The following are real answers (untouched) from WickiAnswers in response to the question, "How can you tell if someone is gay?"
- Ask him or her. Apart from that, there is no sure way to find out someone's sexuality. Some gay people do 'act gay,' but so do some straight people have effeminate behavior. and many gay people don't 'act gay,' just as most straight people don't, they tent to touch other guys and act natural around them.
- I think you can tell if people are gay. If a lesbian girl walks up to a straight girl and gets close and feels on her you can tell or if a boy winks at another boy and waves they're gay, but only if the guy that winked is a complete stranger because family members, like the cousin, can wink at each other and you can't completely tell if he or she is gay!
- You can't be sure and only the individual knows if he or she is gay. If a person decides to tell you they are gay, then you will know for sure. Otherwise, it's none of your business.
- Well, some guys act a little gay. For a women they are sometimes butch. But you can't tell most people are gay by these things, just some. Others are right next to you on the bus and others in the doctor's office or even the doctor. Don't be afraid. They are just like you and me, they just love someone just like them which, come to think of it, straights do that, too.
- Some gays/girls flaunt it and some don't, so it would be very hard at times to tell if a person is gay. It's also not fair to the other person to ask if they are gay so you pretty much have to wait until they volunteer that information. Gays come from all walks of life and can be muscular, rough and tough looking, while some gay men can be very effeminate. Women that are gay can be considered beautiful, feminine, but still can be gay, and some women will act like a guy (often referred to as a Butch).
- If you are in a relationship and are wondering, then the person may be gay or bisexual. Then if this is a concern to you ask, but be warned, if the person isn't gay or bisexual, this remark could end your relationship.
- I know how this one guy is gay because he tries to talk like a girl all the time, he gets a little too close to other guys, he hates girls, he wears rainbow colors, and he puts mascara on his eyelashes.
- Well, you might recognize a lesbian by her behavior, clothing, and/or grooming. If a woman looks a lot like a man---man's hair style, mannish clothing---or if she walks and talks like a man or seems romantically attracted to other women, she may well be a lesbian. If she displays none of these signs, she may still be a lesbian, but there is no way to know unless she tells you. You don't always know, sometimes they hide it or they don't act like the stereo type gay. Some gay guys act feminine, for example talking in a high pitched voice or wearing feminine clothing. Some guys can also seem gay, but they aren't. It can be confusing at times. The best way to know for sure is wait until they tell you.
- OK so I guess the best way to answer this question would be to go on about it from my own experience. I am a 20 year old girl who likes girls. That makes me a lesbian. Do everyone who passes me by on the street know I'm a lesbian? Hmmm, I don't know. Actually for me it's the other way around. They don't believe me when I say I'm gay. They say "But you're wearing makeup, and you're dressed girly???"...and I say "...So???". You see people often assume these kind of things. That's where stereotype comes in...If a guy enjoys dressing nice, taking his time to get ready, and just loves being high maintenance does that automatically make him gay? If a girl has short hair, likes sports, and wears baggy clothes (not because she's a lesbian but because its comfy) DOES that make her a lesbian? That is the mistake that people make when it comes to this question. Gay people, AND straight people are all very different. Some gay guys act more fem, some don't. Same goes for gay girls. Sexual orientation doesn't have much to do with the way we look. There is no such a thing as GAYDAR really. Let me ask you this question then... How can you tell if someone is straight? Hmm? Well I hope this is an ok answer. I just want to remind everyone, don't judge based on looks because looks CAN be deceiving. Good luck.
- Unless they're wearing a badge or tattoo saying "I'm gay" the best and most polite way to tell is to ask them. Sneaking around the subject or inquiring of friends is not respectful.
- You could try asking them questions, but if you barely know them, that would be really awkward. Try asking someone with you if they can figure it out.
- The only universal "sign" of a gay person is primary or exclusive sexual attraction to other people of the same sex. In some cultures, gay men adopt "effeminate" behaviours because that is what is expected of them. In other cultures, they are indistinguishable from straight people.
- well you like the same sex as you and have wet dreams about the same sex


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My mind, she boggles. My eyes, they burn. My itchy trigger finger of death to stupid people, she itches.
Verbal- One of my favorite quotes, "Well, I don't know, darling -- he's never sucked my cock." Tallulah Bankhead when asked if a famous actor was gay.
If you are in a relationship and are wondering, then the person may be gay or bisexual. Then if this is a concern to you ask, but be warned, if the person isn't gay or bisexual, this remark could end your relationship. Or start a three-way...
I know how this one guy is gay because he tries to talk like a girl all the time, he gets a little too close to other guys, he hates girls, he wears rainbow colors, and he puts mascara on his eyelashes. Well, duh, he's a raging mo fer sher.
Act normal. They can smell fear.
http://www.theage.com.au/articles/2003/10/20/1066631352728.html
but in truth, i never get tired of the insights from the mass of 12 year olds we call the internet. it's art i tell you, because it definitely ain't useful advice.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Ll-lia-FEIY
"Well, you might recognize a lesbian by her behavior, clothing, and/or grooming. If a woman looks a lot like a man---man's hair style, mannish clothing---or if she walks and talks like a man or seems romantically attracted to other women, she may well be a lesbian."
Or a lonely farmer's wife really wanting to talk to a woman for a change.
My friend flushed red, and lowered her eyes saying, "It's a GAY signal.......look...shhhhhh."
I turned and looked, laughed, thought for a moment, and said, "You know, I don't have any gay friends who would ever let themselves be laughing stocks like this."
Needless to say, the heterosexual paper trailer was terribly embarrassed. I bought him a beer....he winked at me......in a tough guy sort of way......
Good to have these tips Tijo just in case... just sayin''''
nana- one of my favorite relies when someone asks me if I'm a gay is' "Why are you looking for a date?" I think the laminated card is much better than your old method of shouting, "Hey any turd burglers in the room?!!!" you should let me know how it goes.
bstrangely- Yeah I just left that little 'french boy' who is promoting the homosexual tye of sex over at his blog (editors pick) and some of those twelve year olds were there. I'll try to remember to come back and post a link in the comments section.
Owl- When I first moved back(to IL from Miami) I thought wow they all look so dykie. But they're just farmwives.
Walkaway- keep em handy -you never know we might sit next to you on the bus.
Gary- that was a gay signal. In gay talk that means "I never want to have sex in this town again." ;) wait I mean that in a tough guy kind of way. *(
that was the funniest answer I have sen all week!!
My side almost split.....now that could ruin my sex life.....but,.........aside from the whining, I'm a pretty tough guy (when I am not throwing kleenex at bad guys.
Gary- be careful you never know who might be sitting next to you if you have to go to the ER.
but this all reminds me of when i used to work at a landscape/nursery outfit that had several gay men working there. one of 'em, a super nice guy who was taller, bigger, and manlier looking than me, would always be standing there at the coffee maker when i showed up each morning. he was quite a kidder, so without fail, as i got my coffee he'd ask me, "So, Jeff, are you gay yet?" i usually came back with, "No Randy, not yet, but maybe tomorrow." if i'd had this list we could have consulted it on a daily basis and had a better sense of how things stood between us.
btw did anything stand between you? (haha boner joke now I feel like a twelve year old)
LMFAO
Monte
This came after a two week period when people I knew for months had said, "You're gay. Really?" It was a little disturbing.
Theo- I just happened upon this and was amazed by their innocent ignorance. You're right though, maybe there should be a part two.
Suzie-I don't have enough to go on. Answer the following questions.
1) I never/sometimes/frequently wear sandals and socks. Pick one.
2) Georgia O'keefe paintings make me tingle in my special place.
3) When I see a penis I think, "That reminds me I need to go to the hardware store and get some GrubX."
4) When having sex I like it to be with a penis/a vagina. Pick one. If you are unable to answer this question go to section 3a. How to tell if someone is a bisexual.
I don't wear rough clothing, if I want to luffa (spelling), I'll do it myself.
I love to cook and sometimes even get it to taste good. I used to wear a lot of flouncy bright colors. I told her it was a left-over from golfing in the 80's. She didn't buy it. Now I'm mostly in black and browns, as I try to go through life in stealth mode.
I have a lot of gay friends ages 20 to 74 male and female. I tend to get along with them in the same way I do straight people (some I do, some I don't). Which at least qualifies me as bi-sexual.
I don't think men are dirty and then sleep with them anyway like that Fox chick.
However, I do have a problem with the male form in general (this includes my own). I don't even understand how straight women can like it. All angular with no wondrous curves. Granted I've been fooled by some drag queens, but hey they're trying to look like women. And who hasn't been fooled, it doesn't make me gay. I'll be gay if I want... oh, doorbell...
Crap, I was hoping it was a wandering troop of gays trying to convert me, that'd be a compliment. Alas, just another Jehovah's Witness...
Gotta run, gonna try and catch those people, I gotta know what they witnessed...
I can't believe these were serious answers. Scary!
seems to be self-evident,
BO is thee poppy planter,
and Afghan's oil thug, huh.
opiates. money. bull dung
gold. brass wind instrument
OY, Barack Obama ensemble
I never knew Illinois was ill
You have demented lawyers
'Um bathe and blow dry hens
`hamsters. A car mechanics?
`um have cool toy-box chest?
`psychos diagnose a patient?
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He may be wired real wrong.
I wear a pink bow tie to weed.
Then I go to a French kiss place.
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It is wiser to order an Italian bagel
IF Ya no speak Yiddish Ya spiel jumbo
Ya wear Ya mom's white skirt to a bar
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You scream:`All you boondocks hicks!
Follow thee rabbi to the funeral parlor.
La La gaily & be glad she plays bagpipe.
This is now the melancholy eulogy day.
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Visit moo-milk parlor. Beg a babe bottle'
Who is a flute player at a cow orchestra?
How can Ya tell anything @ O.S. concert?
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moo
0 gush
humid
wacky
Whoa! oil-thieves!
Tigo. IF in a bank?
Take the pitchfork!
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they arrest IF`S `YA
change pants in a bar
there are informants
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They visit me to chat
I say:` I am stupider
more so than I looks
nanatehay is balsam?
A hard balsam fir tree.
A bat mitzvah. A teaser.
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balsam vinegar is on the salad
Enjoy a goo goo lactose sativa
Caesar salad is legal relaxation
In a Salon beauty shop. Ask for a baloney and swiss cheese on rye sandwich. IF You buy a toaster at a local yard sale, make sure no gay and merry-jolly fellow, has done baked a banana and marshmallow graham cracker in the pop-ups toaster oven. The toaster will be so dang broken.
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I am not a mechanic with a grass oil lawn spill that needs cleaned up by oil thief halibut, tuna, sunfish, catfish, or fast running creek creeps
bad toad
sore toes
crappies
um fishy
scab scale
sold sales
sold souls
shush ups
okay hush
Tigo. Remember IF Ya in a bank
No Roll up thee cannabis sativa
I have nightmares about catfish
' bottom feeders with a whiskey
Jay- go back and look at praise for the architecture of a twenty year old a Thursdirty Haiku and tell me you don't see hot curves.
http://open.salon.com/blog/tijo/2009/04/23/thursdirty_haiku_praise_for_the_architecture_of_twenty_olds
Arthur- Not only is it (IL) sometimes ill but it also frequently annoys.
Also I didn't think cow orchestra's had flutes although the earth is warming from so many cow toots
Julie- don't be scared just because we might sit next to you on the bus...
Aim- See gays are educational,
Lest we think the crazy ideas above come only from uneducated rabble let's remember that kellogs and graham crackers were founded on the belief that masturbation was caused by spicy foods and that cooling the system with bland foods would keep teenage boys from playing hey diddle diddle with their own little fiddle. And that's a real fact not some silly shit i made up to amuse you like the earlobe thing above.
(The Tallalulah Bankhead comment was in reference to Tab Hunter, her very gay but very closeted co-star in "The Milk Train Doesn't Stop Here Anymore." I heard him tell that story at the Tennessee Williams Festival a few years ago.)
Really, though, if you can't tell if someone's gay, and you don't know them well enough to ask them, how is it your business?
Thanks for these.
wickiwaki, indeed. Great post.
Noah- yes it wasn't all bad. And I don't think there was anyone with bad intentions but sometimes you think, "And these are the ones that are on our side."
Charity- Maybe if you worked your way up to it or were subtle. Something like, "Boy is my boss riding my ass lately! Speaking of having your ass ridden..." just a thought.
I heard it's okay to suck cock as long as it is done in the sancity of the church....
Wait, what?
:)
Tink- if you are a man with an atomic powered dildo collection you might be a little bi curious at the very least.
In Turkey the tables are turned - public male-male physical (though not sexual) contact is so common and acceptable (where male-female contact can still be scandalous) that once when I was trying to figure out if a new friend was coming onto me or not, another friend said "no, I don't think so...if he were gay and into you, he wouldn't be walking arm-in-arm with you so comfortably." Here it makes perfect sense, like the straight boy wondering how (or whether) to touch the girl he's into fir the first time.
So this femme dyke is sitting in a lesbian bar one day when a big butch number comes in, hoists herself up onto the barstool next to her and orders a beer. She takes a swig of her beer, then gives the femme a big smile and says, 'So, little lady, what's your name?" The femme smiles back and says "I'm Mary!" "Mary?!" says the butch in scorn, "That's a BOY'S name!"