- Your closet, Indiana, France
- July 16
- President and CEO of Your Mom
- Your closet
- Smell my Paws! Does that smell like poo to you?
Writer? No way! I'm a guy with a cat who knows my passwords and likes to blog!!
Oops, I mean, I'm a cat who likes to blog.
Smell my paws!!! French prostitutes? Only on Tuesdays!! Lets cuddle!!
MY RECENT POSTS
- What the hell?
March 07, 2015 11:23PM
- I'M IN LOVE - FOR TRUE!!! Yes,
it could be gas!
March 02, 2015 06:45PM
- I might be stoned!
March 01, 2015 01:11PM
- I'm in love.......
February 28, 2015 09:54PM
- Where are we going?
February 27, 2015 12:52AM
MY RECENT COMMENTS
March 08, 2015 10:53PM
- “I hate people
I let the beast
out once, police chased me for
March 08, 2015 10:46PM
- “Exactly!!! I'm glad to
see that they released you
March 08, 2015 10:44PM
- “I like Oreos. Milk is
good too. What was the point?
and wanders off
March 08, 2015 08:33PM
- “Woman, thank you very
March 08, 2015 08:29PM
Ever thought; WHAT THE HELL IS GOING ON IN THIS LIFE?
Yeah, me neither!!!
~wanders off into the thorn bushes~
I've mentioned a few times that I'm in love (yes, yes, I was beyond the legal limits of being drunk and/or stoned!) and today I shall introduce her to my family(you guys!! Yes, yes, you're all like my family!! Dysfunctional as it might be!!!! ADooling is like that weird aunt who… Read full post »
I might be stoned!
I'm still waiting to hear from tech support about the ads!! 42 more dollars, I can cash out again!
I know, what the hell!!!
Adooling came in, frucked the pooch, and went to Yahoo! Travel to write about Spain in the spring, a true country of love!… Read full post »
I'm in love and read to marry before February 14th, 2017!! I know, EEK!!
But I'll wait....
Probably masturbate about Israel girls in braids till then!! EEK!!!
Where are we going? Where have we been?
Why is life so hard?
Why can't we just give, sit down at the side of the road, and give up?
The bullets fly, and I do not care.
Where are we?
Life becomes a butterfly, flying through the air, into the grey
I… Read full post »
"I cannot lie; I DO!!! Boiled in olive oil babies are delicious!!!"
Would a picture lie to you? NO WAY!
Both Democrats and Republicans can agree, BOILED BABIES ARE THE BEST!!!!
"IN OLIVE OIL!! MMMMM MMMMM!! We need to bring back Foodie Tuesdays!!!!"
Good night and have a… Read full post »
Go Google it!
How's everybody doing?
I'm doing awesome!!
I keep waking up breathing. I know, awesome right!?
I wrote this piece earlier over at my Bubble Blog and thought, frack, I'd share it here -
How are you?
I'm doing okay!! I might be heterosexual! I know, awesome right? Anyways.....
Here lately, I've been getting tons of emails from women in the land of "Russia". I'm not sure why, maybe I'm just getting popular over there.
This new love doesn't say she's from Russia but apparently, she loves balloons!!!
VERA'S BALLOONS -
Greetings Finally I was able to write… Read full post »
Tonight's post was inspired by a walk through my field, which right now is a mud bog but well, when I want to walk and think, it's still a nice field. It has been through a lot with me; where I met my true love - Officer Tom. Enjoy!
My Dearest… Read full post »
I been sitting here in a dark room, watching movies such as Casino and My Mother the Car, and as I sat here, I have figured out some things about my life -
- In a previous life, I did some horrible things, like, killed a whole bunch of cute … Read full post »
I'm sitting here watching the Sy-Fy network Z Nation. I tried watching Fox News but well, Z has nicer zombies.
This episode the characters go to the hometown of the one character(Warren) where a tornado filled with zombies is hitting the house.
Warren throws everyone down in the basement, locks… Read full post »
Yesterday, I wrote a post called something like MY RECTUM HURTS, DO YOU THINK IT MIGHT BE INFECTED - THE LIFE AND DEATH OF A BLOGGING SITE! Or How I learned to love Corporations as doggies - dressed up in style! (Get it? Neither do I!)
Many moons ago, in a different life, I began "writing" for a site called Open.Salon - it was a fun site, it had an Ed I Tor and a dynamic cover that smelled like apples and chlorine.
Of course, things change, people run away, die, disappear at random as if abducted… Read full post »
I'll admit it, human beings scare ne, they could kill themselves with a plastic spoon they found at some seafood place.
How you hairless apes figured out how to reproduce so fast is amazing. You must have had a great time figuring out that putting your left toe into a maple… Read full post »
I just wanted to thank everyone for your hugs and condolences and good thoughts for me and my family during this time.
I still call Open home because of the People here. Some have left but I caught them on Facebook. When times are rough, the People, even if they are… Read full post »
Mom passed away at 3 P.M. today.
I did tell the organ donation people that they can use her corneas to help two people see again.
Man apologized for my experience in Clarksville hospital with Pam. There, the lady called herself a grief counselor then started talking about… Read full post »
I tired. Good news - Mom was more responsive today. Big turnaround from even Sunday which was bad.
Today, Pop went and seen her, and she knew we were there. Waved at her, and she waved back.
Bad news - I just very tired; mentally I don't even feel like… Read full post »
Happy post! Happy post! Time to get your crayons and some paper and Bill Cosby will do something after you drink the Jesus Juice spiked with Sleepy Time Stuff!!!
(Sung to the tune of Picture Pages! Picture Pages!)
Open Call! Open Call! It has been awhile since we had a… Read full post »
....but I guess I will. :(
When I die, there will be 80,000 cats escorting my platinum coffin to the great pyramid built just outside of Butte, Montana.
My 73 wives will be at the hair salon trying to look perfect to see their dearly departed husband off to the Great Beyond where he will be reunited… Read full post »
Today, after killing off a few future generations of mine, I hit the TV and hit guide.
There on MTV was CATFISH: THE TV SHOW! I like catfish. Deep fried. With okra. Nummy nummy!!!
But I was disappointed. No catfish. Nev and Max apparently go around, helping people discover that their… Read full post »
The big announcement is - I HEARD FROM TECH SUPPORT FROM OPEN!
Nah, just kidding!!!
That'd be a miracle of Jesus has come back from Cleveland size.
Them bastards haven't even sent me a "We looking into the issues!" (Psst - there's no tech support. They were sold off to… Read full post »