- Your closet, Indiana, France
- July 16
- President and CEO of Your Mom
- Your closet
- Smell my Paws! Does that smell like poo to you?
Writer? No way! I'm a guy with a cat who knows my passwords and likes to blog!!
Oops, I mean, I'm a cat who likes to blog.
Smell my paws!!! French prostitutes? Only on Tuesdays!! Lets cuddle!!
MY RECENT POSTS
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January 27, 2015 12:23AM
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January 26, 2015 12:59AM
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January 22, 2015 07:38PM
- I don't want to chose my mom's
January 21, 2015 02:44AM
- Where have you gone Walt the
Crazy Trash Bin Man?
January 17, 2015 01:30PM
MY RECENT COMMENTS
- “Oh my yes!! ;) FREE BEER
TODAY!! Hurry up!! :D”
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lovin' evil!! EEK!!
No sleep for the
wicked!! I very
- “~hisses at human rights
January 27, 2015 12:03AM
- “Hazzy Birfday!!!”
January 26, 2015 07:43PM
- “jmac, I is!!
sky, I is!!
Algis, I could!!
shhhh!!! I lie…”
January 26, 2015 07:31PM
I tired. Good news - Mom was more responsive today. Big turnaround from even Sunday which was bad.
Today, Pop went and seen her, and she knew we were there. Waved at her, and she waved back.
Bad news - I just very tired; mentally I don't even feel like… Read full post »
Happy post! Happy post! Time to get your crayons and some paper and Bill Cosby will do something after you drink the Jesus Juice spiked with Sleepy Time Stuff!!!
(Sung to the tune of Picture Pages! Picture Pages!)
Open Call! Open Call! It has been awhile since we had a… Read full post »
....but I guess I will. :(
When I die, there will be 80,000 cats escorting my platinum coffin to the great pyramid built just outside of Butte, Montana.
My 73 wives will be at the hair salon trying to look perfect to see their dearly departed husband off to the Great Beyond where he will be reunited… Read full post »
Today, after killing off a few future generations of mine, I hit the TV and hit guide.
There on MTV was CATFISH: THE TV SHOW! I like catfish. Deep fried. With okra. Nummy nummy!!!
But I was disappointed. No catfish. Nev and Max apparently go around, helping people discover that their… Read full post »
The big announcement is - I HEARD FROM TECH SUPPORT FROM OPEN!
Nah, just kidding!!!
That'd be a miracle of Jesus has come back from Cleveland size.
Them bastards haven't even sent me a "We looking into the issues!" (Psst - there's no tech support. They were sold off to… Read full post »
Getz it? Neither do I!
Bear was suppose to write this post but well, he on vacation with Tink so I write. I write guud!
My name is Griz Lee.
How are you?
I am fine! I'm use to writing on blog sites where you… Read full post »
Today, I was feeling sad.
"All my childhood friends are either dead or in prison or both!" I said to my imaginary friend Pinko the Clown from Fort Wayne.
"You should open your email! It always cheer you up!" he said, honking his nose.
And he was right!
There in big… Read full post »
Lately, I've been feeling down, like I was missing something in my life.
Monkeys with lasers on their head?
A new email love story to share with my 10 of 2 readers of my world famous blog?
I opened my junk folder (which you all know… Read full post »
It is the year 2015, all human life has been destroyed and replaced by huge heads with half naked women in their brains.
Tink is still trying to open up the huge heads.
HALF NAKED WOMEN!!!
Happy New Year my friends!!!
Here's to a better 2015!! Some of us get free beer! The rest, well, you get frucked!!
To those of you who hate the title, FREE BEER!!!!
HAPPY NEW YEAR!!! Read full post »
Today, I was sitting here in my 10,000 room mansion, thinking about stuff. What is this life all about? Where am I in reference to time and space? (Psst, the answer to that one is Cleveland!!) and the big question of life, what is the best ice cream flavor when you… Read full post »
2015 is looming close.
So close, you can smell the bacon.
Wait, different joke punchline.
Tonight, I've decided to make my BOLD predictions for the new year.
2014 I made some and 100 percent came true! Go Google it!! See? War in the Middle East? Hell yea!
2015… Read full post »
Future so bright I have to wear shades!! Giggle!
Stardate 1.2 or maybe Tuesday - Space Station Delta Urth - I maybe find future baby's mama!
Dear future kids,
I may have found your mama. She's trapped in Nigeria under the horrible Chief Boo Boo Butt, she very sad. You… Read full post »
Harley, the dog behind such movies as Runaway Tacos, The Man in the Leather Vest and Wha? here at Lesbian Lunch Production, made a video.
"I want to make a music video, show off my talents, and I do my own stunts!! Tell them that!!"
He does his… Read full post »
Merry Christmas and a Happy New Year!!! Aunty is out of prison for the first time in 2 years and well, that's about it.
Here's to the same cover in 2015!!!!!
It was announced today, BREAKING NEWS, that Sony has decided to pull "The Interview" as Hackers from Mars or North Dakota hacked The Sony Website (Trademark used with permission by their moms) stating, "You mocked Great Leader of Beloved Country (Detroit!) and will suffer horri… Read full post »
Apparently, according to the media giants, Sony or Chan's House of Fashion, got hacked and emails were leaked.
The emails were racist crap from people I haven't heard of, but that doesn't say much as I could care less what Hollywood.New York.Paris*(Texas) etc. etc. movie executive are doing whi… Read full post »
Over the last few weeks, I've been thinking about running back to Detroit, where the magic begun, and meet up with some old friends and burn down Cleveland but then, I check my email and bam, it's like Springtime in Paris only it's Winter in Butt, Montana.
Today's email came from… Read full post »
Note: Been a bad couple weeks, pop doing better, my mom, after starting to do better after couple days out of hospital, this morning, had a stroke. I missed the official Anniversary date of my blogging greatness but...anyways.......
DECEMBER 10, 2008 4:30AM
The very first blog from a cat named… Read full post »
I've been drinking kerosene!
I wrote bitchy letter to the head of Monkey Enterprises!
I don't expect a response and this will be my last anything about this. If they don't care, why should I! Another 30 bucks, I'll make 200 bucks at another site. Made 100 bucks with Open and… Read full post »
This week been a long week -
1. Pop still in bad place
2. Brought mom to hospital, she having issues.
3. Sent a nude photo of myself to sexy lady who sent me nude photo. She told me, YOUR PEE PEE IS CUTE!! Not a manly boost.
4. I… Read full post »