Dirty Haiku Thursday: Fun With Dick and Jane

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AUGUST 13, 2009 8:45AM

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This is my infantile response to Mary T. Kelly's post " The Elusive G-Spot...Does It Really Exist?"

http://open.salon.com/blog/marytkelly/2009/07/25/the_elusive_g-spotdoes_it_really_exist

_{(This will make no sense to those who are younger than 55. But those of us who learned to read with the "Dick and Jane" primer, the first sentences we learned to read were "See Spot! See Spot run!")}

Fun With Dick and Jane

G-spot! G-spot run!

No, no , no, Spot! Do not run!

Come, come ,cum and cum!

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comedy, feminism, sex, g-spot, dirty haiku thursday, dumb, see spot run. dick and jane, can you believe i wrote this, and posted it, no shame

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Mercy and Oh My Goodness! And I will remember this today!

Just Pamela

August 13, 2009 08:57 AM

Brilliant! How about a companion piece about Dick? I could say more but I'll just leave it at that.

Life Is Great

August 13, 2009 09:08 AM

This is very funny and I'm really telling the truth here, I am younger than 55 but boy do I remember those books! And based on some of the comments on my post, that darn G-spot does seem to run!