thebadflasher.com

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Location

New York, New York, United States

Birthday

June 06

Title

Neurotic, Half Jew, Half Catholic Pervert

Bio

The Bad Flasher is a policy analyst at the American Society for Senior Fellows of Dubious Credentials and the award-winning author of the best-selling All The Colors Not Found In Nature and The Shoes That Go With Them. He also serves on the board of directors at the Myra and Herman Loeb-Cohen Endowment for the Eradication of Flavored Seltzer. The Bad Flasher is renowned throughout the world for his run-on sentences, and has been known to make conversation, romantic walks, candlelit dining, snowball fights, oral sex, holding hands at a movie or midnight strolls through Manhattan with female friends, colleagues and/or lovers seem like treasures from a far-off land or, at the very least, like a crumpled twenty dollar bill she didn’t expect to find in the pocket of her jeans. The Bad Flasher lives and works in New York City.