In case anyone wondered forex ads creep me out a little. Doesn't forex sound kind of condomy?

you're funny! mine is way better...oh wait. thats still the real me...

forex definitely sounds condomy. Or porny.

And you're right - there's no resemblance. I had the same problem with the MadMen thing.

Spotted: Yeah they did a much better job for you! Maybe a little off in the mouth and the eyes are a little screwy but...oh that is the real you. Um..have a nice day?

Owl: No you definitely have that hot fifties/sixties vibe that says, "I'm an owl dammit and I'll sew a patch to my wing if I want to right after this scotch and soda.

There is profound pain that I feel....not yours.........or mine.....
What the F#**&K?

Ya' think? Damn - makes me feel sorta proud! And the scotch and soda definitely made the sewing easier. Actually, I had a few.

Gary: Butch up/ take a good stiff G and T/ and stuff that pain deep down inside like a real man in a sharkskin suit and a skinny tie would and while you're at it have a cigarette to hide the pain in your eyes and start an affair.

Owl: That's my girl now give Gary some lessons on whistling through the pain.

LMAO! ha ha ha...

I'll do what I can . . . and BTW - you need to stop by my place and check out the newest addition to the post family.

@Gary - Scotch and soda?

chuckle

Forex sounds like fourecks which is a lost continent in an imaginary world. Fourex is a kind of "lambskin" condom.

I think you're handsome just the way you are, Tijo. That bow tie is perfect and I love your quirky little smile.

Thank you for giving me the smiles this evening.

oh shit, Ti Ti, now i have to go do this and post it. i love you so much. love lov love and gratitude. so look at my avatar once in a while or for my posting it. seriously, how did yours turn out?

May I have the G and T w/o the pain?

I used to have all three (sharkskin suit, skinny tie and cigarette)
I left the affairs in Grad School......

Hey Roy good to see you.

Dicea- I wanted to write a satirical/fictional post about a man who goes to a slow food conference and gets lucky. But as the action starts his intended refuses to use a petrolium based condom. He goes and gets a lambskin jimmie but no way it isn't a locally grown, organic, non genetic hybrid heirloom lamb so not getting in. Anyway I mention this idea to my nephew and the next day he sends me an email entitled How Green is your Condom? What does a poor writer do when his satire becomes a farce?
Damn you Huffpo! http://www.huffingtonpost.com/2009/07/17/how-green-is-your-birth-c_n_232578.html

Gary help yourself to the bar and the cigarettes are on the desk in the chrome case. Good call on the affairs BTW

forex sounds so 70's porn. as for your avatar, somethings just can't be improved upon.

I guess I better go play the game. People keep tossing their gin bottles and cig butts into me.

Theo- maybe you can have a wonderpups accessory

Mr.- I really just wanted to spruce up the plain jane os avatar and what better way than a bowtie?

Without- Perhaps a scarf and something in a plaid life vest?

I like the before, so romantic, the tip of the hat so much more defining to the moment of cheap sex and even cheaper gin.

I like cheaper gin!!

:)

I'm with Tink. You can't improve the original!

Wow there is a difference! I woke up this morning in a gin and tonic sweat feeling the superior force of masculinity coursing through my veins I lit a cigarette and thought alternately of my beautiful wife and my exotic mistress and told myself how wonderful it was to be white and male.

Stel- Now I am a man worthy of a woman of your stature no?

Tinker- "cheaper gin and dirty martinis" I call them Martinkies because like you they are cheap and dirty and easy to find in hotel bars. Damn you make my lust rise you hoosier horndog.

Scanner- I don't know I enjoy watching your own evolution.

isn't the forexskin the thing... never mind

You make me laugh.

Hmmm...you're right, not really "you" at all...

Has anyone ever commented on your lovely blue eyes?

For a mailroom clerk, you look just fine. Now stop oggling my secretaries befroe I fire you. --- Trudge Draper

Rated for making me laugh in under 40 words. Unless you count the pictures. In which case, 2,040 words.

—Melissa