Your closet, Indiana, France
July 16
President and CEO of Your Mom
Your closet
Smell my Paws! Does that smell like poo to you? Writer? No way! I'm a guy with a cat who knows my passwords and likes to blog!! What? Oops, I mean, I'm a cat who likes to blog. Smell my paws!!! French prostitutes? Only on Tuesdays!! Lets cuddle!!

Tinkerertink69's Links


Today, I read some comments on another post. They remembered the 'Good ole days' of Open.Salon.

"2010 was the year we were all together, one great big dysfunctional family!" said one blogger, her hand on the whiskey sour she was drinking with a cow from Baltimore.

"Fuck 2010!! 2009 was… Read full post »

I love you,
I hate you,
I need you,
I want you,
I don't know what to do?

I love you,
I hate you,
I can feel my heart breaking,
The tears coming from my eyes,
I want to run away,
Never speak again to you.

I love you,
I hate you,
I can't see myself without you,
Want to hold you in/… Read full post »

Over the last few (seemingly ten thousand) months, I have received tens (if not billions) of thousands email pleas for donations from different politicians and political parties.  

I know it's expensive to run for office, there's the ads, the campaign travels, the bribes, the hookers and well, s… Read full post »

OCTOBER 29, 2014 12:47AM

The last train to Dallas - Fiction


Dallas sat in the cabin he and his brother had built outside of town back in the summer of 1937. Back then, the town wasn't even a dot on the map, now, almost 70 years later, it was a booming city, a "Technology Town".

His brother was long dead, along… Read full post »

I was standing by the Lake of Fire, staring into the flames, enjoying the peace of the crackling.  My general, a small man from some other time and place than me, moved to my side.

"The angels are at the gate M'Lord." 

I nodded at him and reached for… Read full post »

He faced the mirror as he had done a thousand times before, looking at his makeup, the red nose, and he felt a pain in his heart.

"Five minutes to stage!" the man yelled who did such things a thousand times before.

"Jacko, are you alright?" the man said,

Read full post »
OCTOBER 26, 2014 1:45AM

The old man and the Mountain - Fiction

The old man sat in his chair staring out the window into the cold, hard winter that blew around his apartment.

He had worked every mine from here to the Gulf since he was 13.

He had lied about his age at the first mine. The Man didn't care… Read full post »
OCTOBER 24, 2014 2:16AM

Such a great day, I think I will cry.


Today was such an awesome day, let me tell you about it, such a great day, I think I will cry.

Settle down in the chair over there and listen to my awesome day!

1. I was feeling depressed, way down in the dump. I decided to call the suicide… Read full post »

OCTOBER 21, 2014 11:09PM


Hello, I'm crazy,
See you in a different light than everybody else,

I thin you love me,
But you don't,
I think you care,
But you don't, you careless prick.

Everybody says I should give up,
But I can't,
You took my heart,
And broke it up,
And threw them to the wind.

But for some reason,
I can't give… Read full post »

 I wrote a letter to Adooling -

Dear Ms. Dooling - Bill Beck and Kim Gamble are dicks, but I love them. Is there a problem with me? Can you help me? I love you too. Does that make me a fucktard? Nana tells me it does!! I thinking about movingRead full post »

OCTOBER 16, 2014 8:39PM

Today has been a good day!!

I woke up breathing. Good start.

Then, a rhino didn't try to charge me!


I took away his credit card! Haha! Get it? Yeah, neither do I! The chickens flew away! Stupid chickens!!!

  Read full post »

OCTOBER 16, 2014 12:15AM

White people scare me.....

....when they dance!! So do people in general!!!



I'm lost and confused. 

I put in a site problem.issue months ago. Ads no show, someone fucked the pooch apparently.  It ain't about the money, but it's nice to know that someone gives a shit about a site enough to support it.

Still waiting after a Adooling sent me a reply… Read full post »

Untitled-2 It was one of those nights; cold, dreary, and just a tinge of winter on the way. Snow was already capping the higher mountains.

I was reading some older posts, back when there was hope, a sliver of hope, of good times still remaining.

Jake Sugarman was a young, vibrant man… Read full post »

Broken Heart,
Broken Mind,
Am I not worth your time; your life?

I hate you,
But I cannot be without you.

You make me want to die,
But I cannot stop thinking about you,
As I lie in the darkness, I cry.
As I try to figure it all out, I die a little inside each time.… Read full post »


Stardate - 1.2

Not in such of a grumpy mood today; confused as hell though.


How does the human population replicate themselves with such difference between the male unit and the female unit?

It's like two beasts from a different planet trying to copulate through interpretative danceRead full post »

OCTOBER 7, 2014 3:09PM

End of the world and I feel fine?

We stood on the planet, focusing on a point in space, somewhere outside our line of vision, but a place in our mind.

She held my hand, squeezing tight. "Is this the end of the world?" she whispered to me. I shrugged.

"It could be, I'm not sure."

The rich, the… Read full post »

The sky was set ablaze in a single moment; a blink of an eye. There was nothing to say as we sat there in our own stew

We sat on the beach, watching the tide roll in with bloody mess, bloated bodies floating in the tide pools. As if in a… Read full post »

OCTOBER 3, 2014 4:26PM

I get cookies from a monkey

Earlier today, I was taking a snooze on the couch, the sounds of NCIS: Los Angeles drifting into my sleep.

There was a knock at the door, an official member of the U.S. Government stood there holding a large package with PLEASE HANDLE WITH CARE printed in hand with care.

"This… Read full post »

SEPTEMBER 28, 2014 11:41PM


Everytime I do one of these HOW TO BLOG thingies, thousands of Marketing sites jump on it which gets me millions of views.



Sure the hell… Read full post »

SEPTEMBER 27, 2014 6:13PM


Untitled-1 copy

 NOTE: I wrote this many years ago, during my romantic period, when sex, drugs and fishes were my life. I just rediscovered it and wished to share it with my...uh.....what are we? Family? Sounds right! Enjoy!

January 3rd, 1987 ---

I think I may have met the man of my… Read full post »

From the midnight hours, sat the nightmares with steel knights. Their swords drawn to their shields, their gazes down upon the mortal men who dreamed sweetly before the invasion comes.

To arms, to arms, screams the lead of the mares, steel flares across the sky, shining into their eyes the sleepless… Read full post »

SEPTEMBER 21, 2014 11:41AM

Tink goes looking for love - AND FINDS IT!

The other night, I was lonely, so very very lonely. Me and my left hand had gotten into a fight, so I decided to hit the Craigslist, posting an ad from where love comes from, the liver.


Okay not really. Wanna talk first then maybe move onRead full post »
SEPTEMBER 20, 2014 12:47PM

Boobies and frucks!!!

947george takei oh my