Tinkerertink69

Tinkerertink69
Location
Your closet, Indiana, France
Birthday
July 16
Title
President and CEO of Your Mom
Company
Your closet
Bio
Smell my Paws! Does that smell like poo to you? Writer? No way! I'm a guy with a cat who knows my passwords and likes to blog!! What? Oops, I mean, I'm a cat who likes to blog. Smell my paws!!! French prostitutes? Only on Tuesdays!! Lets cuddle!!

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Merry Christmas

Merry Christmas and a Happy New Year!!! Aunty is out of prison for the first time in 2 years and well, that's about it.

Here's to the same cover in 2015!!!!!

Woo!!

 

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It was announced today, BREAKING NEWS, that Sony has decided to pull "The Interview" as Hackers from Mars or North Dakota hacked The Sony Website (Trademark used with permission by their moms) stating, "You mocked Great Leader of Beloved Country (Detroit!) and will suffer horriRead full post »

DECEMBER 16, 2014 11:08PM

I HACKED THE PRESIDENT - HERE YA GO SONY!

Apparently, according to the media giants,  Sony or Chan's House of Fashion, got hacked and emails were leaked.

The emails were racist crap from people I haven't heard of, but that doesn't say much as I could care less what Hollywood.New York.Paris*(Texas) etc. etc. movie executive are doing whi… Read full post »

Over the last few weeks, I've been thinking about running back to Detroit, where the magic begun, and meet up with some old friends and burn down Cleveland but then, I check my email and bam, it's like Springtime in Paris only it's Winter in Butt, Montana.

Today's email came from… Read full post »

Note: Been a bad couple weeks, pop doing better, my mom, after starting to do better after couple days out of hospital, this morning, had a stroke.  I missed the official Anniversary date of my blogging greatness but...anyways.......

DECEMBER 10, 2008 4:30AM

The very first blog from a cat named… Read full post »

DECEMBER 12, 2014 12:45PM

Rich man, poor man, the system is a whore!

Rich man, poor man, all in the same boat, heading towards an iceberg, eyes wide shut. We are born dying, walking down a broken road.

Rich man, poor man, doesn't matter, we all end up in the same place, worm food, it just matters what we… Read full post »

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December 11th, 2014 -

I'm losing my mind if I had one in the first place. Slowly but slowly, insanity is at my shoulder, its icy grip clawing there, trying to find its way to my brain.

It may have already found a way, earlier, I blew… Read full post »

I've been drinking kerosene!

I wrote bitchy letter to the head of Monkey Enterprises!

I don't expect a response and this will be my last anything about this. If they don't care, why should I! Another 30 bucks, I'll make 200 bucks at another site. Made 100 bucks with Open and… Read full post »

DECEMBER 10, 2014 1:59AM

Open's new logo!! Yes, I am bored!

This week been a long week -

1. Pop still in bad place

2. Brought mom to hospital, she having issues.

3. Sent a nude photo of myself to sexy lady who sent me nude photo. She told me, YOUR PEE PEE IS CUTE!! Not a manly boost.  

4. I… Read full post »

As I posted on Ben Sen post- 

 

Can't make money without ads!! Adsense doesn't even track hits! I asked the people who fix stuff and they no answer!!

We no get pennies without ads!! Someone fucked up!! They deleted something, and no one knows how to fix! Adsense.com doesn't even… Read full post »

Oh lawd! I got another email lady date!  This time, the subject was :

Don't rape my mind... JUST F**K ME!‏

I've done some mind fucks, so I'm ready coach, send me in.  

This email was from Nora Maus.

Here's her picture -

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Yay for selfies!!!

I went with… Read full post »

I checked my email today as I usually do with great joy in my heart and loins. 

I always check my JUNK folder which translates to SO MUCH JOY, YOU'LL PEE BLOOD!!! 

There, from Amy_frasher@amy-frasher.us, was an email titled, 

You have a PRIVATE message from Amy Frasher

I didn't know an… Read full post »

DECEMBER 1, 2014 9:52PM

New Theme Song for Open!

It has been awhile but Open needs a new theme song, something catchy.

I know nobody is at the rudder of Open but well....

 

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NOVEMBER 30, 2014 1:19PM

Hi!

Hi!

 

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NOVEMBER 26, 2014 11:34PM

Happy Fruck a Turkey in the Butt Day!!

 

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HAPPY THANKSGIVING!!! Or Thursday to the rest of the world!!!

 

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NOVEMBER 25, 2014 10:39PM

If ya got to burn something down..........

Last night, I knew after the Grand Jury decision was read, there'd be looting, arson, etc. etc. 

I also knew it wouldn't be "March down the street to Rich Folks' Land and burn down a $100,000 a diamond jewelry store!" 

That'd be nuts! National Guard would have to be called in.… Read full post »

NOVEMBER 25, 2014 3:29AM

We would become heroes - Fiction

Fifth of December, before the world ended, not with a roar, but a soft whimper, a moan in the winter...


A young man in a dirty coat standing on the corner of the street begging for a meal, a few pennies for some beef bits, fat found in a dumpster.… Read full post »

NOVEMBER 23, 2014 1:27PM

I am a bully!!! Open is frucked.

 

I hiss at the mailman, I am a bully, and apparently, it's against the law!!

I growl at the cashier at Walmart, I am a bully, banned for life from Ladies' lingerie, why? Cause I wanted to try on the pantyhose!!

I am a bully.

I hiss, I growl, I… Read full post »

NOVEMBER 23, 2014 12:32AM

Pussy Kitty Does Round

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12:38 AM here where I am, sitting wondering about life, where to go from here.

I open up Photoshop and begin doodling; utilizing some odds and end brushes, dipping the virtual brushes into the paint, to get my brain into order before crashing into bed for a deep sleep.

Life… Read full post »

Repost from today's exciting post @ Bubblews

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Last night, as I walked through the cold, I talked to God.

"Hello God, it's me, Tinkerer, I think I need to talk."

Usually God doesn't appear for our talks but last night he did.

"Hello Tink, how are you? " he said,… Read full post »

NOVEMBER 19, 2014 3:52PM

A Christmas Story - The Stick.

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Christmas time, a holiday where we show how much we care about each other by giving each other fruit cake.

I think that's how the holidays work.

My grandmother would always give me a stick as a Christmas gift.

"It's better than some gaming system! You can do so many… Read full post »

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I was walking down the road, staring into the starry sky, wishing upon a few, just to be safe.

 

"I want to be rich!" and a meteor hit me in the head.

 

"What the heck? I said rich!" 

 

The stars giggled.

 

Stupid stars.

 

I kept… Read full post »

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