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Timo Cerantola
- Location
- Dundas, Canada
- Birthday
- November 27
- Title
- Hey
- Company
- No, I prefer to be alone.
- Bio
- It might look like I'm doing nothing, but at the cellular level I'm really quite busy.
Timo Cerantola's Links
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The Asshole Quiz: Are you one?
By Timo Cerantola
Am I an asshole?
Don’t answer that yet (though I think I know what your response will be).
It’s a question we all should ask ourselves for, at times we are all guilty of a little shameful if… Read full post »
It's all over - except for the lying
By Timo Cerantola
When it comes to government and media, I don’t know whom to trust anymore. I certainly don’t trust ours - that’s for sure.
I’ll never understand or underestimate the public’s ability to mindlessly buy into government/media spin. Whether it’s… Read full post »
Attack of the Zucchini People
By Timo Cerantola
There I was, just minding my own business when, from out of nowhere, this guy jumps me with a bag full of zucchini.
“If you know what’s good for you,” he says in a low gruff voice, “you’ll t
Obama, growing on me like a colony of E. coli
ByTimoCerantola
Two months in and the best thing I can say about Barack Obama is that he’s not George Bush. Granted, he may be better than that banal skin sack Bush, but if the outcome is the same, does it really matter?
Is a knife in your back better than
Barack Obama's Top 10 Ways to Save Economy...
Barack Obama’s Top 10 ways to save America and the economy…
Or… hey, everything’s going to be all right, but stock up on few months’ worth of food and ammunition just in case.
by timo cerantola
Number… 10. Buy high, sell low, bomb Pakistan, avoid… Read full post »
G.I. Jesus -Thank god I am not religious. (Satire)
By Timo Cerantola
In the dark last days of man, in a world ruled by fear and hate, a ragtag renegade group of Americans led by Jesus Christ himself are fighting back. Get ready for mayhem. Get ready for destruction. Get ready for Armageddon. The final battle between good and evil… Read full post »
It's so cold, I saw a dog frozen to a fire hydrant!
It's so cold, on my way to work I saw a dog frozen to a fire hydrant! But seriously folks...
By Timo Cerantola
Last night as I watched our TV weatherman gleefully describe the frigid cold weather we’ve been having, it occurred to me that some Canadians seem… Read full post »
A Fruity Version of Concrete
Whatever happened to myrrh?
By Tim Cerantola
There are some Christmas traditions that confuse me. OK, I get the part about Mary and Joseph and the birth of Jesus. And I’m very okay with the message of love, the sharing and
Hey, fill my pockets with money too!
Brother can you spare another $2.3 Trillion?
By Tim Cerantola
IN the beginning, there were no banks. Then man said, “Let there be the three piece suit.”
And man saw that this was good (especially Armani). Then man said, “Let there be the brief case, the two martini lunch and the… Read full post »
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