I am proud to be an American. I can sit here in my secret hideout, hundreds of miles underneath the earth, and say pretty much anything I want to without the fear of being arrested(cause I have nukes!), unless I decide I want to marry my partner, Fernado, then, well, that's bad.
At least in most states. So me and Fernado just live in sin. Moving on.
I can write mean spirited things about the country's leaders and the biggest thing that will happen, besides the men in mirror shade glasses coming to my house in the middle of the night and kicking me in the gonads, is maybe Foxnews will do a story on me and call me unamerican.
And kick me in the gonads.
I love my country. It has the best groupies, except for Canada and well okay, maybe New Zealand, but third place isn't too bad, in most races and in the Olympics, you will still get a medal for third place.
It is a country of mixed nationalities thrown together into a hot boiling steampot that is, even at the beginning, ready to explode at any minute.
But it does not. Somehow, the pressure is kept in check. By guys in California named Chip and Hank and Fez. God bless you Fez!
I am an American or a Norweigian Freedom Fighter, according to the FBI files. The Freedom of Information Act is your friend, use it, but don't tell them Tink sent you, those mirror shaded agents are mean.
America, land of free, home of the brave, Atlanta even. It might not have the best educational system, but that's okay, we have some kickass college football teams, all the players major in underwater basket weaving or multimedia in a modern society and that's what matters. A big bowl game underneath our belt.
Okay, in the south, they're more about the basketball.
Good night and have a better tomorrow.
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I have principles which I will not compromise by smacking you. She may not.
We just had, not the FBI, but the Mesa Police in our driveway. True story. Phoebe wouldn't stop barking, so now the whole famdamily is awake.
And damn, cops up on the driveway at this time of night, okay, you need to explain that, cause well, I very rarely get the cops out on my driveway!
Out in the street? Up on the porch? Oh my, yes, but the driveway? Never!!
First we have to get a driveway!! ;)
She is also very lucky not to be in big trouble.
The dog stopped barking, and now I can't sleep. I hate that.
I'm glad I don't have teens, they sound like big headaches. My nieces and nephew were fun when they were like 6, but then they grew up into the teens and early 20s, now, they think Uncle Tink is old and no fun. PFFFFT!! :)
Supposedly this will all pay off someday when my kids are very successful and support me in my old age!!! Maybe?...
Gawd, Tink, I'm sorry, didn't mean to hijack your thread. Go to bed, cuz if you don't I'll keep this up, and we'll both be exhausted tomorrow I mean today.
RATED for no nude pics of Tink
If yes, that explains the dark cargo van with the radar dish that has been parked outside my missle silo cum hideout ever since I joined OS.
In that case, Tink, itsa been nice knowing you.
You are one funny so and so, Tink!
Can you hear the drums fernando?
I remember long ago another starry night like this
In the firelight fernando
You were humming to yourself and softly strumming your guitar
I could hear the distant drums
And sounds of bugle calls were coming from afar
They were closer now fernando
Every hour every minute seemed to last eternally
I was so afraid fernando
We were young and full of life and none of us prepared to die
And Im not ashamed to say
The roar of guns and cannons almost made me cry
There was something in the air that night
The stars were bright, fernando
They were shining there for you and me
For liberty, fernando
Though I never thought that we could lose
Theres no regret
If I had to do the same again
I would, my friend, fernando
Now were old and grey fernando
And since many years I havent seen a rifle in your hand
Can you hear the drums fernando?
Do you still recall the frightful night we crossed the rio grande?
I can see it in your eyes
How proud you were to fight for freedom in this land
There was something in the air that night
The stars were bright, fernando
They were shining there for you and me
For liberty, fernando
Though I never thought that we could lose
Theres no regret
If I had to do the same again
I would, my friend, fernando
There was something in the air that night
The stars were bright, fernando
They were shining there for you and me
For liberty, fernando
Though I never thought that we could lose
Theres no regret
If I had to do the same again
I would, my friend, fernando
Yes, if I had to do the same again
I would, my friend, fernando...
Nothing says I love you, you hunka hunka burning latino love, like ABBA.
But never fear, I don't need to be ashamed, for I dare not think about you nude. Country Western music holds nothing to that image :-)
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nana, I'm sorry my friend, I should have told you, I swing 10,000 ways!! WHOOOO!! ;)
Michael, damn right, got to keep the ball rolling!!! :)
littlewillie, yeah, nude pics of Tink would be bad, start wars or something!! :)
Steve, *still tears in my eyes* Yes, its a great country, it puts up with me!! WHOOO!! And of course, Canada too. Cause, well, it puts up with me too!! WHOOOOOOOOOOO!! :)
Trudge, don't worry my friend, they kick you in the gonads and then give you candy, that makes you sleepy, you'll wake up with a sore ass but back home. :)
Life is good, I'm sorry, but international law prohibits any nude photos of Tink to exist. Stupid international law!! :)
cartouche, and in the end, it's all about the sweet!! :)
JK Brady, I love you, thanks for the smacks. And yes, its always fun when Cindy Ross lets us peek under the bonnet. ~nodding~ :)
o'stephanie, God bless the U.S.of.A!!!! :)
Owl, I know, I try to put some grand information into my posts, so every post is a learning experience. I'm the luckiest Tink in the world. :)
Cap'n, nothing says nothing like ABBA!!!! *tears of joy* :)
Boomer Bob, I'm proud you're an American too, my friend. Country music is good for scrubbing the imagery of me nude.
You know what you get when you play Country music backwards don't you?
You get the dog back, the money back, the booze back, and the house and truck too!!! :)
Looks like I'll be going to hell after reading this.
Rated for taking me to the edge..again!
But not the woman who started it all, right? If you do, I'm outa here man!
I usually don't correct spelling or grammar, especially since I frequently make mistakes myself, but because of the irony here, I will.
Although "honour" and "honourable" are the proper Canadian English spellings, "honorary" is always spelled "honorary" and never "honourary" - not in Canadian, U.S., British, or any other flavour of English.
junk1, anytime my friend, any time!!! I'll show my ass soon. :)
Boomer, yeah, you might want to start walking my friend, cause you get her back too!! :( ;)
Risa, very welcome. Yeah, I'm sorry, next time, there will be nudity galore!! :)
Don, in General Brady's world, that's how she spells it, we don't question her, otherwise, we get the whip. You don't want the whip. It has live rabid wolverines tied to it!! :( ;)
No, I didn't drop the 'for more' at the end of that!! ;)
I was vacationing.
No nudie Tink??
What??
I'm shocked; I'm appalled.
You're a true American!!
howd ya get set up there, if i may ask?
the freedom you have is enormous...just huge...hope ya know that..
jim
:)
Rolling
James, I'm pretty lucky, got a shovel, and not much else to do while my puter is downloading its daily porn. So...:)
Rolling, okay, U.S. might be fifth, to Norway and Japan as well. But we're in the top ten. Fifteen at the least!! :)