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Timo Cerantola

Timo Cerantola

Timo Cerantola
Birthday
November 27
Title
Hey
Company
No, I prefer to be alone.
Bio
It might look like I'm doing nothing, but at the cellular level I'm really quite busy.

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FEBRUARY 20, 2010 9:59AM

I'd Kill for a Peace Prize!

By Timo Cerantola

What would it take to make Americans give their freedom away?

A full-scale military attack from the combined forces of China and Russia (?)

An interplanetary invasion of aliens with advanced weaponry?

For the record, it takes only one nut-job (with a bomb in his underwear) to

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AUGUST 16, 2009 2:54PM

The Asshole Quiz: Are you one?

By Timo Cerantola

Am I an asshole?

Don’t answer that yet (though I think I know what your response will be).

It’s a question we all should ask ourselves for, at times we are all guilty of a little shameful if… Read full post »

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JULY 30, 2009 8:23PM

It's all over - except for the lying


By Timo Cerantola

When it comes to government and media, I don’t know whom to trust anymore. I certainly don’t trust ours - that’s for sure.

I’ll never understand or underestimate the public’s ability to mindlessly buy into government/media spin. Whether it’s… Read full post »

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MARCH 15, 2009 4:07PM

Obama, growing on me like a colony of E. coli

ByTimoCerantola

 Two months in and the best thing I can say about Barack Obama is that he’s not George Bush. Granted, he may be better than that banal skin sack Bush, but if the outcome is the same, does it really matter?

 Is a knife in your back better than

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JANUARY 25, 2009 9:18PM

Barack Obama's Top 10 Ways to Save Economy...

Barack Obama’s Top 10 ways to save America and the economy…

Or…  hey, everything’s going to be all right, but stock up on few months’ worth of food and ammunition just in case.

by timo cerantola

Number… 10. Buy high, sell low, bomb Pakistan, avoid… Read full post »

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JANUARY 18, 2009 10:20AM

G.I. Jesus -Thank god I am not religious. (Satire)

By Timo Cerantola 

In the dark last days of man, in a world ruled by fear and hate, a ragtag renegade group of Americans led by Jesus Christ himself are fighting back. Get ready for mayhem. Get ready for destruction. Get ready for Armageddon. The final battle between good and evil… Read full post »

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JANUARY 15, 2009 10:14AM

It's so cold, I saw a dog frozen to a fire hydrant!

 

It's so cold, on my way to work I saw a dog frozen to a fire hydrant!  But seriously folks...

 By Timo Cerantola 

Last night as I watched our TV weatherman gleefully describe the frigid cold weather we’ve been having, it occurred to me that some Canadians seem… Read full post »

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DECEMBER 15, 2008 4:16PM

A Fruity Version of Concrete

Whatever happened to myrrh?

By Tim Cerantola

There are some Christmas traditions that confuse me. OK, I get the part about Mary and Joseph and the birth of Jesus. And I’m very okay with the message of love, the sharing and

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NOVEMBER 24, 2008 9:17PM

Hey, fill my pockets with money too!

Brother can you spare another $2.3 Trillion?

By Tim Cerantola

IN the beginning, there were no banks. Then man said, “Let there be the three piece suit.”

And man saw that this was good (especially Armani). Then man said, “Let there be the brief case, the two martini lunch and the… Read full post »

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