Theodora L'Engle Knight

Theodora L'Engle Knight
Location
Portland, Oregon, USA
Birthday
July 02
Title
Pack Leader, Her Royal Highness
Company
Prozac On Paws: The Tale of Three Spayed Females
Bio
raised in Boston and never meant to leave. went to hahvahd and barely survived the experience, but i did have some lovely brushes with greatness there that i will never forget. i got 2/3 of an mba and mistakenly got into finance. now i'm a recovering accountant. you never really recover. thankfully fell into screenwriting by collaborating on a tv movie and selling it to nbc. wrote scripts for a while. also did some playwriting and was blessed to have my stuff workshopped with some pretty good actors. then i became agoraphobic after a hysterectomy to remove The Fibroid Tumor that Ate Santa Barbara. I adopted a 9-year-old yellow lab, Good Willa Hunting, and trained her to be my service dog. the second time around i married a wonderful and talented landscape architect/jazz flute and sax player. we moved up to portland, oregon 2 weeks after 9/11. lost thelma the love kitty on the way. lost my husband to pancreatic cancer and part of my brain to george brad pittuitary boomer tumor willis. now i live in senior low income housing with my current service dogs/canine crew: Ella Fitzgerald and Cocoa Chanel. tumor george is gone gone gone, i'm writing again and even thinking about going back to the standup comedy open mikes. anything and everything is possible. i just have to leave the house one day at a time. As Steven Wright says, "You can't have everything. Where would you put it?"

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MARCH 12, 2009 1:47PM

george brad pittuitary boomer brain tumor willis is gone!

okay, this is going to be very short and i will update it later because my immune disorders are kicking my ass today and i feel like crap on a cracker. i keep writing carp so maybe i feel like carp on a cracker. i'm not sure. so george is gone… Read full post »

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MARCH 5, 2009 11:48AM

brushes with death, with a dark and, hopefully, funny twist.

note: this is a very dark post and it mentions suicide several times and in a kind of light way. so please don't read this if it will trigger you. please. i don't want to hurt anyone. this is for people with dark twisted senses of humor.
Even when
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FEBRUARY 24, 2009 9:27AM

Part of George Boomer Tumor Willis is Gone, but so is Ginny.

i've been holding back on this news. i'm not sure why. it's great great news, i know. i'm enormously grateful. the part of george that is gone is the part that had invaded my sinuses. breathing is often taken for granted, but, shit, turns out it becomes more and more important… Read full post »

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FEBRUARY 4, 2009 8:24PM

a 30ish man gave me his phone #. i'm 56! what do i do?

okay, you have to understand that not only am i 56, i'm also undergoing radiation therapy for my benign brain tumor, george. so everything yucky that can be exacerbated by tumor treatment has been: acne, rosacea, dandruff, body pain, etc. plus i've gained 15 lbs from my bipolar 2 meds and… Read full post »

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JANUARY 25, 2009 10:21PM

Live Blog of the SAG Awards with Photos!