The year was 1989.

Kerry Lauerman, Previous Ed I Tor of Open.Salon and now Super God to the Salon , would not have his own TV show until many years later.

The current Ed I Tor, ala Emily Holleman (yeah, like that's her real name!), wasn't even hatched from the Cybercorporation's… Read full post »

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And the photo read, "To Louise, thanks for everything, you love forever, A. Hitler, 7/12/1983" 

 

Grandmother woke up, around 1983, she said with a smile, “I think I a… Read full post »

Tink Note: The last few posts I've done have been some political posts and had lots of good comments, some from the Right Side of Duluth, and some  from the Left Side of Spokane, Washington. 

Discussion is good, but seriously, I believe this country is so divided, war could… Read full post »

The call went out --- TINK, THE PEOPLE ARE WAITING, WHAT DO YOU SAY? (Tink Notes: Since Open's new window has never worked with links, right click and open in new window/tab/whatever u like and you can stay where the answers will be told and read the questions!!! WOOO!!! I know, this… Read full post »

Tomorrow, according to news organizations and such, Indiana will pass its Right-to-Work bill.

Our governor, 'My Man Mitch', says this will pave the way for job creations.

I might feel more apt to believe that if there weren't so much "Black Ops" donations.

When Corporations donate to causes, most the… Read full post »

I'm not sure why but the AdSense ads for me right now are telling me I should subscribe to Golf Weekly magazine which, if I do, I will also receive a free game of golf.

Sadly, I only play golf on the computer where I kick the bejesus out of the… Read full post »

How come it is okay for the gubermint and the politicks to steal money from us and call it taxes but when I do it, they call it a crime and throw my ass in jail?

 

Seriously, go over to your neighbor’s and knock on the door around a certain day,… Read full post »

The other day, okay, it was today, I was deeply depressed. 

I had woken up from an awesome dream.  In it, my grandmother who has been dead since 1981 bought me a Nintendo for Christmas. 

And I set up and was playing against Jesus for the title of 'Most… Read full post »

America, U.S.of Fucking A, you  should be ashamed.

According to a top ten list of spammers as put out by a Spam Busting company, United States of America doesn't even top out in Top Fifty.

The only spammer/Online Marketing Campaigner in the list that is U.S. bred, born and raised is… Read full post »

  

 

You just got home, hard night inseminating bulls. 

You barely get through the door, pigeons have broken into your apartment and stole your last wine cooler.

 

You haven't even had a chance to get out of your pantyhose (nothing says professional bull insemi… Read full post »

HOW I CLIMBED A MOUNTAIN AND CAME BACK DOWN A FAIRY PRINCESS

   

In the summer of 1987, I dedicated my life to a beautiful woman I shall call Steve but her real name was Amy Porter Winestein.

She was my everything and then some, I went up a mountain with… Read full post »

HOW TO BE SUCCESSFUL ACCORDING TO SOME POLITICIAN RUNNING FOR THE REPUBLICAN CHOICE TO RUN FOR PRESIDENT IN 2012 

1. Get a job

2. Graduate high school

3. Get married, if you're a man. Wait till you're married to have children, if you're a woman.

These three, paraphrased a bit, wer… Read full post »

Note from the author, a deviant soul who seems to like cherry tomatoes:

Many years ago, when I was a student, I had a teacher, a Mr. Hayes, though no one knew if his real first name was Rutherford, but his driver's license said Randall.

Mr. Hayes, when a student was being… Read full post »

The wife and I decided to stop in the old Vid-E-Store.  

We wandered the stacks and shelves, and as I passed by the new releases, I noticed a Straight-to-DVD.

The Scorpion King 3.

I didn't rent it but on the front cover, there was the man, the legend, an actor's actor,… Read full post »

Hello and welcome to another issue of Tinky's Love Train, starring your favorite MD in training and Master of the Wee Wee on a cold dark Saturday night,

Dr. Andrew Scwazzensize

  "I'm not a real doctor but I've played one with my sister!"

Today, I received the following lov… Read full post »

 

An introduction

By

Dr. Andrew Poltz 

We shall begin this road trip stylish: new tie, dress shirt pressed, and enough cocaine to blow a hundred minds into the ultimate fuck EVER known to human kind.

WAKE UP! IT'S TIME TO GO TO SLEEP!

No dream, no reality, just a tuna… Read full post »

North Dakota has a night life?

Who knew!

I received the following from one of my long time readers and good friend to the House of Tink and Underwear Store, Trig Da Thunder(and his other butt cheek, he calls Lightning! See? Thunder and .... yeah, I thought it was an awesome… Read full post »

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As everyone knows, I'm the Pip when it comes to international love stories. 

I get them in my email box, all fluttery with the 'Tell me more about you!' and when I do, they usually just skip over my tales to add their own depressing 'My dad is dead!' Blah blah,… Read full post »

Hi!

Today is Sunday which means, Good News!

• Queen Jobe sent me pictures.  Email too, but it was pretty depressing, her mama and papa were killed by angry rabid headless squirrels because her daddy has so much money in the bank, it made everyone look like they were poor, so they
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Tink note: I originally posted this in 2009, I believe, but with today's changing standards about sex(is it really okay to dress your 4 year old daughter up as a tiara slut? Apparently so!) and unicorns and stuff, I thought, REPOST.REWIND.REMIX was in order.

 

Enjoy.

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Open.Salon, I love you, more than you'll ever know. 

Without Open, I wouldn't have half the imaginary friends I have nor would I know that out there, in some land far far away, possibly New York, Kerry is in the restroom at Salon Media, using his hair dryer for hours,… Read full post »

 

 Guess what today is?

"Dance nude down a stair case and let a drunk Tink paint it?"

No way! Really?

"Maybe!"

Damn, I thought today was Friday which means, scream out bad things in the general direction of a crowd and whoever gets upset, it must be true.

"How does… Read full post »

Ah, I love you Facebook, the Internetathingy in general, with its apps like schoolFeed, ClassFace and other such wonders of modern technology.

So and so wants to be your friend, you two went to school together, remember?

To be serious, I don't, but okay, if you say so.

So and so… Read full post »

 

Once again I am sitting outside, darkness broken only by the full moon in the sky. 

I am once again with my thoughts, 3:30 in the morning, good time to be with my thoughts, except when the chair I was sitting on decided to break, sending my ass to… Read full post »

NOTE: They say the eyes are the windows to the soul, these are photos I've taken throughout the years, views from my eyes, some included are right outside my windows in my house, some, I had to travel, enjoy!

Also, after the last few blog posts I've made, this one doesn't… Read full post »