Well, today was somewhat interesting. I was returning from five speaking gigs in Quincy. The bus was warm and it was very comfortable. I soon fell asleep and I was dead to the world. Far off I heard someone saying the single word “hey!” repeatedly. Once I manage to slowly float back to the and of the living with drool down the side of my mouth, I heard everyone turn and look at me with a skeptical pinch in their faces. The bus driver then spoke to me.
“Sir. You're snoring. You're snoring so loud that people in the back can even hear you.” I guess that in the greater scheme of things, I shouldn't have eaten that pizza from dominos after all.