- Your closet, Indiana, France
- July 16
- President and CEO of Your Mom
- Your closet
- Smell my Paws! Does that smell like poo to you?
Writer? No way! I'm a guy with a cat who knows my passwords and likes to blog!!
Oops, I mean, I'm a cat who likes to blog.
Smell my paws!!! French prostitutes? Only on Tuesdays!! Lets cuddle!!
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Today, I read some comments on another post. They remembered the 'Good ole days' of Open.Salon.
"2010 was the year we were all together, one great big dysfunctional family!" said one blogger, her hand on the whiskey sour she was drinking with a cow from Baltimore.
"Fuck 2010!! 2009 was… Read full post »
Over the last few (seemingly ten thousand) months, I have received tens (if not billions) of thousands email pleas for donations from different politicians and political parties.
I know it's expensive to run for office, there's the ads, the campaign travels, the bribes, the hookers and well, s… Read full post »
Hello, I'm crazy,
See you in a different light than everybody else,
I thin you love me,
But you don't,
I think you care,
But you don't, you careless prick.
Everybody says I should give up,
But I can't,
You took my heart,
And broke it up,
And threw them to the wind.
But for some reason,
I can't give… Read full post »
I wrote a letter to Adooling -
Dear Ms. Dooling - Bill Beck and Kim Gamble are dicks, but I love them. Is there a problem with me? Can you help me? I love you too. Does that make me a fucktard? Nana tells me it does!! I thinking about moving… Read full post »
I woke up breathing. Good start.
Then, a rhino didn't try to charge me!
I took away his credit card! Haha! Get it? Yeah, neither do I! The chickens flew away! Stupid chickens!!!
....when they dance!! So do people in general!!!
I'm lost and confused.
I put in a site problem.issue months ago. Ads no show, someone fucked the pooch apparently. It ain't about the money, but it's nice to know that someone gives a shit about a site enough to support it.
Still waiting after a Adooling sent me a reply… Read full post »
It was one of those nights; cold, dreary, and just a tinge of winter on the way. Snow was already capping the higher mountains.
I was reading some older posts, back when there was hope, a sliver of hope, of good times still remaining.
Jake Sugarman was a young, vibrant man… Read full post »
Stardate - 1.2
Not in such of a grumpy mood today; confused as hell though.
How does the human population replicate themselves with such difference between the male unit and the female unit?
It's like two beasts from a different planet trying to copulate through interpretative dance… Read full post »
Earlier today, I was taking a snooze on the couch, the sounds of NCIS: Los Angeles drifting into my sleep.
There was a knock at the door, an official member of the U.S. Government stood there holding a large package with PLEASE HANDLE WITH CARE printed in hand with care.
"This… Read full post »
Everytime I do one of these HOW TO BLOG thingies, thousands of Marketing sites jump on it which gets me millions of views.
And nothing says, HI MOM, I GOT MILLIONS OF VIEWS like HOW TO BUILD YOUR BLOG AUDIENCE.
So how do you BUILD YOUR BLOG AUDIENCE?
Sure the hell… Read full post »
NOTE: I wrote this many years ago, during my romantic period, when sex, drugs and fishes were my life. I just rediscovered it and wished to share it with my...uh.....what are we? Family? Sounds right! Enjoy!
The other night, I was lonely, so very very lonely. Me and my left hand had gotten into a fight, so I decided to hit the Craigslist, posting an ad from where love comes from, the liver.
THE AD -Okay not really. Wanna talk first then maybe move on… Read full post »