first things first, the AC is finally set up!!!! it doesn't work half a damn. the thing's cooled from 90 degrees to 87 in 2 hours, but whatever, it's cute and means well. it looks a lot like R2D2 so i'm naming it after his cousin, N3T3 since i grew up in Newton, Mass. he's gray and compact like R2 but with green glowing lights where his face would be. very handsome as i said. and the manager Vonnie helped to install him and wasn't acting like i was getting evicted, but you never know here. onward and upward is the way to go.

now back to the SEX. most of the photos Richard, Denese's husband, took are of the Wonderpups. some are pretty freaking cute. the one decent pic of denese and me -- no, sadly, not of us having SEX -- is not uploadable by freaking OS. i'll post the rest now so you can all have a visual of who and what was having all of the SEX.

Denese's Studly husband Richard!!! he is such a doll. and so brilliant and talented. it's annoying, really, with the logging expertise and the music.

Richard the Stud in the music studio. he is adorable and fun and funny and smart and all of that good stuff. and he and Denese are the cutest couple ever. no jealousing because i had that with my dead Richard. just happy i got to spend such lovely time with them. well, and the SEX.

cocoa, wearing her Gentle Leader training device, and ella on the banquette in the fancy restaurant, clearly transfixed by their Pack Leader's conversation. no SEX yet. but lots of strawberry, rhubarb and vanilla ice cream. and cawfeeeee for very drunk me.

the lovely cocoa chanel rubbing her snout in the grass to get the Gentle Leader OFF. this is a regular activity. i tell her, "you stop the siren barking at small children and big dogs and people who might pet you, and i will remove that thing." so far? well, you can see for yourself. but isn't she lovely?

another very bad photo taken by Richard. thank God he's good at the SEX SEX SEX. denese holding my poor Ella Fitzgerald who refuses to drink cold water when she desperately needs it to cool off her insides. hence, the horrible panting panting panting. lovely denese couldn't bear to see her struggling on walking in the heat so she carried her back to the hotel, where we had the dessert and the SEX. well, we didn't have SEX in the restaurant, on the banquette, but that would have been a blast.

the Wonderpups panting in the heat and a smidgeon of denese's hair. i don't understand it, but Richard must believe that i have no pics of the girls whatsoever but, again, he is a DYNAMO in the sack! and, yes, i offered them water over and over and over again. you can't have good SEX if you're not well hydrated!

me, drunk, wearing my embroidered Indian style long pink dress/thang and my silver gladiator hairband, talking talking and then talking some more to poor Richard while Denese cuddles with Cocoa on the banquette. i do, however, shut up when i am having SEX. well, i talk dirty but so do the Wonderpups. we are all 'hos in our ways.

okay, now, i LOVE this one. this is my Cocoa Bean in her full glory, with her duck feet paws and the gorgeous chocolate coat and her curly tail! oh, and the most adorable thing is that the long hair she has on the back end, each side of her poop shoot? those are her Pantalooooons. i LOVE that. Ella has them too.

oh, and, mostly importantly, the yellow and red circle is her Service Dog patch since she alerts to seizures and keeps me safe one hour at a time. i rarely have the seizures or mini-strokes now, the ones that used to fuck up my speech -- that's where Love Love Love comes from. i would say everything three times. it cracked me up but others were horrified, of course. people are such a pain in the ass. -- and slow everything waaay down. and, like Richard, Cocoa is fabulous in the sack! with the SEX and all.

okay, fucking shit, i tried again to upload the one photo of me and denese and the pups, and OS is telling me that there is an error. damn right there is an error. OS doesn't want anyone to see how cute i can look when someone takes care when pointing and shooting me and my pink Thang.

i need to post more photos and especially at least one of Richard the SEX stud. so please PM Denese and tell her what is needed!!! no, that's probably not cool. i will ask her or maybe she will read part two of my SEX masterpiece.

UPDATE ON 7/28/2009

now, please be kind and RATE this thing.

okay, i'm deleting what i wrote about the childish and unnecessary post that mocked my great friends. the writer got upset and, of course, said that i was lying. if anything, i am brutally honest about my own character defects and i pretty much lay off those of others. whatever. i'm done. i'd still LOVE to get a whooole lot of ratings for writing comedy, but that is up to the universe. love love love and great gratitude for coming here!!!