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I am a freelance writer from New York City, who recently opened a new Income Tax Service because, let's face it, these days if you don't have a job you'd better create one for yourself... I also support myself through the sale of unique political-left t-shirts, buttons, and other generally useless but fun stuff on my websites, TheDesperateBlogger.com and 'The Desperate Blogger Superstore' (Http://ShopDesperateBlogger.com)

DECEMBER 28, 2011 8:01AM

New Facebook Page: Write-in Your Vote for 'Cheetah' in GOP

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Pay tribute to Cheetah, who passed away on Dec. 24, 2011 without ever receiving his well-deserved Star on the Hollywood Walk of Fame, and let the GOP know our country deserves a candidate who would make a better President than a dead chimpanzee...

More faithful than Gingrich,
More human than Romney,
More open-minded than Paul,
A better debater than Perry,
Saner than Bachmann,
More electable than Santorum,
Better known than Huntsman...

If you agree with the millions of Americans who believe that that nobody on the Republican Presidential Primary Ballot is a better candidate, then Write-in Your Vote for Cheetah -- The Better Primate...

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