Nanatehay's Open Call - Who Would You F**K For World Peace? - Gus Sanchez

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APRIL 22, 2010 10:19PM

Nanatehay's Open Call - Who Would You F**K For World Peace?

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I hereby accept Nanatehay's Open Call Challenge: Most Ridiculous Open Call .

In the spirit (borrowing his words) of OS bloggers coming up with ridiculous Open Call blogs, I humbly submit my blog. Let this also be a challenge to the OS community to also answer this Open Call.

Here goes...

"If World Peace was dependent on you having consensual sex with a famous person that's widely acknowledged as being completely vile, disgusting, and totally lacking in any redeeming quality, who would you fuck for world peace?"

My answer?

This guy:

If it means Israelis and Palestinians, Shiites and Sunnis, Irish Catholics and Irish Protestants, and Sarah Palin vs. Everyone Else finally laying down their grievances and getting along with one another, I'll fuck his robot heart out of him. I'll pitch for world peace.

And you? What's your take?

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Bin.Laden.

Amanda Gulledge

April 22, 2010 10:26 PM

Thanks for playing Gus. I honestly didn't expect anyone to answer my open call, but as I said on my post, yours remains one of the best responses. My own choices for who I'd fuck for world peace were Antonin Scalia or anyone from the cast of "Survivor." But that was before you brought up Dick Cheney. I'm not sure I'd be able to fornicate with Dick though; he makes Scalia look like Jennifer Aniston by comparison.

nanatehay

April 22, 2010 10:39 PM

Angelina Jolle

Nick Carraway

April 22, 2010 10:48 PM

Do they have to be living?

Paul J. O'Rourke

April 22, 2010 10:50 PM

For world peace I'd rather fuck with a peacemaker.
You know, ... Make Love Not War.

Johnny Depp

Scarlett Sumac

April 22, 2010 10:52 PM

Well this is not funny because I really stopped to think about it. You really are a good person. Maybe I'm not as good a person as I thought. I don't know that I could, I'd like to think I could. I know I would die for world peace, I would easily give up all my stuff.

I don't think I could voluntarily do someone like that, Rove, Cheney, Bin Laden, any of these type of people. They are so repugnant to me I don't like to eat at the same table as this type of person, it's a quirk of mine. I hate to think I am this selfish, but the thought of volunteering to let one of them touch me is so wrong. I would definitely prefer death. I guess I really am that selfish.

l'Heure Bleue

April 23, 2010 12:04 AM

@ Nanatahey - thanks for throwing down the gauntlet.

@ Nick Carroway - Angelina Jolie is vile and repulsive and has no redeeming qualities? Hmm. Explain, please.

@ Paul J. O'Rourke - Of course. Fucking the dead would bring peace across the universe.

@ l'heure blanc - tsk, tsk...

Gus Sanchez

April 23, 2010 12:26 AM

Eliza Dushku.

I'd also fuck her for global thermonucleuar war. I like to be fair and balanced.

cheshyre grin

April 23, 2010 12:37 AM

Britney Spears, Lindsay Lohan, Salma Hayek, Shanon Elizabeth, Sandra Bullock, Tara Reid, Nicole Kidman, Brooke Burke, Marisa Tomei, Terry Hatcher, Jane Leeves, Jennifer Love Hewitt, Kelly Rippa, Paula Abdul, Judith Light, Kelly Pickler.

Then again, I would fuck them for a can of peas.

Ted Zeppelin

April 23, 2010 01:28 AM

ok, well as much as it skeezees me to think of it, I could do Cheney if there were enough pharmaceutical and alcoholic supplies around, not to mention two or three lambskins worn at once. Maybe I could give him his last heart attack.

I did not say that last part out loud did I? Crap.