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The names and places used are completely
fictional. Anything stated or said is by no means in order for
people to take offense. The actions of any of the characters should
never be repeated. Keep in mind, this is asupreme work
of wicked fiction. Go ahead... pollute your
Soft… Read full post »
... he leads you to the kitchen in order to refill the watering hole
... it sneakily prowls around you when you're pretending to sleep, the cat thinking that you are indeed unconscious
... he beholds a peculiar facial expression that looks as if he has been smoking something unknown to… Read full post »
Everyday some mindless, little prick will ask you simple questions that they already know the answer to.
How was your day?
How are you?
How was that meal?
How is she doing today?
When do you want to play a game of… Read full post »
Oh! whiplash! Cock your head and you'll know what I'm talking about. WARNING: this post will, indeed, be short. Therefore waste your precious time on this piece for it contains some pretty intriguing news from a resourceful sleep-walker.
The current drinking age in the United States i… Read full post »
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I am a voyeur. But not in that sense anyway. Not in the sense that it's commonly referred to by people who refuse to take part in Voyeurism. Let's be honest, I do not spend every waking minute of my day watching people perform courageoud sex acts or… Read full post »
With the cunning words of Lemony Snicket, "The world is quiet here." Well, duh! Nothing could come out of my mouth except the sorry excuse for pathetic screams quickly transforming to choked gasps. Have you ever been… Read full post »
How embarrassing is that, to not have the picture above be thr original artwork by yours truly? Anyway, my point is that movie adaptations of books are never good. Then again, only something that occurs every once in a Blue Moon is as good… Read full post »
If you, luckily, cannot decipher the self-explaining picture above, well, thank god. The three main ingredients to "Hatching" up a simple Turducken are: turkey, Donald Duck, and KFC. Yep, folks if you have ever ordered up a platter of this wretchedness, it's more or less a… Read full post »
No, I was never trapped on an airplane. I haven't even ridden?rode? an airplane. Not ever. Theoretically, if I was trapped on one, I have no idea who I would want to be panicking next to me. What about you? Yes, this is sorta an OpenCall in our own terms, just… Read full post »
I'm sorry, but it's nearly impossible to come up with a decent answer (or one for THat matter) when someone asks you what your favourite movie of all time is. Yes, I do have movies that I would watch for all eternity if I was ever trapped on a deserted… Read full post »
I honestly haven't met one person who doesn't hold a single pair of ChucksTM in THeir possession. It's nearly a sin for not lacing up THose dirty sneakers with the fADed white tips and strappingTHem on your feet every morning. NOTE: Hopefully you DO NOT stash THem… Read full post »
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