Tinkerertink69
- Location
- New Albany, Indiana, USA
- Birthday
- July 16
- Title
- Guess? ;) okay, IT worker! God, you take all the fun out of this!
- Company
- House of Ill-Repute or casino...whichever floats your boat!
- Bio
- I am the lurker inside your closet, waiting for you to go to sleep, so I can sneak out and steal one of your socks from the drawer, drink your milk from the carton and then leave it out to spoil on the counter. I am the one who makes faces at you from behind your back, you know I'm there, you just can't catch me!! ~grin~ No seriously, I'm just a guy with no life. You're welcome to read about it. And laugh.
MY RECENT COMMENTS
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piece.
"Careful,
don’t step on the
kids"
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3:49AM - “Cool pics!!
Got
to love the bufs!!!
A
few years ago, wifey and I
went a traveling…”
3:46AM - “Trig, I couldn't finish
my tear jerker of a piece, so
instead
I wrote a holiday
f…”
3:41AM - “Robin, ahhh thanks.
:)”
3:38AM - “Luis, nah, my past was
actually better than I
portray(if I
told my real
past, peo…”
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Tinkerertink69's Links
Happy F*cking Holidays --- Santa lost his job this year!
Happy fucking holidays my dear lovely readers.
Doesn't it seem like that the holidays come rushing at us earlier and earlier every year?
I mean, when I was a kid, Thanksgiving was the official start of the holidays, a time to go out, steal some presents from the neighbors' houses(well,… Read full post »
How I met the love of my life --- A TRUE LOVE STORY
It was a dark and stormy life, too dark to see, and the lightening made it too bright sometimes. I stumbled forward, running as soon as I could from reality; into the world of make believe.
I wandered into a bar in Cyber city which we’ll call Hole in the Wall… Read full post »
ERROR 0 --- A letter to the Tech Team of Open
Hello everyone! How are you doing? Good! Good.
Tink was going to write about how he went to a rap concert of his buddy and how he was scared cause there were white people, thousands of them, hopping up and down and these people where, BIG!! So they could have destroyed… Read full post »
Fiction Friday --- IN LOVE
For the folks who dig my serious side, I don't show it enough which is probably good!!
You came up to me and said, “I am in love with you!” And I think I made you mad, when I said to you, “I am in love with my boss!”
…I'M LEAVING AND I AIN'T NEVER COMIN' BACK!!
Today, November 19th, 2009, with tears in my eyes and a lump in my throat, I must announce my departure from Open.Salon.
The last few days, there has been too much sex, drugs, monkey balls, and alien abductions and I wasn't involved in any of it.
I take a leave… Read full post »
Lets paint the town and then burn it down! It's complicated
Man oh man, what an exciting week, sex, drugs, booze, propositioned by a 17 year old girl from the window of her friend's car as they drove by.
"I want to ride on your disco stick!" she screamed at me this last Friday as I walked down the road to wifey's work. … Read full post »
Lesbian Lunch Presents MOVIE NIGHT!!!!
Ahhhh what to do on a Friday evening when the night comes and the only people in the building are some drug crazed super models?
That's right!
Lesbian Lunch makes some movies!
High quality stuff too!!!
I even brought in the Open.Salon players, the ones who weren't off snorting cocaine off… Read full post »
Happy thoughts or things that make me go...PFFFT
Hello and good morning my dear readers, all 227 of ya dedicated fools of the Tink rant(that's not bad, I started out with 3 readers way back in December 10th of 2008!! Wooo!!!), you make me feel like a superstar or something.
Especially those folks from the former Soviet block of… Read full post »
Fiction Friday ---- A Writer's World --- Repost
This is my entry for Fiction Friday. I wasn't going to post anything but I felt I might as well do a repost(the original can be found here) from one of my earlier posts(February 2nd, 2009 seems so far away now!! Teeheehee!! :) ) just so folks wouldn't forget me.
~boohoohoo~… Read full post »
The Day in the Life of a Typical Casino
Hello, my fine friends and dear readers. How are you? I'm fine! Thanks for asking.
The last few days have been filled with excitement, anger and lots of sex. I'd like to acknowledge some people in their helping of one of very own on here.
Thanks Dr. Amy for listening to… Read full post »
Who farted in the rec room?
You have to love the world of Cyberspace whatever. I've been a resident pretty much fulltime since 1990 when I first got my college computer account and travelled the streets of CyberCity as The Shadow back then through the news groups of Usenet and telnetting into servers to play in the… Read full post »
Sex education for the World -- Coach Explains it all
I decided I would post a little early for me, because after my try at suicide, I'm a little tired and am thinking of hitting the sheets early tonight.
Tonight, I thought I would let coach explain it all as coach is good at explaining --- sex education.
PART ONE -----… Read full post »
A Live Blog ---- I'm going to kill myself
Yes my dearest friends and reader, Tink has gone suicidal. Life has pushed him over the edge and here he is, sitting at the computer, ready to live blog his end.
Gather about as he begins his trip down death's road. First off, I'm eating red meat, the bad kind, the… Read full post »
Online Dating for the married folks --- no dating involved
Too beautiful of day to be in a computer room typing out a poorly written articles to folks across the world, but hey, if I don't, where else would I go?
To the supermarket of adult stores?
Can't, damn restraining orders.
What's wrong with trying on the crotchless pantyhose in the… Read full post »
Today is Appreciate some Music for the Hell of It Day!!
Small town, big something --- Tales from Po'ville
Yes sir, let me tell you about my hometown, Po'ville, Georgia. We were so small, that our high school had to play itself in the Big Po'ville City Championship.
We lost. 52 to nothing.
We weren't the best in the sports but we were the worse in scholastic duties.
We… Read full post »
Shame of the Father --- Chapter two
Hello, greetings and salutations!
Tonight's work of Tink is sponsored by Diet Pepsi and peole like you. Give yourself a round of applause.
If you missed the 1st chapter from my wonderous book written in 2005 and having at least 3 people who purchased it from Lulu.com(one of those folks was… Read full post »
Thoughts and other stuff + Chapter 1 of my awful book
Hello! How are you? I am fine, thanks for asking.
I know, I haven't been writing as much as I use to and some of you rely on me for your daily, "EEK!" requirement, and you're not getting it.
I'm sorry, I apologize, but work this week has been busy, enough… Read full post »
Why I shouldn't be Editor --- Plus Travel Page North Dakota
I see where everybody wants to be Ed I Tor the Replacement. Not me brothers and sisters.
There's too much tension, you make one mistake and wham, everyone is calling you a whore or a slut or a finger pucker.
No wait, that's my current job.
God, you users… Read full post »
A life in the times of Tink --- A Photo Album
It is a swell, great, just peachy kind of life, I have to admit, freely and openly without a gun to my head except the one that is held by my company.
"Be happy or else!"
So I am happy.
This weekend, wifey and I decided to paint the town blue,… Read full post »
I'm happy......
Damn, it's a great day to have a day off, early hours grey, shitty, raining and then a nice temp of 7o degrees but still rainy and grey except for some peek of sunshine which teases me outside where it begins to rain again, you dirty cocksucker of a deity!
Prostitution and how it relates to the world economy
Tonight I was talking to a good friend on here(HI FIREEYES!!). She mentioned the word shame like I should know what it means and I asked her, "What does it mean?" and she said, "I don't know! Somebody said I had some once."
I wanted to know what it meant… Read full post »
An almost true to life love story --- Tink's college romance
I know what you're thinking, "Tink, is your medication out?" and of course, the answer is,
"Yes, the medication is out!" I am running on pure Tink thoughts right now. Scary, I know.
Anyways, I was cruising around reading some of my old writings and I discovered tonight's post, something… Read full post »
Party at Tink's house!! Big American Party!!!!!
If it’s not love I am finding, its money, lots and lots of it, and not even having to do anything, just ignoring the good doctor, and woo, I am now rich beyond my dreams, as long as his punk ass secretary will acknowledge the good doctor and send it to… Read full post »
Chihuahua!!!!

Chihuahua!!!!!!!!!!!!
Last week, I was suppose to go to the doctor and technically I went, she just wasn't there. She was on vacation and didn't tell me. Does this mean I get to charge her a $25 no call, no show fee like she can charge me if I don't… Read full post »
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Martha Stewart Takes a Pork Shank to the Kidneys
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Vintage Recipe Cards: Frankfurters In Crust
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My Worst Thanksgiving Ever
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A Few Changes This Thanksgiving...
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Writers Need Love Too
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Patriots at Saints -- Must see Monday Night Football
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Why Go On?
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"That's it. I can feel life leaving. He's cooler already."
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