East of nowhere,
July 29
"Everything has its wonders, even darkness and silence, and I learn, whatever state I may be in, therein to be content." ~Helen Keller


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What possesses a man to dummy down when they go into heat? I think every woman has experienced this phenomenon.

Remember when you were young and sex made sense? It didn’t matter where, how, with whom or to what extent. Then came marriage and it did matter where, how, with… Read full post »

OCTOBER 20, 2014 9:26AM

Me and my Kale

It's almost one friggen year and I'm done with KALE too!


EP anyone?  Read full post »


On the first day of sign up

OS gave to me

A pseuuuuu-donym for all to see.



On the second day of sign up

OS gave to me

Two stinkin' comments

And a pseuuuuu-donym for all to see.

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NOVEMBER 8, 2013 3:03PM

Knocking on the Wall

I've always considered myself to be a rational person. The key word here would be  "I've." Within my cranial cavities there has to be a logical reason behind every action, movement or consequence. Nothing can be fully understood or resolved without logic or rationale. Or so I thought.

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SEPTEMBER 18, 2013 10:14AM



She was simple woman, my Mom. She asked for nothing of those she loved yet gave herself to them unconditionally. She questioned the workings of her family's dynamics yet understood. She dreamed of a more glorious life yet was content in the one she and Dad had shared. A woman… Read full post »

JUNE 25, 2013 4:52PM

Running Scared..

And you expected more from me today why...?
In order fulfill a Damn you, Damn me, Damn us all request, I am providing two dogs and a monkey for your  viewing pleasure.
 I'm not sure why but it beats theRead full post »
JUNE 10, 2013 8:20AM

Back Off Or I'll Shoot!



1974. Natural childbirth and breastfeeding. I had no idea newborns came with teeth. I did everything they told me. Stretch & pull…stretch and pull. The “wrap your nips in string and tie it to an oscillating fan…Everything I tell you!  Mom was with me the f… Read full post »

JUNE 7, 2013 2:31PM

Airlines Taken to New Heights



As we all have known for some time the FAA has taken drastic measures to beef up security at all major airports.


They are currently seeking full time personal for various duties. Due to the tremendous response some airports have already put new security measures into… Read full post »

MAY 21, 2013 12:34PM

Researching Rhino Dung




Chester Zoo in Manchester, England has been using the science of studying Rhino dung to produce baby Rhinos. Because I had an ever increasing desire to know more about dung studies, particularly in Rhino reproduction, I ran a quick call to Sue Walker…a.k.a. Dr. Sue WalkerRead full post »

MAY 6, 2013 10:05AM

To Bee Or Not To Bee


I was talking to Boris Baer the other day. You know the guy, the expert on honey bee reproduction. Now one might wonder why we care how honey bees reproduce. It’s not like most of us are interested in having a sexual relationship with a honey bee. Unless you’re… Read full post »

FEBRUARY 28, 2013 12:44PM

Veterans Pension Poaching

For my fellow readers; this is long statement in which I don’t expect you all to take the time to read, but one that I would like to get out there. What I am writing about can/may affect any one of you in the present, or the future, be it for… Read full post »

FEBRUARY 13, 2013 7:50PM

Dear Mrs. Dorner;


This has to be a difficult time for you. I know it would be difficult for me as well because after all; I’m a Momma too. 

Christopher. It’s a meaningful name Mrs. Dorner. The name Christopher is Greek, perhaps you knew that already. Christopher came from the Late Greek… Read full post »

FEBRUARY 9, 2013 8:24AM

The Awakening

So far we're at 28 inches here in our sleepy town in Ct. and it's still snowing. Only expect another 1-3. The dog has yet to be able to get out but she has the patience of a dog saint. Hope everyone is safe where they are! We could have had 5 ft.… Read full post »

FEBRUARY 7, 2013 11:07AM

Cardboard Hell


I hate board games. I’d rather be bathing in chicken fat. Friends bait me. They say they want to come for a nice quiet visit and within 45 minutes the cardboard is laid out, the plastic colored pawns have been personally chosen and I've filled a glass with one hell… Read full post »

FEBRUARY 5, 2013 11:52AM

Leave Those Nips Alone.


“I’m 63 years old Dee. I think I need to consider some body alterations?” 

“Too late. They’ve already been altered.” 

“These! (Cupping what she could of her breasts in her hands) I want to change these!” 

“To what? Elbows?… Read full post »

FEBRUARY 4, 2013 7:45AM

Parallel To None -----yet again

I tend to be drawn toward weirdness.  Yes, I know welcome to OS.  That aside, I have a strong proclivity for shows on TV that question my logic. Again, yes I know welcome to Dee’s world. 


Take Ghost Hunters for example. Two Rotor-Rooter fellows leaving… Read full post »

SEPTEMBER 3, 2012 11:46AM

They Weep at Night


 Jeremy grew up in the Brooklyn. Raised by a single mother, Jeremy was one of 5 children. Jeremy’s Momma worked as a stock clerk at Bilman’s and, in the evenings, at a local convalescent home as a cleaning lady. Being the eldest, it was Jeremy’s responsibility to… Read full post »

AUGUST 30, 2012 1:46PM

Deep Pockets and the Kama Sutra

Did you know that gnats have a total life span of about four months, and a female can produce as many as 300 eggs, in small batches, in fermenting or decaying organic matter? Me neither but I wanted to share.

Dating. Remember that? I was thinking back to those days… Read full post »

AUGUST 21, 2012 3:11PM

Uni-Boobs & Plaid Shorts

 A few years ago one of my friends lost her husband. I was nominated, by her, to get her back on her feet again. Not an easy task. I had to work with a 5”2” 50 year old that had National Geographic centerfold breasts and a personality like a 4” hair… Read full post »

AUGUST 20, 2012 10:21AM

Who's Calling Please?


 I’m not on the Do Not Call List. I don’t want to be on the Do Not Call List. I like being called. In fact I’d prefer there was a Do Not Allow Family call list. Telemarketers, no friggen’ way am I blocking those calls. Bring those babies home to… Read full post »

AUGUST 9, 2012 11:30AM

60 With No Bucket List



I was never bothered by birthdays. In fact, I’d always admired their courage for being able to creep up on me. Boo!!! I’m your birthday.


Thirty was fine, forty even better and fifty was extraordinary…hold the reins baby this mare is breaking down the stable dRead full post »

APRIL 2, 2012 2:29PM

The Other Side of Death

The days are moving along like floaters racing past by my corneas. My senses have succumbed to the scent of death; her final preparations. 


‘Where’s my brass pagoda with the little bell and ringer?”Read full post »

JULY 5, 2011 2:42PM

Holding onto Scanner's Shirttail



Last week my dear friend Scanner announced that he was on his second week without a cigarette. 


I love to smoke. I mean….. I reallyyyyyyy love to smoke. I never lit a cigarette up that I didn’t enjoy. When the price of cigarettes, here, went up to $8 a… Read full post »