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SEPTEMBER 18, 2014 2:41PM

Arm the penguins - Should we?

Today, I sat here, on my rump, watching the news and I heard that our government, The United States of Arming, wants to arm the penguins, to defeat some sort of evil, I'm guessing monkeys with lasers.

I'm not sure this is a good idea.

Yes they could defeat the monkeys… Read full post »

SEPTEMBER 14, 2014 12:19AM

The Technical Team Still hard at work


....I'm just guessing....still no words.......

The Technical Team is probably hitting Yahoo! Answers.  I hope they find a solution soon.  Especially for that rash some of them got! EWW!

Good night and have a better tomorrow.  Read full post »


Jimmy is a dead man; he was born that way.
He started walking before he could crawl, but didn't everyone?

I wasn't born, or at least that I could remember. My family is insane, born that way, I guess. My grandparents were supposedly nuts, but, “In that good way, the kind… Read full post »

25618-640x658Hi! Tink is on vacation AGAIN and asked if I would step into the role or roll or monkey sex.  

I'm here in New York City at an unnamed Media Something (Giant? Sure, why not! Tink also CEO of major media empire too!!! Just don't tell him it's an Etch-a-Sketch!!… Read full post »

SEPTEMBER 5, 2014 8:46PM


The other day, I sent the tech support and the wizard of Salon, ADooling, an email(sent one in July as well again, I'd be dead if I was holding my breath)

I heard nothing so well, I decided there was nothing left to do but draw pictures of your mom naked.… Read full post »

SEPTEMBER 5, 2014 8:20AM


A few moments ago, Old New Lefty and I were discussing THE RULES according to a still drunken cat and an old new lefty just home from the tropics.

Soon, the heads of Facebook interrupted us.

"We will pay you big bucks for these RULES!" they said, smiling at us.

"How… Read full post »

SEPTEMBER 4, 2014 10:10PM

Madness in Religion

We stood at the edge of madness, looking over the edge into the fires of hell!
We were dogs, according to the Bible.
I was Satan, a bringer of sins, to the masses, according to the world as read by The Bible.

What is a word, to the masses, as I stood at… Read full post »

SEPTEMBER 4, 2014 9:36PM


Why is it so hard to answer my question, why no ads?

You could tell me, we have decided to drop it for the consideration of something different. We'll tell you later.

But instead, I, the stupid fucking blogger, get nothing. Not even a reply that you have recieved my answer.… Read full post »

SEPTEMBER 3, 2014 4:37PM



Into the glory we are bound, step by step, over rugged ground, to acquire that which keeps us going.

Life is what you make of it, or so the wise men say.

To the wind we send our wishes,

To the water, we send our dreams,

To the earth,… Read full post »

SEPTEMBER 1, 2014 12:00PM

DOWN IN THE WOODS - A Quick Write Fiction

Down in the woods, the world began to fall. We sat there, watching the bees flying between the flowers, the grasshoppers crawled, they did not hop, among the grass, looking for love in all the wrong places.

I didn't know which way was up as I laid on my back, staring… Read full post »

Light became the sun and we all joined in for a dance around the moon, secrets renewed and tales told by ancient souls, we could see the future, as the past enveloped us in present tense.

We sat there, among the stars, looking into the universe, finding ourselves, trying to pretend… Read full post »

AUGUST 29, 2014 9:08PM



How's everyone doing?

Each other?


I know it has been awhile since I've written anything on here.

I sorry.

It'll happen again!

Earlier today, I went walking after partaking in the game of every time a politician tells a lie on TV, you have to take a shot… Read full post »

I was sadden that day when my toes ran off with my liver.
Come back toes! Come back to me.
Right now, my foot has a hole in it, from a blister,
A huge blister,
One I would call Mount Blistathon, if I could make up a word,
Which I can, so I shall.

Oh… Read full post »

Dear Governor Rick Perry,

I will not believe those Commie Liberals with their liberal cod sucking lies!! I know you would never misuse your powers.

You're like me, only use your powers for the good of society!!!

Them liberal freaks just don't know what's good for them!!

I made you a… Read full post »

AUGUST 12, 2014 4:56PM

Depression: Wearing Masks

Reposted from Bubbles - Depression Wearing Masks.

I've been reading some stuff about Robin Williams and his apparent suicide.

"He was so funny! How could he be so depressed?"

People wear masks to hide the pain that is depression. I know, I am one of them.

I will freely admit I've come… Read full post »

Every so often in my travels here on Open, I run into ads from SA that show up between the post and the comments.

I believe SA is an attempt by someone to make ad revenues without splitting too many ways with folks and that person put an ad within a… Read full post »

The king was dead, long live the king. Old men stood to the right of me and old women to the left of me.

The fires of Hell seem to be cool at that very moment. I settled into the throne, souls all around me cheered.

"Hail Satan, leader of us… Read full post »

Over the last few weeks, going into months, I have learned a few things, many of them remembered for this post!

1. When a woman tells you to go f*ck yourself, don't take it as a challenge to see if you can(especially if she is still in the room. Yes, it… Read full post »

AUGUST 7, 2014 8:58PM


North Dakota

Celebrate North Dakota!!! YAY!!! Graphic - MINE!! 


Date: August 01, 2014

What's on the TV: Local News/ Weather. Going to be hot up north. 90s.

What's happening? Not much.

What did I have for dinner: Baked chicken. Shaked in hot and spicy shake and bake, cause that's how I… Read full post »

JULY 29, 2014 8:48PM

Israeli is right!!!

Nuke them kids!! :D

July 29th, 2014

What's on TV - Robots.

Listening to - Winner takes all by ABBA

Dearest blog,

How are you? I am fine.

I wanted to run away from Open as it seems to be on auto pilot. Someone said, IF YOU HAVE ISSUE, EMAIL ME! And I emailed them… Read full post »

JULY 27, 2014 1:58PM

Life as we know it - Chapter One


 Series is here....not making anything here at Open and Adooling doesn't give a shit!! HI! (Have reported Adsense issue and no response!!)

We were dancing in the hall,
We were standing against the wall,
Our lives about to end it all...

America had died, there was no one left to protec… Read full post »

JULY 24, 2014 5:09PM

State of Open.Salon -

Apparently, there's still a spammer on Open sweeping through the comment sections -

Dona Hulin has posted one post in their history called hey.   March 28th, 2012 is a long time to sit on an account. 

She probably hungry! 

Of course, there's no way to report such posts or person(s… Read full post »

July 22nd, 2014 - Butte, Montana USA

What's on TV - Hardball - Joan Walsh Roving Editor for something called Salon is guest on Russia.  Remember when Joan use to be onMSNBC a lot? Me neither!

I had toast.  With butter. 

I made some eggs, slightly runny but they were… Read full post »