the weird writings

where anything can be written.

the weird writer

the weird writer
Location
Chicago, Illinois, USA
Birthday
December 31
Title
writer

MY RECENT COMMENTS

JULY 14, 2012 3:04AM

New blog name and all

I'm going to be hosting a new blog name and everything! This new blog will be called writingweird.blogspot.com so please update your feeds and everything!

Hi all my lovely readers! I don't know if you have been keeping up with this blog, but if you have, you will know that I haven't been posting a lot of stuff on this blog. Why is that? Well, for one thing, I just really don't have anything new to… Read full post »
this post is a re print from TV news check's news article.
Beginning July 1, ABC, CBS, Fox and NBC, plus the top five cable networks will begin providing audio descriptions of some of their programming for blind or sight-impaired viewers. The shows to be described range from ABC's Modern Family…

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While browsing the internet today I finally found something that I didn't think I would ever see! Amazon Instant is now offering audio described movies! I have to admit that I didn't think I’d ever see this. I actually received an email from someone asking if they had audio description, and… Read full post »
It's an odd concept that I would be Blogging at 12:44 AM in the morning but I'm so jittery that I don't know what to do with myself. I just spent a good $60 on entering writing contests. One of them is the writer’s digest one, and the other is theRead full post »
This procedure will require
1. a text editor with ability to search and replace with regular expressions (I use NoteTab, free on the internet)
2. an archiver with viewing capability (I use WinRar, free on the internet)
3. A list of bad and good words in text format/… Read full post »
Click this link to buy the described DVD of Breaking Dawn for $12

I know how this ends,†Jacob (Taylor Lautner) snaps at Bella (Kristen Stewart) in the mawkish, intermittently gory “The Twilight Saga: Breaking Dawn — Part 1,†“and I’m not sticking around to watch!â€

This penultimate “TwiRead full post »
MAY 22, 2012 5:02PM

GW Connect has now improoved!

The following major changes have been made to GWConnect since version 1.06. Please consult the GWConnect documentation (included with the download) for full details on all new features.

This week Google announced a number of accessibility upgrades for various services. Among the services that were upgraded were Google+, Google Docs and Google Calendar.

The Google Docs and Google Calendar update improves their compatibility with screen readers. Now it is easier to use these servi… Read full post »
MAY 17, 2012 9:38PM

Blind fun with AT&T

One of the things that has always bugged me (and I'm sure it has most of you, too) is to sit down to dinner only to be interrupted by a phone call from a telemarketer. I decided, on one such occasion, to try to be as irritating to them as they… Read full post »
MAY 13, 2012 5:06PM

How to be a white person

This is a guide on how to be white. White people, no one understands us white people at all. Perhaps if people read this top secret guide on how, in fact, to be a white person, then perhaps people will stop being so condescending to us, and judging us. These thingsRead full post »
MAY 11, 2012 1:01AM

NVDA now has OCR recognition!

Well all, as you all know, I am a huge supporter of the free NVDA project, and this has just made it all the better. Why? Because NVDA has, at long last, surpassed jaws with its new feature. NVDA now has OCR capabilities etched into it’s add on package. What does… Read full post »
Google's mysterious and seductive self-driving car has taken another step toward the assimilation of our nation's byways, now that the state of Nevada as given the robotic wonder its very own driver's license. The Department of Motor Vehicles spent the last several months developing a new set of regu…

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 was playing the closing minutes of a halo death match, hiding behind a piller, actually on top of one. Using my sniper, I took out 6 men in a row, all within three seconds of each other. Elated, I jumped about, feeling badass that a blind guy sniped 5 people all… Read full post »
APRIL 13, 2012 5:56PM

What I Do When You’re Away

I sleep with the lights on, all of them. It's not because I miss you;
it's for safety. You probably don't know this, but you can't get
burglarized with the light on. The best defense is a good offense, so I
attack the threat of home invasion by turning on every…

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APRIL 10, 2012 12:32AM

the accessible YouTube guide.


Since YouTube is so inaccessible, and since I couldn't finda complete guide on how to make the YouTube experience work for you if you’re ablind user, I have resolved to make my own complete guide on how to make anaccessible YouTube experience to the blind and the visually impaired. Pay closeattentiRead full post »
MARCH 29, 2012 7:12PM

test

this is a test of the blog by email system.

MARCH 29, 2012 6:53PM

how to hack a car with an Iphone.

You see, all those bells and whistles that modern cars come equipped with -- GPS, remote entry, alarm systems, rear-facing cannons -- are connected to the cellular phone network. Those devices have their own phone numbers where they can receive commands via text message, and unlike you when you recei…

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Since YouTube is so inaccessible, and since I couldn't find a complete guide on how to make the YouTube experience work for you if you’re a blind user, I have resolved to make my own complete guide on how to make an accessible YouTube experience to the blind and the visually… Read full post »
MARCH 13, 2012 9:55PM

TV sure is educating! yeah!

This post was inspired by a god friend of mine. I was watching her watch TV and this post came to mind. You know, I may not have a college education, read books, travel, or — to be honest — go outside, but I’m perpetually acquiring new information like a sponge…

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I know you all have been asking for me to review the movie breaking dawn with audio description. It's on it's way, trust me. It will be written and uploaded within the next two weeks… if even that. I do have a lot to do after all. Heh. I will tell… Read full post »
Click here to buy Small Steps by Louis Sachar small steps link on amazon.

Put yourself in Louis Sachar's shoes. You've been writing children's books for a number of years now and one day divine inspiration hits you and you come up with what could easily be called the greatest children's book of the last/…

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Pocahontas: Perhaps the first film that opened your eyes and taught you to hate oppression and ignorance in all its forms, Pocahontas launched you into a lifelong career of being into nature, teaching doe-eyed white men what it means to respect others, and absolutely hating when hipsters wear Native…

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MARCH 3, 2012 1:56AM

new changes with me and my blog.

Hi all! Just a quick recap of what the heck is happening with this blog. Recently I've been getting a huge vast array of emails asking me why are things bigger and why things are placed oddly on the website. Here's why. Us blind people use screen readers and some screen… Read full post »