I cannot understand this birth certificate thing.  When I went to get my innoculation shots for school, I had to show my birth certificate.  When I started to school, I had to show my birth certificate.  When I started playing Little League baseball, I had to show my birth certificate.… Read full post »

The chief told his 12 year old son that he would someday be chief and have many children.  "But first my son, you must learn to be good strong lover."  "So go out into the woods and find a tree with a good tight knothole and practice making good lover." 

The boy… Read full post »

1.  What is your favorite word?  Kindness.

2.What is your least favorite word?  N word.

3. What turns you on?  Intelligence.

4.  What turn you off?  Religions.

5.  What sound or noise do you love?  Thunderstorm with heavy rain.

6.  What sound or noise do y… Read full post »

I have always loved the stories of the old people in my life.  My Grandmother used to tell me about her life as a young girl here on Sand Mountain.  One of my favorites is about the time the first horseless carriage came through the community.  This happened around 1909.

Grandma… Read full post »

1.  Why are the pearly gates pearly when everything in Heaven is gold?

2.  Who met you at the pearly gates before Peter died?

3.  What happened to Lazaraus after he was raised from the dead?

4.  Why do all the pictures of Adam and Eve show them having belly buttons?… Read full post »

Do you mean to tell me that God didn't write the Bible?

Mother's Day is special.  Mothers are special.  My mother was my best friend.  Her Mother was my source and the rock of my life.  Grandmother was born in 1898 on December the 23rd on Sand Mountain in the northeast corner of Alabama.  Her Grandfather had moved here and owned t… Read full post »

--Sandman, guardian angel, tooth fairy, easter bunny, santa clause, jesus?

--Guardian Angel, tooth fairy, easter bunny, santa clause, jesus?

--Tooth fairy, easter bunny, santa clause, jesus?

--Easter bunny, santa clause, jesus?

--Santa Clause, jesus?

--Jesus?

--?

I been doing a lot of soul searching lately and viewing footage and civilian deaths in our two wars.  Tragic!  Why are we over there?  Are these people terrorists or patriots?  Over one million civilian deaths.  I am not sleeping well since I really thought about this. … Read full post »