The Lipshitz Condition

The Lipshitz Condition
Location
Panacea, Alabama, USA
Birthday
March 01
Title
Eurail Timetableist, Feline Robovillain
Company
Archer Daniels Midland, Supermonster to the World
Bio
I was born amongst the candy colored Art Deco buildings of Miami Beach, but reached full personhood beside the broad shoulders of Chicago. My most notable achievements include a recent three month stint in a homeless shelter, matriculating with an MFA from the #1 ranked art school that is not Yale, having perhaps one of the most disastrous graduate school interviews of all time at Yale, and sitting through an unholy amount of dental work through the years. I am currently a printmaker, white trash Jew, and will not cut my hair.

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FEBRUARY 8, 2009 9:41PM

The Intractable Migraine

My face is broken, I swear it.  For the last week and a half, I've been living with a migraine that won't quit.  On Wednesday, Wotan's day, a good day for battle, I checked myself into the hospital to up the ante on the tangle with the pain in my head.… Read full post »

FEBRUARY 4, 2009 2:45AM

Radium Chocolate Chip

Living in a homeless shelter is an awful lot like living in prison.  There are the rules set out by the institution, and enforced by the staff, and then there are the real rules established by the inhabitants.  Resident rules, like staff rules, were often slippery things that changed depend… Read full post »

Rock Festival Season is a time of magic.  It's when vegan bar-be-cue scents the air like an aphrodisiac, boys strut around with their artfully trimmed summerbeards and Diamond Dogs-like sunburns on their chests (courtesy of the omnipresent American Apparel deep V that invariably gets shed after… Read full post »

FEBRUARY 2, 2009 6:01PM

Stealing Home

I was never supposed to be homeless.  I went to a small, yet incredibly self-important, liberal arts college.  When you begin this way, you feel insulated from the world.  Life is about learning, the ideas and images that you craft, and the eventual social good that you'll do.  I… Read full post »