shakespeare or even Joan Rivers. They are just funny.

Celia Rivenbark's You Can't Drink All Day if You Don't Start in the Morning

  rivenbark

Laurie Notaro's An Idiot Girl's Christmas

  idiot girl

A. J. Jacobs' The Guinea Pig Diaries

  guinea pig diaries

 

 

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Edgar Allen Poe was the Thomas Ligotti of Poe's time.
Alicia Valdez-Rodriguez makes a great point about this in her book, "The Dirty Girls' Social Club."
Her character Amber/Cuicatl observes that the media always writes about her as the "Latina Janis Joplin or Latina Brittany (Spears)." It's a sad commentary we can't just evaluate things on their own merits and allow for everyone to have a unique voice.
Whether it has to do with marketing a book or making it more accessible to consumers, its a flaw in most reviews.
God forbid every writer should be allowed to have a unique voice.
Great observation!
It is true that such comparisons may in many cases do a disservice to both those being compared to an established humorist and the established humorist themselves, however, in 1 sentence (which one is commonly limited to these days), there are fewer better ways to describe one's style than by such a comparison, as crude and disparaging as it can sometimes be.
Ranjit -- Or Lovecraft, maybe.

Amelia -- Janis Joplin and Brittany Spears? That says better than anything how useless such comparisons are. Now I have to go read her book, thanks for the tip!

Banterrific -- I agree that shorthand can be useful, but just as often it's misleading.
Pity all the poor writers who are the 'new J.K. Rowling'.
I would recommend "Stop Dressing Your Six Year Old Like A Skank" by Rivenbark instead of "You Can't Drink."

I would also recommend "I Love Everybody (and other Atrocious Lies" by Notaro over "Idiot Girl's Christmas."

But I agree with your larger point: Those women don't need to be compared to others. Both are riotously funny sometimes.

It's a larger issue than just in literature, though; it often happens in sports as well—the eternal search for the "Next ____"
LOL I loved this. And while I do enjoy David Sedaris, nobody beats Dorothy Parker! I wonder who Sylvia Plath would be compared to? Perhaps if she were a teen when I was a teen she'd have been "goth" LMAO.
Good post, pointing out the tendency most people have to dismiss what they can't pigeonhole. Once we find an analogy or a brief way to describe an author's style, we get much more comfortable and pretend that we liked that person's work all along.

Ranjit--Nice one!
I thought Plath would be more EMO
Recc Notaro "We Thought You'd be Prettier"
dfsingleton and Poppi -- I look at everything by Notaro and Rivenbark (except Notaro's novels), and to be honest, I can't remember what was in each book, so I just picked a random book by each as an example. Thanks for pointing out their better books!

MadamRuth -- Yes! And Stephenie Meyer.

Andrea -- I absolutely agree about Dorothy Parker. No one comes close.
Love this post! It's true there is only ONE Sedaris. The 'shorthand' method is useful to try and get old folks like me to branch out to other authors, tho. Maybe only useful among the already literate? Oooooh, that sounds politically incorrect, I like it! Thanks for the steer to the new young authors. Rated!
I understand why they do this (it's all about the sales), but at the same time it implies that there's no room for unique voices. I appreciate your humor recommendations at the end. I'm always on the lookout for new authors who can make me laugh.
Hi dragonlady! You and Lisa Kern make a good point about marketing. My problem is with false advertising, I guess. For instance, there's a writer I enjoy, Josie Dew, who writes about her travels around the world on bicycle. She is entertaining and informative but not particularly funny. The blurb on her book says she's a "female Bill Bryson." Not a helpful comparison for either writer.
Great post on a topic that always drove me nuts.
Well, I kinda want to be the next David Sedaris, only with a vagina and including the children I birthed (it must be said....yes...without pain killers). Not living in France, but in a suburban coastal town in Florida two blocks from a Subway. White tennis shoes will be involved. Still funny and very gay.
In the movie casting business the joke goes: "Get Me David Sedaris", then "Get me a David Sedaris type" which finally leads to "Get me a young David Sedaris".

Thank God that doesn't happen in the literary world.
I wanted to become a Know-It-All so I read A.J Jacobs' book on the subject. I did not become all knowing and found myself laughing at a human trying to think he knew it all. I'd forgotten about him, probably because I haven't gotten an email reminder of any of his newer work due to a little misunderstanding and the restraining order.

You Can't Drink All Day if You Don't Start in the Morning is a stand alone chuckle. Being a bartender, I will now chastise people I see at 4 in the afternoon who say "I've been drinking all day. I started at noon." You wuss... I know women that start in the wee hours of the morning.
Thoughtful post on humor writers. I look forward to reading more of your stuff. P.S. I was a reporter for the Battle Creek Enquirer in BC Mi when the year changed to 2000. It was also the 100 -year-anniversary of the paper. I wrote a story about what was happening that New Years Eve -- 100 years ago at the BC Sanatarium... you know Dr. Kellogg's facility featured in Road to Wellvillet (although historians skoff at that depiction!). Anyway -- a little Mark Twain tidbit if you are collecting -- he was there -- on the guest list -- at the San. In Battle Creek, Michigan. Sigh. I love Mark Twain. Whatta guy!
I'm not too keen on comparisons - I like people and books and things to stand on their own hind legs.

Someone once compared my dulcitar playing to Jim Croce's guitar playing. I was embarrassed. But I'm not sure who I was embarrassed FOR.

For the record, before you go off wasting your time looking up my dulcitar videos on YT - no. I do not sound like Jim Croce. My dulcitar doesn't sound like his guitar. And I don't sing.

Only if I DID sing, I'd like to sing like Jim Croce. Only maybe in a slightly higher pitch.

Great post! Rated!!!
As a former library worker, bookstore employee and humor coluumnist (I was called the Bombeck of the community college set) I am thrilled to discover your blog. Love this post--smart and funny always go together!