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I am a freelance writer from New York City, who recently opened a new Income Tax Service because, let's face it, these days if you don't have a job you'd better create one for yourself... I also support myself through the sale of unique political-left t-shirts, buttons, and other generally useless but fun stuff on my websites, TheDesperateBlogger.com and 'The Desperate Blogger Superstore' (Http://ShopDesperateBlogger.com)

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JUNE 10, 2011 11:10PM

Palin Lashes Out Against ‘Grammatical Elites’

Former half-term Alaska Gov. Sarah Palin, launching a preemptive strike against her critics ahead of this afternoon’s release of approximately 24,000 e-mails from her abbreviated tenure in office, railed against what she described as “the Grammatical Elites who only look to dump on ot… Read full post »

It isn’t exactly a jail away from jail…

Disgraced former IMF Chief and future wearer of a seven-digit number Dominique Strauss-Kahn has finally found ‘suitable digs’ in which to serve the remainder of his house arrest while facing rape charges in New York City.

And it loo

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MARCH 9, 2011 11:58PM

Wisconsin Senate Votes to Reinstitute Slavery

Republican lawmakers in Wisconsin, emboldened with the sudden realization that a quorum is not necessary to vote on any legislation not requiring public expenditure, capped off what leadership described as, “the most nostalgic night in memory” by voting to reinstitute slavery above t

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FEBRUARY 27, 2011 7:24PM

Wisconsin Governor Offers Qaddafi Asylum, Job

In what is seen as a strong indication he is contemplating a 2012 Presidential bid, Wisconsin Governor Scott Walker announced today that he has not only extended an offer of asylum to Libyan strongman Muammar Qaddafi, but has also offered the soon to be dead or

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AUGUST 9, 2010 4:42PM

GOP Blocks Shelter Funding - Cites 'Undocumented Animals'

Senate Republicans last Friday blocked a vote on legislation that would have provided hundreds of millions of dollars in aid to the nation’s beleaguered animal shelters. The vote, little observed amidst an unprecedented flurry of activity precipitated by the pending August recess, was 59 t

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FEBRUARY 27, 2010 12:41PM

Robertson: “God Even Angrier with Chile than Haiti"

Citing what he described as the “the persecution of a great hero who rid their land of Godless communists” as a possible cause, prominent TV evangelist and amateur seismologist Pat Robertson today argued that the 8.8 magnitude of the earthquake that struck Chile early this morning should

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FEBRUARY 15, 2010 5:11PM

Supreme Court Affirms Corporate Suffrage

In a controversial but predictable 5-4 ruling, the United States Supreme Court upheld a lower court ruling that as recognized legal entities, corporations may cast ballots in local, state, and federal elections.  The landmark ruling follows closely on the heels of the Court’s recent rulin

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JANUARY 13, 2010 6:57PM

God, Jesus Announce Boycott of “The 700 Club”

Cite “Deep Philosophical and Religious Differences”

Las Vegas – January 13

Jesus Christ, flanked by God, appeared at an impromptu press conference today to announce that They will immediately begin boycotting the television show “The 700 Club”, as well as all of its adve… Read full post »