because of the fabulous Possible Freaky Purse post on here: http://open.salon.com/blog/middleagedwomanblogging
and this one on here:
http://open.salon.com/blog/verbal_remedy
i decided to offer some of my close to home options!
but before i show you the Possible Purses, i wanted to share some cake. well, Snow White, a distant relative of Freaky's, wanted to share with you, Freak girl.

this is a Snickers cake from Albertsons. it is excellent. Snow White LOVES Snickers cake. she is a distant relative of the Freaky girl and wanted to say hello and share her bounty with her cousin. Snow and I give some of this delicacy to Prince Charming too, of course. Snickers lives in the freezer and we've been sloooowly hacking away at him over tiiimmme. that we haven't scarfed him down in a couple of evenings? a miracle, a true miracle.
this is Snow and Prince Charming hanging out, not eating cake for once.
okay, now, i don't have the energy to shop for purses in which our beloved Freakster could live, but i realized that i have some of my own that are pretty unique and that Freaky might also enjoy:
this is Kathryn Baumann's fancy, expensive crystal Minnie Mouse purse. Barbara Walters has one also. and, no, i don't dust very often at all.
the lovely golden inside of Minnie. this luxury seems perfect for our troll queen. just saying.

this is Wanda. she is fabulous company with a fairly spacious interior. i also have Baby Wanda, who lives in my car and keeps my garage opener safe. and, of course, Wanda can visit her baby anytime, same deal with Baby visiting her mom.
and here, finally, i hope is Wino, my lovely Grape purse, Freaky girl!!! let's see if it posts okay. she hates the name we call her and she has a point because she's so gorgeous, but baby wanda came up with this moniker and now she's stuck with it.
i love you, Freaky, love. the other Real Estate brokers have done a wonderful job! this is my humble offering to the new residence cause.
(for more pics, please read the post before this one, which has some fabulous scanned photos and stories.
http://open.salon.com/blog/theodora_lengle_knight/2009/10/18/
more_scanned_photos_human_and_pet_pics_thru_the_ages )
love love love and major gratitude for everyone who came by, but especially to the Queen of the Trolls, the Freakster.


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Oh well *giggles*
Webbi xxx
and, girl, im' watching Disc 1 of L Word, season 6, is it? please tell me when Jenny is going to get "auf'd", as we say about Project Runway. she bugs the carp out of me. love love love and major gratitude, lvoe.
R~~
I can't wait to post my purses! Freaky Open Purse Call!
What a fun post, Theo.
thank you so much to the rest of you who commented!!!! i adore you all for coming by for this silliness. i was never able to get Grape purse/wino's pics to load. very very bizarre. apparently, OS hates winos. and, guys, i know. Minnie is fabulous, isn't she???? i had just inherited money from one of my many horrible relatives and it was after the hysterectomy and i went to Vegas with an online friend/asshole. way too soon for all that walking. good thing that came out of it was that he talked me into buying Minnie at the NY NY casino. i've adored her every since. i need to sell her, but in this economy, as Tinkerbelle would say, Pfffftttt!!
love love love and gratitude to those who just see the fun in this and who read my other posts and whom i adore!!
oh, Scanman, i couldn't love you more. you always have my back and it couldn't mean more. i'm so happy that you love Minnie too. she rocks bigtime. a man carrying mickey? hmmm, not so much. :) love love love
Steve, man, step aside apparently. but, seriously, Prince Charming, or PC, as we call him, is devoted to Snow. Freaky has the ape, i htink. i get confused about her friends and relations. love love love!
Moana!!!! this is what i have to do to get you here, girl??? well then, i am going ot post Minnie on all my pieces from now on. love lvoe love!