The Desperate Blogger's Salon Page
The Desperate Blogger
- Location
- New York, New York, USA
- Birthday
- April 27
- Title
- Waiter & Ear Scratcher
- Company
- Primarily just the cats...
- Bio
- I am a freelance writer (o.k. to read that as 'usually unemployed') from New York City. I also support myself through the sale of unique political-left t-shirts, buttons, and other generally useless but fun stuff on my websites, TheDesperateBlogger.com and 'The Desperate Blogger Superstore'
MY RECENT COMMENTS
- “What erstwhile Obama
supporters seem to understand
that Obama
opponents do not
is…”
November 19, 2009 12:10PM - “While I don't always
comment, and rarely promptly,
thanks for
the great work.
Th…”
October 29, 2009 10:37PM - “No worry, and
need...
Reminds me of
Monty Python
skit...
"Good
evening, and we…”
October 16, 2009 11:23PM - “"...companies would make
panties that LOOK like
edible
panties just to
chall…”
September 24, 2009 09:20AM - “Excellent
piece.
I'm still
waiting for him to pull an LBJ
and slap his
ducks
back…”
August 22, 2009 01:24PM
The Desperate Blogger's Links
Consumer Alert: Interstate Insurance “Scam”
(Op-Ed NOT reprinted from The Washington Post)
As the Senate moves closer to debate on their version of health care — or more accurately, health insurance — reform, those in opposition are beating the drum ever louder for what they claim is a simple solution that will guarantee increased
… Read full post »Bush Enjoying New Role as “Motivationizer”
Aides to former President George W. Bush described the former Commander-in-Chief as “totally stoked” after his appearance at the Fort Worth “Get Motivated” seminar this past Monday. Mr. Bush, who daringly departed from standard motivational topics by urging those who stayed aw
…
Warlord Committee Awards Obama Afghan Presidency
Kandahar, October 23 – In the latest, and perhaps biggest surprise of the end-of-year awards season, the committee representing Afghanistan’s most prestigious tribal leaders and warlords has named Barack Obama the next President of the war torn nation. The award marks the first tim
… Read full post »Heene Family Faces Terror Probe, Marriage Annulment
During a whirlwind afternoon that appeared to some observers as a sort of “bad reality television marathon,” the Heene family of Fort Collins, Colorado saw the arrest of their three sons, ages 6, 8 and 9, for their alleged involvement in a sophisticated plot to bomb targets in New York
… Read full post »Injury Added to Insult: Senators’ Insurance Claims Denied
October 13th, 2009 http://www.TheDesperateBlogger.com
Just one day after a bombshell eleventh-hour report about the cost of the Senate Finance Committee’s proposed health care plan was dropped onto Capitol Hill by the insurance industry, Committee members received more bad news today: insuran… Read full post »
Iran’s Supreme Council Declares Ahmadinejad Nobel Winner
Tehran, October 9 – In a rare appearance during Friday prayers, Supreme Leader Ayatollah Khamenei, announced that Iran’s Supreme Council has officially declared Mahmoud Ahamadinejad the 2009 Winner of the Nobel Peace Prize. The 18-member Council voted 26-2 (with 3 abstentions) to c
… Read full post »Wanted: Volunteer Editors for “Holier-Than-Thou Bible”
The Conservative Bible Project (http://www.conservapedia.com/Conservative_ ... ) is looking for volunteers to help in their effort to edit the words of God and teachings of Jesus in order to eliminate the liberal bias that has contaminated their modern translations. “Conservapedia”(http:/… Read full post »
Top Ten Reasons Why “48 Hours” Producer Tried To Blackmail L
While it is unfortunately not unusual for David Letterman to be the target of an extortion plot (in 2005, a plot to kidnap and ransom his then-infant son was thwarted) it came as a shock to most observers that the alleged extortionist in this case is a producer for the
… Read full post »An Open Letter from Alan Grayson’s Mother
Dear Parents of Republicans,
As so many of you contacted me regarding Tuesday’s incident, I hope you don’t mind my responding to all of you at once. I understand that you are very upset – no parent wants to see their child sad or distraught, and I hope you
… Read full post »Odds Strongly Favor Polanski in Legal Battle
According to legal experts, pedophiles, and legal experts who are
pedophiles, acclaimed film director Roman Polanski, who was
arrested in Zurich, Switzerland late Saturday under a 31 year old
U.S. warrant related to a case where he admitted to having sex with
a 13 year old girl, would most likely… Read full post »
FDA Mulls Ban of Candy Undergarments
Less than 24 Hours after its ban on fruit and candy flavored cigarettes went into effect, the national Food and Drug Administration today held its first public hearing regarding a proposed ban on candy and fruit flavored underwear.
Proponents of the ban believe that just as the flavoring in cigarett
… Read full post »Thanksgiving Weekend Telethon for Health Insurers
Internet website The Desperate Blogger today announced
plans to sponsor a telethon which will benefit the nation’s
private health insurers.
“The insurers truly want a competitive marketplace,”
according to site publisher Lloyd Woltz, “They’re
looking neither for an easy w… Read full post »
Warning: This One is Serious
Today is not a day for politics. Especially the way I treat (or if you prefer, mistreat) them. Today is for remembering…
I had only met John Feal once before, and only briefly at that. A friend with whom I was working on a political project suggested that
… Read full post »Clinton to the Rescue: Hillary Saves Health Care Plan
In a joint statement released by both the White House and State Department, the Administration today revealed some details of a bold new plan that they claim will not only satisfy the President’s requirement that any health care reform legislation be “deficit neutral,” but also, &ld… Read full post »
Poll Shows Polls, Coverage of Polls Nation’s Worst Problems
We’re all familiar with them. And in these days of the 24 hour news cycle, we’re bombarded with them every day. And worse yet, they’re taking over. Taking over our media, taking over our conversations, and most alarmingly, taking over our government.
They are polls. No, not Polish
… Read full post »“I’ll Have the Least Expensive Option, Please.”
By now we’ve all heard the arguments for and against a ‘public option’ as part of health care reform legislation. While the ‘national conversation’ has been much more contentious than it has productive, I hope we can all agree and take solace in the fact that it has effe… Read full post »
Octomom Agent Defends TV Deal, Fights Deportation
It’s official. Nadya Suleman and her 14 (so far) kids are coming to a television near you – at least if you’re in England. Eyeworks, the European producer of “The Biggest Loser”, is forking over a whelming $250,000 to the second biggest loser for the rights to film
… Read full post »CIA Cancels Second Covert Assassination Program
Just days after the United States and the rest of the world was left to grapple with the realization that the Bush administration actually sought to protect the country’s national security above and beyond the collective imagination by secretly having the CIA spend nearly eight years planning t… Read full post »
Reaction to Levi Johnston’s ‘Today’ Show Appearance
PERSONALS:
Male satirist, mid-40s, behind in rent, enjoys old movies, sports, and free publicity, seeks post-statutory daughter of prominent and/or polarizing politician willing to commit to relationship through next national election. Contact: TheDesperateBlogger.com
Limbaugh Sees Dem ‘Plot’ in Heinous Crime
While hundreds of families continue to seek answers as to the whereabouts of loved-ones’ remains in the wake of one of the more ghoulish criminal conspiracies in recent memory, conservative radio host and neo-Nazi icon Rush Limbaugh yesterday told investigators that he fears the scope of
Sanford Steals Show at Jackson Memorial
While luminaries from all areas of public life gathered to pay their respects, share their memories, and mourn the passing of Michael Jackson, the entire world seemingly held its collective breath during one of the most unexpected and poignant of moments, when a surprise visitor inspired perhaps the… Read full post »
Cheney Blasts Britain for Role in Iran Protests
Calls on Administration to Seize Arthur Treacher’s Franchises
Former Vice President Dick Cheney, appearing at a book-signing for his recently published children’s story, “Mommy Can’t Protect You”, used the occasion to criticize England for creating increased instabi
Ahmadinejad Criticized for Response to Sanford Scandal
Iran’s Guardian Council issued a statement today criticizing President Mahmoud Ahmadinejad for his public comments regarding the revelations of South Carolina Governor Mark Sanford.
The twelve-member council, which last week voted 11-7 to uphold the results of Ahmadinejad’s official
Conservatives Preparing ‘Holy War’ Against Obama Court Pick
According to a recent New York Times article, conservative groups are working together to "stockpile ammunition" as they prepare to oppose the confirmation of President Obama’s eventual choice to succeed Supreme Court Justice David Souter, regardless of who he chooses.
According to the Times:
… Read full post »BREAKING NEWS: Obama Appoints Ron Kuby to Supreme Court
Ponytail Decisive Factor
In a move that surprised everyone except those in his innermost-circle, President Obama today announced his appointment of liberal New York attorney, Air America host, and card-carrying ACLU member Ron Kuby to fill the U.S. Supreme Court seat being vacated by the suddenly con… Read full post »
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