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The Desperate Blogger
- Location
- New York, New York, USA
- Birthday
- April 27
- Title
- Chief, Cook & Bottle Washer
- Company
- Filing Pays, Inc.
- Bio
- I am a freelance writer from New York City, who recently opened a new Income Tax Service because, let's face it, these days if you don't have a job you'd better create one for yourself... I also support myself through the sale of unique political-left t-shirts, buttons, and other generally useless but fun stuff on my websites, TheDesperateBlogger.com and 'The Desperate Blogger Superstore' (Http://ShopDesperateBlogger.com)
MY RECENT POSTS
- Romney Calls for Deportation
of Gays, Women Who Use
Contrace
February 28, 2012 09:52PM - Syria’s Assad to Step Down,
Launch Belated GOP Bid
February 24, 2012 09:22PM - EXCLUSIVE: Bain Capital to
Acquire Restore Our Future
January 25, 2012 09:34PM - New Facebook Page: Write-in
Your Vote for 'Cheetah' in GOP
December 28, 2011 08:01AM - BREAKING: Boehner, Cantor in
Standoff with Capitol Police
December 22, 2011 04:48PM
MY RECENT COMMENTS
- “It was an election year,
so prosecutors were trying to
make
it look like they
wer…”
September 07, 2011 09:58AM - “Then why did gold and
silver get hammered?”
August 23, 2011 05:15PM - “I'm sure this has become
a wonderfully joyous
experience
for
you...
Best of
luck,…”
June 24, 2011 11:03AM - “So when are you going to
talk to them about "means
testing"
for
retirem…”
June 17, 2011 03:35PM - “Hate to say it, but
perhaps the oldest cliche is
true -- when
it happens, you
kno…”
June 13, 2011 11:36PM
The Desperate Blogger's Links
September 07, 2011 09:58AM
“It was an election year, so prosecutors were trying to make it look like they were tough on crime, but it never amounted to anything as the alleged inc…”
About: GOP Debates Losing Relevance as Draft Andwich Movement Grows
“It was an election year, so prosecutors were trying to make it look like they were tough on crime, but it never amounted to anything as the alleged inc…”
About: GOP Debates Losing Relevance as Draft Andwich Movement Grows
August 23, 2011 05:15PM
“Then why did gold and silver get hammered?”
About: BREAKING: Markets Rally as Earthquake Rocks DC Area
“Then why did gold and silver get hammered?”
About: BREAKING: Markets Rally as Earthquake Rocks DC Area
June 24, 2011 11:03AM
“I'm sure this has become a wonderfully joyous experience for you... Best of luck, and thanks for your diligence.”
About: Temporary changes to cover schedule
“I'm sure this has become a wonderfully joyous experience for you... Best of luck, and thanks for your diligence.”
About: Temporary changes to cover schedule
June 17, 2011 03:35PM
“So when are you going to talk to them about "means testing" for retirement income??? rated...”
About: Summer Jobs for Cats
“So when are you going to talk to them about "means testing" for retirement income??? rated...”
About: Summer Jobs for Cats
June 13, 2011 11:36PM
“Hate to say it, but perhaps the oldest cliche is true -- when it happens, you know unequivocally, and without hesitation -- even if it takes time to co…”
About: Thinking about all of my never-happened weddings
“Hate to say it, but perhaps the oldest cliche is true -- when it happens, you know unequivocally, and without hesitation -- even if it takes time to co…”
About: Thinking about all of my never-happened weddings
June 08, 2011 02:58PM
“Years ago, someone told me, "Either you're networking or you're not working." [Will check out your page...] p.s. http://thedesperateblogger.c 8230;”
About: Shameless Self-Promotion
“Years ago, someone told me, "Either you're networking or you're not working." [Will check out your page...] p.s. http://thedesperateblogger.c 8230;”
About: Shameless Self-Promotion
June 06, 2011 09:50PM
“Thanks for this. I am not a parent, but am currently in my 11th season as a Little League coach of 11-13 year-olds... For any parents who may not be aw…”
About: Parents: Please Don't Overreact to Little League Tragedy
“Thanks for this. I am not a parent, but am currently in my 11th season as a Little League coach of 11-13 year-olds... For any parents who may not be aw…”
About: Parents: Please Don't Overreact to Little League Tragedy
May 26, 2011 11:05PM
“Actually -- I think that qualifies as consent... :D”
About: Strauss-Kahn Calls New Townhouse ‘A Total Babe Magnet’
“Actually -- I think that qualifies as consent... :D”
About: Strauss-Kahn Calls New Townhouse ‘A Total Babe Magnet’
April 22, 2011 01:39AM
“@ Oahusurfer: She turned me into a newt! ... I got better...”
About: Study: GOP Base Closely Resembles Nation’s Forefathers
“@ Oahusurfer: She turned me into a newt! ... I got better...”
About: Study: GOP Base Closely Resembles Nation’s Forefathers
January 04, 2011 09:50PM
“@Jennifer -- To see the video, click the link on the word 'preamble'. (I wish I was good enough to make that one up...)”
About: GOP in Turmoil Over Reading of Constitution
“@Jennifer -- To see the video, click the link on the word 'preamble'. (I wish I was good enough to make that one up...)”
About: GOP in Turmoil Over Reading of Constitution
August 24, 2010 11:31AM
“My penis and I thank you... well done.”
About: How Gay Marriage Will Destroy Civilization
“My penis and I thank you... well done.”
About: How Gay Marriage Will Destroy Civilization
August 21, 2010 09:46PM
“Hey Al, I'm a fan of your writing, but find this comment a little off-base... the name I gave was that of the Icelandic volcano that recently erupted -…”
About: Limbaugh: Conservatives ‘Far More Likely’ to Be Ignorant
“Hey Al, I'm a fan of your writing, but find this comment a little off-base... the name I gave was that of the Icelandic volcano that recently erupted -…”
About: Limbaugh: Conservatives ‘Far More Likely’ to Be Ignorant
August 09, 2010 04:59PM
“Interesting piece, but I call it a draw. By the 'ring' argument, we detract from greats like Ernie Banks, etc. Also keep in mind, Griffey could have…”
About: In Baseball's History of Oddities This One Tops Them All
“Interesting piece, but I call it a draw. By the 'ring' argument, we detract from greats like Ernie Banks, etc. Also keep in mind, Griffey could have…”
About: In Baseball's History of Oddities This One Tops Them All
June 16, 2010 10:13PM
“@Amanda G.: Thanks and great observation... p.s. Great Birthday...”
About: BP Turns to Euro to Save Gulf
“@Amanda G.: Thanks and great observation... p.s. Great Birthday...”
About: BP Turns to Euro to Save Gulf
April 01, 2010 04:48PM
“Don't forget about putting Reagan on the $50 bill so they can finally get that damn Yankee liberal drunk-ass general off their money.... (Well done...)”
About: Tea Party Adopts Confederate Stars and Bars as Symbol
“Don't forget about putting Reagan on the $50 bill so they can finally get that damn Yankee liberal drunk-ass general off their money.... (Well done...)”
About: Tea Party Adopts Confederate Stars and Bars as Symbol
March 08, 2010 12:13PM
“@Jeff: Sorry to kill you're 'gothcha' moment... As the author, I never made any pretensions that it was anything but satire. My website: http://www.th…”
About: Robertson: “God Even Angrier with Chile than Haiti"
“@Jeff: Sorry to kill you're 'gothcha' moment... As the author, I never made any pretensions that it was anything but satire. My website: http://www.th…”
About: Robertson: “God Even Angrier with Chile than Haiti"
March 06, 2010 01:46PM
“@Kenny: Thanks! It's sort of in response to my own 'letter to Congress' (http://open.salon.c om/blog/the_desperate_blogger/ 2010/02/26/an_open_letter_to_t …”
About: Capitol Rocked By Mass Suicide Attempt
“@Kenny: Thanks! It's sort of in response to my own 'letter to Congress' (http://open.salon.c om/blog/the_desperate_blogger/ 2010/02/26/an_open_letter_to_t …”
About: Capitol Rocked By Mass Suicide Attempt
March 05, 2010 05:21PM
“BREAKING: Brangelina still in show business -- film at 11:00... rated.”
About: fill 'er up...
“BREAKING: Brangelina still in show business -- film at 11:00... rated.”
About: fill 'er up...
March 04, 2010 01:24PM
“Great post & cute cat. So long as you leave the baby alone, if you throw the mother down the aisle, the witnesses closest to the incident WILL tell…”
About: Why I want to punch both you and your baby
“Great post & cute cat. So long as you leave the baby alone, if you throw the mother down the aisle, the witnesses closest to the incident WILL tell…”
About: Why I want to punch both you and your baby
March 03, 2010 10:25PM
“@Kenn1948: "Duck!"”
About: Robertson: “God Even Angrier with Chile than Haiti"
“@Kenn1948: "Duck!"”
About: Robertson: “God Even Angrier with Chile than Haiti"
March 01, 2010 11:22PM
“I'd have to be a hypocrite not to rate this... (and as you have read on my blog, it was the Pinochet thing...)”
About: If God hates Haiti, he must REALLY fucking hate Chile!
“I'd have to be a hypocrite not to rate this... (and as you have read on my blog, it was the Pinochet thing...)”
About: If God hates Haiti, he must REALLY fucking hate Chile!
March 01, 2010 11:46AM
“Ronald: As frustrating as it may be, criticism and/or anger should really be directed at the source of the problem --Pat Robertson himself. It is he and…”
About: Robertson: “God Even Angrier with Chile than Haiti"
“Ronald: As frustrating as it may be, criticism and/or anger should really be directed at the source of the problem --Pat Robertson himself. It is he and…”
About: Robertson: “God Even Angrier with Chile than Haiti"
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