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AUGUST 17, 2011 2:26PM

Meet The Lone Danger: An Exclusive Q & A with Rick Perry

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Editors Note: While a request to the Perry campaign for an interview was denied citing scheduling conflicts, Gov. Perry was gracious enough to consent to the brief ‘get acquainted’ written Q & A which appears below.  We wish to thank the governor and his staff, particularly his personal assistant, Pronto, for their cooperation.

Section 1: General Information

Please indicate both your favorite and least favorite of the following:

  • Color: favorite = burnt orange; least favorite = non-white
  • Food:   favorite = chili; least favorite = Mexican
  • Musician: favorite = Willie Nelson, Ted Nugent; least favorite = hip-hop
  • Song:   favorite = Yellow Rose of Texas; least favorite = Battle Hymn of the Republic
  • Actor:  favorite = Chuck Norris; least favorite = Sean Penn
  • Actress: favorite = Dolly Parton: least favorite = Angelina Jolie
  • Movie: favorite = The Alamo; least favorite = documentaries, subtitled
  • Biblical Character: favorite = Jesus; least favorite = Yul Brynner

Section 2: Politics

Please indicate both your favorite and least favorite of the following:

  • State:  favorite = Texas; least favorite = Puerto Rico
  • Judge:  favorite = Roy Bean; least favorite = Thurgood Marshall
  • Constitutional Amendment: favorite = 2nd, 10th; least favorite = the rest
  • President: favorite = Jefferson Davis: least favorite = Barack Obama

Final Question:

Q:  As a self-described Evangelical Conservative embarking on your first campaign for national office, are you confident that you will have enough appeal to a broad spectrum of the electorate to prevail in a general election?

A:  While I am supremely confident that I have enough broad appeal to carry me through any situation, I do my best not to think about such things as I am a married man.

 

 

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While I hate to disagree with my esteemed opponent, I'm compelled to point out that, as a Mormon, the 18th Amendment establishing Prohibition was a pretty dang good amendment. Too bad those drunken socialists in Congress had to repeal it.

Oh wait, my staff is telling me I get a lot of corporate contributions from breweries and distilleries. Never mind.
Thanks that just answered all my questions........OMG