Theodora L'Engle Knight

Theodora L'Engle Knight
Location
Portland, Oregon, USA
Birthday
July 02
Title
Pack Leader, Her Royal Highness
Company
Prozac On Paws: The Tale of Three Spayed Females
Bio
raised in Boston and never meant to leave. went to hahvahd and barely survived the experience, but i did have some lovely brushes with greatness there that i will never forget. i got 2/3 of an mba and mistakenly got into finance. now i'm a recovering accountant. you never really recover. thankfully fell into screenwriting by collaborating on a tv movie and selling it to nbc. wrote scripts for a while. also did some playwriting and was blessed to have my stuff workshopped with some pretty good actors. then i became agoraphobic after a hysterectomy to remove The Fibroid Tumor that Ate Santa Barbara. I adopted a 9-year-old yellow lab, Good Willa Hunting, and trained her to be my service dog. the second time around i married a wonderful and talented landscape architect/jazz flute and sax player. we moved up to portland, oregon 2 weeks after 9/11. lost thelma the love kitty on the way. lost my husband to pancreatic cancer and part of my brain to george brad pittuitary boomer tumor willis. now i live in senior low income housing with my current service dogs/canine crew: Ella Fitzgerald and Cocoa Chanel. tumor george is gone gone gone, i'm writing again and even thinking about going back to the standup comedy open mikes. anything and everything is possible. i just have to leave the house one day at a time. As Steven Wright says, "You can't have everything. Where would you put it?"

OCTOBER 21, 2009 11:03PM

possible pursable properties for freaky! Grape Purse pic!!!!

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because of the fabulous Possible Freaky Purse post on here: http://open.salon.com/blog/middleagedwomanblogging

and this one on here:

http://open.salon.com/blog/verbal_remedy

i decided to offer some of my close to home options!

but before i show you the Possible Purses, i wanted to share some cake.  well, Snow White, a distant relative of Freaky's, wanted to share with you, Freak girl.

snow and snickers cake

this is a Snickers cake from Albertsons. it is excellent. Snow White LOVES Snickers cake. she is a distant relative of the Freaky girl and wanted to say hello and share her bounty with her cousin. Snow and I give some of this delicacy to Prince Charming too, of course. Snickers lives in the freezer and we've been sloooowly hacking away at him over tiiimmme. that we haven't scarfed him down in a couple of evenings? a miracle, a true miracle.

snow and prince 

this is Snow and Prince Charming hanging out, not eating cake for once.

okay, now, i don't have the energy to shop for purses in which our beloved Freakster could live, but i realized that i have some of my own that are pretty unique and that Freaky might also enjoy: 

 

minnie mouse 

this is Kathryn Baumann's fancy, expensive crystal Minnie Mouse purse. Barbara Walters has one also. and, no, i don't dust very often at all.

inside of minnie 

the lovely golden inside of Minnie. this luxury seems perfect for our troll queen. just saying.

 

fish called wanda

this is Wanda. she is fabulous company with a fairly spacious interior. i also have Baby Wanda, who lives in my car and keeps my garage opener safe. and, of course, Wanda can visit her baby anytime, same deal with Baby visiting her mom.

and here, finally, i hope is Wino, my lovely Grape purse, Freaky girl!!! let's see if it posts okay. she hates the name we call her and she has a point because she's so gorgeous, but baby wanda came up with this moniker and now she's stuck with it.

i love you, Freaky, love. the other Real Estate brokers have done a wonderful job! this is my humble offering to the new residence cause.

(for more pics, please read the post before this one, which has some fabulous scanned photos and stories.

http://open.salon.com/blog/theodora_lengle_knight/2009/10/18/

more_scanned_photos_human_and_pet_pics_thru_the_ages )

love love love and major gratitude for everyone who came by, but especially to the Queen of the Trolls, the Freakster.  

 

 

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Hi hun, I saw a sparkly purse earlier, and the first thing I thought of was your Minnie. You've got some lovely purses, and I appear to be the only person in the Western world who *doesn't* have a troll. Or cake.

Oh well *giggles*

Webbi xxx
oh, Webbi, i love you. thanks for thinking of me and sparkles together. there are many many people in the world who don't have a troll or cake, but they are not on here!! :) get thee to the store to purchase a lvoely troll, girl. love lvoe love and huge gratitude
No way I could ever top any of these, Teddy! I'm just a plain-jane kinda gal, I guess. I love your purses, though! And I'm sure Freaky will be touched with your offer to share with her............D
YO, thanks so much for coming by! yes, well, you know i have Early Kindergarten taste and i love fun handbags so this is right up my alley. i dont' expect anyone else to like what i like. love love love and gratitude
Ohhhhh, thank you! I love Wanda! I'm afraid that Minnie and I might have to have a diva-off! Thank you again. ::smooch::
Great additions to the Freaky candidates! I'll be back to check out Wino, though!
oh, Freaky!! i was so hoping that you would come by and see the bags! so this is a joy for me. isn't Wanda the coolest??? and she's a great mother too. Minnie??? yes, i can totally picture the Diva off. and i'm so blessed that you're cool about Snow and such. lvoe love lvoe and big gratitude
Owl girl!!! shit, i forgot to thank you too, i was so thrilled to see Freaky here. it's such an honor. i hope i can figure out Wino for you because she's quite lovely and friendly. if not tonight, then tomorrow for sure.

and, girl, im' watching Disc 1 of L Word, season 6, is it? please tell me when Jenny is going to get "auf'd", as we say about Project Runway. she bugs the carp out of me. love love love and major gratitude, lvoe.
OOOOoooooh, cool purses and cake!!!! A lovely lovely post indeed!!!! :)
oh, tinkerbelle, i love love love you, man!!! i'm sure that there is nothing that could interest you less than this post. but you still make a fuss and i adore that in a dude. love love lvoe and gratitude
How can Freaky choose between so many possible homes???
Cymraeg!!! i know. there are so many fabulous choices! one fabulous designer handbag after another. i'm just happy that i posted my meager contribution and that Freaky herself came by and liked them. lvoe love love and gratitude!!
Nice pics, the cake looks yummy!
oh, thank you, kirsty love. i found your post fascinating, as i told you. love love love and gratitude
oh, and Kirsty, the cake is way too yummy. pure crap/carp, for sure. :)
I like cake, so that's something interesting!! ;)
okay, tink. i agree with you on that. Cake is extremely interesting and tasty!!
Love the Minnie Mouse pocket book. Now just get a Micky Mouse man purse and you're you have all your bases covered. Great Post, Theo!
R~~
I have a troll an astronaut and I just now remembered him. Love this Theo what cool purses you have. I love Wanda and little baby wanda.....to cute.
Hey, I thought I was Freaky's Prince Charming! What's going on here?
I wish i owned that mickey purse :)
Lovely purses! I am sure Freaky will love them, too.
Maybe ALL the women of OS should display their purse possibilities for Freaky - maybe Freaky will want to visit one of us, the one with the best purse that would be ME, FREAKY!!!!ME ME ME!!!

I can't wait to post my purses! Freaky Open Purse Call!

What a fun post, Theo.
sandra, thanks. of all my posts, this is the one you read???? shit. and you made it into a competition of purses? wow. that never crossed my mind. just wanted to make freaky and others smile.

thank you so much to the rest of you who commented!!!! i adore you all for coming by for this silliness. i was never able to get Grape purse/wino's pics to load. very very bizarre. apparently, OS hates winos. and, guys, i know. Minnie is fabulous, isn't she???? i had just inherited money from one of my many horrible relatives and it was after the hysterectomy and i went to Vegas with an online friend/asshole. way too soon for all that walking. good thing that came out of it was that he talked me into buying Minnie at the NY NY casino. i've adored her every since. i need to sell her, but in this economy, as Tinkerbelle would say, Pfffftttt!!

love love love and gratitude to those who just see the fun in this and who read my other posts and whom i adore!!
LL2, that is so cool that you remembered a troll doll that you had forgotten!!! that happens to me all the time and it's like getting a gift. i have boxes full of toys i've collected over the years. toys and trains. love love lvoe and gratitude and has Suzie been sprung yet? love loev love

oh, Scanman, i couldn't love you more. you always have my back and it couldn't mean more. i'm so happy that you love Minnie too. she rocks bigtime. a man carrying mickey? hmmm, not so much. :) love love love

Steve, man, step aside apparently. but, seriously, Prince Charming, or PC, as we call him, is devoted to Snow. Freaky has the ape, i htink. i get confused about her friends and relations. love love love!

Moana!!!! this is what i have to do to get you here, girl??? well then, i am going ot post Minnie on all my pieces from now on. love lvoe love!
giving a bump to the lovely Wino!!!
awwww... you so sweet! The grape purse is fantastic! Shiny and Winey!
oh, Freaky, girl!!! i was afraid you wouldn't see this. i am soooo freaking happy that you love Wino too. she's a great gal. lvoe love lvoe and gratitude