- Your closet, Indiana, France
- July 16
- President and CEO of Your Mom
- Your closet
- Smell my Paws! Does that smell like poo to you?
Writer? No way! I'm a guy with a cat who knows my passwords and likes to blog!!
Oops, I mean, I'm a cat who likes to blog.
Smell my paws!!! French prostitutes? Only on Tuesdays!! Lets cuddle!!
MY RECENT POSTS
- DAMN YOU TWISTERS --- LEAVE
OKLAHOMA AND OTHERS ALONE!!
May 21, 2013 02:56AM
- RANDOM CYBERPUNK STORY 89,787
- JACKING OFF TODAY - 1987
May 20, 2013 07:14AM
- DON'T GET YOUR TESTICLES STUCK
IN THE MEAT GRINDER
May 19, 2013 08:52AM
- IN THE YEAR 2889 : A movie
review by Bear - What the
May 17, 2013 04:19AM
- POTENTIAL TERRORIST CONNECTION
ISSUE #3 = PRESIDENTS LIE?
May 15, 2013 01:16PM
MY RECENT COMMENTS
- “..And Fancy Feast for
all of us cats!!! YAY!!
- “fireeyes, ~huge
- “Lots o Buddhas!!
- “I care about Hillary's
wardrobe!! I don't want to end
showing up where she's
- “Hi Chef!! :D”
Prayers and good thoughts going out to those affected by the tornados in Oklahoma and other areas.
When you think your life is rough, tough, whatever, something like this happens and you are shown, that every breath you take, every moment that you are alive, is precious.… Read full post »
Note: According to Google Ads after viewing this, I could become a terrorist hunter, get a Master Degree in Anti-Terrorism!
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Learn wha… Read full post »
Bear likes to sit his butt down on a nice soft pillow and watch movies! What kind of movies?
Internet is filled with FREE MOVIES, FREE TV SHOWS, and butt sex!!!
Many moons ago, in a tiny village in North Dakota, I was introduced to FREE HINDI MOVIES ONLINE!!! by a woman named dlfksfklfgjklsdfg flkgldfsgkdfgdf!
She said to me, "Would you like some wine to go with your candied figs?"
I nodded and she filled up my cup and then… Read full post »
Is it really already Monday, May 13th, 2013?
Why is it time for frucking classes already? SWEET!
First up, it's WHAT THE FUCK IS WRONG WITH YOU?
You know what the fuck is wrong with you, you have known for years.
You're like me, mental, unstable, both… Read full post »
None of us on this site will ever make it into Heaven, even those who "Believe" will be sent back with the instructions, "DO NOT BLOG ABOUT ANAL BLEACHING AND MAYBE, JUST MAYBE, WE'LL LET YOU IN TO SEE THE WONDERFUL WIZARD OF OZ!!!"
Course, even if I swear off… Read full post »
Oh Kerry, where are you now? Jacob Sugarman, I think you and the new Mod are just figments of my imagination, like that St. Elsewhere, only not as cool.
So there I was, reading some very old posts from the Archives of Open.Salon, trying to beat my meat to… Read full post »
The following post was originally posted at Our Salon.
BEAR PONDERS - How r unicorns made?
I know, most of my posts are about me, me, and more about me!
Well, today, I decided to post my favorite bloggers and why!!!!
Open has seen some awesome bloggers, most of them have left to become rock stars but a few stick around in case the economy turns around… Read full post »
(To those who viewed and commented on my earlier post from the day, I sorry, I decided to delete it and take my anger at Open into a new direction --- a repost from Word Press of one of my shitty poems!!!)
Who is Alice? MY FRIEND I SMOKE POT WITH!!… Read full post »
Fiddle Faddle Dimple Dump,
Hex a drug, fuck a duck!
Headlines ripped from corpses' butts,
Lifeless eyes seeing out into hateful content,
Who are you?
I am me!
Fiddle, faddle, fickle dink,
Hemp a dress, finger fuck a monk!
"Are you crazy?'
Findle dump a dork, semper fi, Due or Dye!
Jam… Read full post »
I farted in the White House today.
Guess who got blamed?
NOT THE DOG EITHER!
Also, I may have piddled on the President's leg but he seemed to really like it, kept screaming something about drones and playing with me. Least I think he said playing, I… Read full post »
When you live in a town that is mostly a high way and a liquor store twenty miles down said high way, you discover your thrill factor goes up with the mere mention of a trip into town.
This week, I got to stop in at a funeral vistation for a… Read full post »
After a long day of coverage of the 'capture of the suspect in the Boston Marathon Bombing', there was finally a capture.
Cheers erupted from the crowds.
And for some reason, I sat there, shaking my head and wondering what the hell just happened.
When did this 'all day we must… Read full post »
The other night, I received an email in my account, ARE YOU LONELY? TRY MATCH.COM!
Was I lonely?
I felt pretty good. Maybelle across the street wanted to know if I would come over and help her plant some flowers.
And we all know what… Read full post »
When you live in a town with no horses and a guy named Bubba is your closest neighbor(2.8 miles), going to the Walmart store is about as good as it gets when it comes to living life.
First off, as most of you know, Walmart is like the circus, freak show,… Read full post »
I sit here, a changed man, not better, not worst, just changed.
I see through the same eyes but I see differently, not sure why, I just do.
The mind keeps wandering, wanting to yell out loud, “I am alive you fool, use me!” but the words don’t come out right,… Read full post »
Very few people outside my circle of 'artistic' friends (READ - FELLOW MENTAL PATIENTS) know about my painting career.
I was featured in a Biography channel documentary called THE LIFE OF THOMAS MORLING (Also little known fact, my real name is Thomas Morling!)
I know, I could watch th… Read full post »
Joan H. known throughout the world as 'Do I know Republicans? DO I? I DO!!!' sent me a wall post over at Facebook!
"Hey Tink!! Here's a job for you!! All you have to do is move to New York City and kill people!! I think! I could be… Read full post »
Today, I was sitting here, thinking about stuff, over at Facebook, where I do my best thinking.
I was thinking, WHERE IS JACOB SUGARMAN? Who knows what the Shadow knows? And other thoughts that creep into my brain at 2:27 in the afternoon.
Apparently, Jake is still alive and well and… Read full post »