2.     My boyfriend is blind, so I have considered various ways of meeting him when I arrive.. To make the meeting go a ton smoother, I will have on a bright pink shirt that says “looking for that there nigger!” if I am dragged to the wrong one, I will just demand a full refund. The sex better be good though.

3.     I have made careful precautions as to entering a new home. I have seen partially where I will be staying through a sideways tour, but still, you can never be too careful! That being said, so I can monitor my husband inside and out, I will just have to stick myself to him with super glue. I have even worked out a solution for when we have to go pee… we can aim for each other! I had much rather be stuck to his front half than the back, because that is certainly the best view!

4.     He tells me I will be spoiled but we will see. I plan to go on a veracious cleaning spree, and even make him coffee in the mornings, bring it softly to his bedroom and then plant a kiss on his cheek. I hope he likes his coffee with cream inside of it.

5.     I will be relaxing there of course. I will have all my books on one card, and that will be that. I doubt that I will do much reading there anyway, but we will see. If you all want to know what I will be reading over the holidays, look at my good reads feed. I keep that updated, at least, or just follow me on twitter.

6.     I want to go on at least one speaking engagement while I am there. Trust me; I am trying to make plans.

7.     I will try and at least gain 10 pounds while I am there. I will not be doing any TV interviews or radio interviews. I will try and actually have a vacation.

8.     Just some of the slew of questions my husband was asking me, I am assuming that I am going to be injured during my vacation. For instance, “have you ever been ice skating?” oh shit! Little does he know that The Weird Writer has never been skating! I have been skateboarding but I stupidly tried to kick off just before some steps. I bounced all the way down. I could not move for a few minutes and everyone thought I was dead. Oh well, live and learn, right? Well, this should be interesting. Everyone knows that with cerebral palsy your balance is as good as shit, so I am curious to see how The Weird Writer would serve on a pair of ice skates. Well, I envision myself doing the eternal split. Husband, do not get any ideas!

9.     I am very excited about going to Disney world plus, my husband and I can use my cerebral palsy to my advantage. “Oh yes sir! You and your friend in the wheelchair can go up the exit ramp!” as my husband is pushing me with verbal directions guided by me, I'll also be flipping people off on my way up! on a serious note though, this unable to walk 2 miles thing is really annoying me. I have a feeling he will not want to push me in the wheelchair anyway.