Amusing Ma Bouche
Theresa Rice
- Location
- North Georgia Mountains, Georgia, United States
- Birthday
- August 24
- Bio
- I cook. I eat. I write. I grow things. I teach. I paint. Louisiana-born and southern bred, I love people intelligent enough to be optimistic and generous enough to bring their gifts to the table.
MY RECENT POSTS
- Easter Cookies Revisited
April 07, 2012 10:21PM - Muffin Mornings
April 14, 2011 11:23AM - My Aunt Cookie's Easter
Cookies
April 21, 2011 08:54PM - Redux: Corn÷Alkalai=Grits;
Grits=Groceries
April 10, 2011 11:19AM - Big Easy Praline Bacon
March 31, 2011 12:51PM
MY RECENT COMMENTS
- “Well done, Mary Anne.
Looking for more. . .”
September 20, 2011 06:46PM - “Rated, btw. Don't mean
to sound preachy, just
concerned.
:)”
June 19, 2011 10:45AM - “Your first investment is
in yourself. If you burn up
your
capital investment
(min…”
June 19, 2011 10:42AM - “Apologies only suck
until they're over. :)
R”
June 19, 2011 09:59AM - “I saw that issue at the
checkout yesterday. :)
R”
May 14, 2011 03:23PM
Theresa Rice's Links
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Easter Cookies Revisited
Muffin Mornings


Oh, do you know the muffin
man,
The muffin man, the muffin man,
Do you know the muffin man,
Who lives in Drury Lane?
Oh, yes, I know the muffin man,
The muffin man, the muffin man,
Yes,/… Read full post »
Redux: Corn÷Alkalai=Grits; Grits=Groceries
I'm taking stock after Salon Kitchen Challenge cancellation and thought this might be a good time to revisit some early work. This is a reposting of my first piece on Open Salon, an honorable mention for the SKC Corn.
Grits are a lot more than groceries. Grits… Read full post »
Big Easy Praline Bacon

“Special day! Oh, what have I
forgotten now? Now, don’t panic. Is it Bacon Day? No,
that’s crazy talk!” ~Homer, The
Simpsons
Mmm . . . Bacon Day. It sounds like Homer Simpson nirvana, doesn't it? Now imagine thick cut bacon, packed with… Read full post »
Spring Violets

That you blow so sweet?
Among the violets
Which blossom at your feet.
The honeysuckle
waits
For Summer and for
heat
But violets in the chilly Spring
Make the turf so/… Read full post »

Dip
a ladle deep into the great gumbo melting pot that is
Louisiana and you will pull
out a taste of Ireland.
America has been the goal of those fleeing persecution since its earliest days and the port of New Orleans has received many of the dispossessed. The heartbr… Read full post »
You might think that Mardi Gras finishes the spring celebration season in Louisiana until Easter, but she still has a few bon temps up her sleeve, even during Lent.
Colorful Saint Joseph’s Day
fills the bill with a flourish. On… Read full post »
Creamy Creole Pralines
If you're born and
raised in New Orleans, you don't fit anywhere else. Nothing against
any other city, but it's just a way of life, a culture, that's so
unique. It's just the idea of having Mardi Gras, the idea in the
face of everything that's happened, taking the time
to… Read full post »
Green(s) Stuff(ed)

Spring is playing peekaboo with me here in North Georgia. It was 72 degrees today at the tail end of February. Yes I said SEVENTY-TWO DEGRE… Read full post »
Opera and Oranges

On Stealing Kumquats, Marmalade and Angel Biscuits

Kumquats
bring me back to when I was little and neighborhood bounty was fair
game to any kid, anywhere, anytime. One neighbor’s
pomegranate tree hung over the sidewalk, alluring but only
occasionally productive since they were hard to reach. Sometimes we
were/… Read full post »
Yogurt from the Seraglio

Other countries may claim similar honors, but yogurt, that mainstay of twenty-first century dieters and dairy lovers everywhere, is regarded by Turkey as one of its most famous and ancient culinary contributions to the world.
Whether
it
was
in the area of Turkey or elsewhere, food h… Read full post »
A Bowl o' Green: Chili Verde
"If You Know Beans about Chili You Know Chili's Got No Beans"
~ Song by Ken Finlay, singer, songwriter, 1976, fervently sung at chili competitions in Texas and elsewhere

One strong personal argument I have in
favor of reincarnation is… Read full post »
Woman's Survival Guide: Sausage Party with Beer

from the Britcom Blackadder
Men in packs are prone to testosterone
poisoning when football and beer are at hand. Humor can quickly
devolve to rude body noises and crude barnyard below-the-belt
waggery. Victims… Read full post »
The Mysterious Monte Cristo

Only a man who has felt ultimate despair is capable of feeling ultimate bliss.
~ Alexandre Dumas from The Count of Monte Cristo

What do one of the most romantic literary heroes of all time and a glorified grilled cheese… Read full post »
No Kitchen Grilled Cheese
I walk alone in this world... Alone I walk... Except for the grilled cheese sandwich in my pocket.
~ Frankie from Boy Meets World
Life doesn't have to be all that complicated. To make this denizen of dorm rooms and rooming houses you need:- 2 pieces white bread … Read full post »
Composition in Soup for a Winter's Storm

A first-rate soup is more creative than a second-rate painting. ~Abraham Maslow

Baking It Forward
Cookies for Abby

Emergency En Pappillote
. . . or Mastering the Art of Packet Cooking
The only real stumbling block is fear of failure. In cooking you've got to have a 'What the hell?' attitude. ~ Julia Child


I prefer my emergencies run of the mill, non… Read full post »
Portuguese Green Soup, Y'all
A Southern-style New Year's Homage
Southerners have always taken a proprietary view of
black-eyed peas and collard greens, especially to start a new year.
To fulfill tradition collards must be cooked long and slow with a
hambone, salt pork or hog jowls… Read full post »
A Party Champignon: Mushrooms Stroganoff

Partying is such sweet sorrow.
~ Robert Byrne
It's true, a party brings sweetness and sorrow, sometimes in
equal measure, especially when you're the host. Your heart is
conflicted. You want to treat your friends and family to a
wonderful occasion. You just… Baby, It's Co-coa Cold Outside

Brew me a cup for a winter's
night.
For the wind howls loud and the
furies fight;
Spice it with love and stir it
with care,
And I'll toast our bright
eyes,
my sweetheart
fair.
~Minna Thomas Antrim
It's a perfect day to be
inside by the… Read full post »
Marzipan Cookies: Rehabilitating Christmas Cookies

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"I am still convinced that a good, simple, homemade cookie is preferable to all the store-bought cookies one can find."
Ihate to argue with the legendary James Beard, but he never met M… Read full post »
A Wish for Louisiana

I've watched from afar as Louisiana has been struck again and again these past few years, the unspeakable devastation of Katrina, followed too rapidly by Rita, Ivan and Gustav. And this year's tragedy--just when… Read full post »

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