Tinkerertink69

Tinkerertink69
Location
Your closet, Indiana, France
Birthday
July 16
Title
President and CEO of Your Mom
Company
Your closet
Bio
Smell my Paws! Does that smell like poo to you? Writer? No way! I'm a guy with a cat who knows my passwords and likes to blog!! What? Oops, I mean, I'm a cat who likes to blog. Smell my paws!!! French prostitutes? Only on Tuesdays!! Lets cuddle!!

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FEBRUARY 27, 2015 12:52AM

Where are we going?

Where are we going? Where have we been?

Why is life so hard?
Why can't we just give, sit down at the side of the road, and give up?
The bullets fly, and I do not care.

Where are we?

Going?

Life becomes a butterfly, flying through the air, into the grey sky.
I… Read full post »

John_Boehner

"I cannot lie; I DO!!! Boiled in olive oil babies are delicious!!!"

Would a picture lie to you? NO WAY!

Both Democrats and Republicans can agree, BOILED BABIES ARE THE BEST!!!!

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"IN OLIVE OIL!! MMMMM MMMMM!! We need to bring back Foodie Tuesdays!!!!"

Good night and have a… Read full post »

Seriously.

He does.

Go Google it!

Anyways.....

How's everybody doing?

I'm doing awesome!!

I keep waking up breathing. I know, awesome right!?

I wrote this piece earlier over at my Bubble Blog and thought, frack, I'd share it here -

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Depression sucks

I've been dealing withRead full post »

FEBRUARY 20, 2015 10:41PM

Hi! Part two!

Hi!

How are you?

I'm doing okay!! I might be heterosexual! I know, awesome right? Anyways.....

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Here lately, I've been getting tons of emails from women in the land of "Russia".  I'm not sure why, maybe I'm just getting popular over there.

This new love doesn't say she's from Russia but apparently, she loves balloons!!!

VERA'S BALLOONS -

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Greetings Finally I was able to writeRead full post »
FEBRUARY 9, 2015 1:22AM

A love letter to my dearest -

Tonight's post was inspired by a walk through my field, which right now is a mud bog but well, when I want to walk and think, it's still a nice field. It has been through a lot with me; where I met my true love - Officer Tom. Enjoy!

My Dearest… Read full post »

I been sitting here in a dark room, watching movies such as Casino and My Mother the Car, and as I sat here, I have figured out some things about my life -

 

  1. In a previous life, I did some horrible things, like, killed a whole bunch of cute
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I'm sitting here watching the Sy-Fy network Z Nation.  I tried watching Fox News but well, Z has nicer zombies.

This episode the characters go to the hometown of the one character(Warren) where a tornado filled with zombies is hitting the house.

Warren throws everyone down in the basement, locks… Read full post »

 

Yesterday, I wrote a post called something like MY RECTUM HURTS, DO YOU THINK IT MIGHT BE INFECTED - THE LIFE AND DEATH OF A BLOGGING SITE! Or How I learned to love Corporations as doggies - dressed up in style! (Get it? Neither do I!)

Click here to read it if… Read full post »

Many moons ago, in a different life, I began "writing" for a site called Open.Salon - it was a fun site, it had an Ed I Tor and a dynamic cover that smelled like apples and chlorine.

Of course,  things change, people run away, die, disappear at random as if abducted… Read full post »

FEBRUARY 1, 2015 12:26AM

I hate the human race part two!

I'll admit it, human beings scare ne, they could kill themselves with a plastic spoon they found at some seafood place.

How you hairless apes figured out how to reproduce so fast is amazing.  You must have had a great time figuring out that putting your left toe into a maple… Read full post »

JANUARY 29, 2015 11:52PM

Thanks everyone!

I just wanted to thank everyone for your hugs and condolences and good thoughts for me and my family during this time.

I still call Open home because of the People here.  Some have left but I caught them on Facebook.  When times are rough, the People, even if they are… Read full post »

JANUARY 28, 2015 11:24PM

Mom decided to wander off to see Wifey

Mom passed away at 3 P.M. today.

Stupid death.

:(

I did tell the organ donation people that they can use her corneas to help two people see again.

Man apologized for my experience in Clarksville hospital with Pam. There, the lady called herself a grief counselor then started talking about… Read full post »

JANUARY 27, 2015 12:23AM

I tired - going night night!

I tired. Good news - Mom was more responsive today. Big turnaround from even Sunday which was bad.  

Today, Pop went and seen her, and she knew we were there. Waved at her, and she waved back.

Bad news - I just very tired; mentally I don't even feel like… Read full post »

JANUARY 26, 2015 12:59AM

A Letter to the World - I haz a dream!

JANUARY 22, 2015 7:38PM

Open call - First time you had sex?

Happy post! Happy post! Time to get your crayons and some paper and Bill Cosby will do something after you drink the Jesus Juice spiked with Sleepy Time Stuff!!!

(Sung to the tune of Picture Pages! Picture Pages!)

Open Call! Open Call! It has been awhile since we had a… Read full post »

....but I guess I will. :(

 

~hug~

 

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When I die, there will be 80,000 cats escorting my platinum coffin to the great pyramid built just outside of Butte, Montana.

My 73 wives will be at the hair salon trying to look perfect to see their dearly departed husband off to the Great Beyond where he will be reunited… Read full post »

JANUARY 12, 2015 7:07PM

Oh Tom Cruise, I love you, but...

Today, after killing off a few future generations of mine, I hit the TV and hit guide. 

There on MTV was CATFISH: THE TV SHOW! I like catfish.  Deep fried. With okra. Nummy nummy!!!

But I was disappointed. No catfish. Nev and Max apparently go around, helping people discover that their… Read full post »

JANUARY 10, 2015 12:16AM

BIG ANNOUNCEMENT!!!!!

The big announcement is - I HEARD FROM TECH SUPPORT FROM OPEN!

"Really!?"

Nah, just kidding!!!

That'd be a miracle of Jesus has come back from Cleveland size.

Them bastards haven't even sent me a "We looking into the issues!" (Psst - there's no tech support. They were sold off to… Read full post »

JANUARY 9, 2015 12:28AM

Hi!

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HI! LO!

Getz it? Neither do I!

Bear was suppose to write this post but well, he on vacation with Tink so I write. I write guud!

My name is Griz Lee.

Hi!

How are you?

I am fine! I'm use to writing on blog sites where you… Read full post »

JANUARY 5, 2015 7:49PM

A Childhood Friend writes me!! YAY!!

Today, I was feeling sad.

"All my childhood friends are either dead or in prison or both!" I said to my imaginary friend Pinko the Clown from Fort Wayne.

"You should open your email! It always cheer you up!" he said, honking his nose.

And he was right!

There in big… Read full post »

Lately, I've been feeling down, like I was missing something in my life.

Sex?

Maybe.

Monkeys with lasers on their head?

Possibly.

A new email love story to share with my 10 of 2 readers of my world famous blog?

Most definitely!

I opened my junk folder (which you all know… Read full post »

JANUARY 1, 2015 3:09AM

Hoppy 2015!! WOO!!!

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It is the year 2015, all human life has been destroyed and replaced by huge heads with half naked women in their brains.  

Tink is still trying to open up the huge heads.

HALF NAKED WOMEN!!!

Happy New Year my friends!!!

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DECEMBER 30, 2014 11:31PM

Happy New Year Monkey Fucker

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Here's to a better 2015!! Some of us get free beer! The rest, well, you get frucked!!

To those of you who hate the title, FREE BEER!!!!

HAPPY NEW YEAR!!!  Read full post »